Yeah you and 99.999% of the rest of iPad 3 owners...
you're just so selfish thinking of only your situation !
it's all media BS-hype because a very few were found to have a signal problem. I haven't seen it either, nor has 15-20 other iPad 3 owners I know.
OMG- Apple is going to DIE !!! Sell your stock and head for the hills !!!