Split keyboard

Posted by: Papa

Split keyboard - 03/25/14 06:53 AM

I did not know about this feature at all.

http://tiny.cc/f259cx
Posted by: yoyo52

Re: Split keyboard - 03/25/14 07:59 AM

Didn't know about it either. I'll have to try it out and see if it makes a difference.
Posted by: Acumowchek

Re: Split keyboard - 03/25/14 08:59 AM

You managed to find that trick even with Kate Upton in your hot tub?
MULTITASKING! grin
Posted by: Papa

Re: Split keyboard - 03/25/14 09:37 AM

At my age, it is important to pace yourself.
Posted by: steveg

Re: Split keyboard - 03/26/14 04:38 AM

An 85 yr old man is having his annual physical and the doc is amazed at how fit and healthy his patient is. So he asks the man how his sex life is these days.

"Pretty good." says the octogenarian. "But I must admit I'm a little out of breath and sweat a lot during the second time."

Astounded, the doc asks the guy why he sweats during the second time.

"Well…", replies the patient, "It's always hotter in July than it is in January."
grin
Posted by: Papa

Re: Split keyboard - 03/26/14 07:24 AM

An elderly man has just finished his annual physical and the doctor tell him he is good health. The old man complains that his sex drive is too high. The doctor says that is an unusual complaint for a man his age and wants to know what he means by his sex drive drive being too high. The old man says it is all in his head and it should be lower.
Posted by: steveg

Re: Split keyboard - 03/26/14 08:14 AM

So the doc prescribed Cialis® for his headaches. grin
Posted by: Papa

Re: Split keyboard - 03/26/14 08:34 AM

With a warning that any erection lasting more than 4 minutes would be a blessing.
Posted by: steveg

Re: Split keyboard - 03/26/14 08:43 AM

Fact check: Any erection lasting more than 4 minutes would be a blessing. cry