Thank You Bush

Posted by: alAnonymous

Thank You Bush - 09/04/04 11:37 AM

President Urges Calm, Restraint Among Nation's Ballad Singers<br>WASHINGTON, DCó In the wake of the recent national tragedy, President Bush is urging Mariah Carey, Michael Jackson, and other singers to resist the urge to record mawkish, insipid all-star tribute ballads. "To America's recording artists, I just want to say, please, there has already been enough suffering," Bush said. "The last thing we need right now is a soaring Barbra Streisand-Brian McKnight duet titled 'One For All.'" Reports that the FBI had confiscated several notebooks and audio tapes from Diane Warren's home could not be confirmed as of press time.<br><br>Courtesy The Onion's 9/11 Edition<br><br>