Don't know which Grover has lost more of.

No Tax Pledge loyalists, or his freakin' mind!

What incredible BS. The only one in recent memory who has gone off to blow up small(ish) countries, whose names we unfortunately have learned to pronounce really well . . . you know who. And it wasn't a democratic president.

Y'know... I'm wondering if I can teach myself to do everything with my left hand.

WTF is he talking about? I assume that he doesn't want Obama to spend money on anything that would be beneficial to the US! You know, renewable energy, education, health care....