I, too, have someting important to say.

Posted by: steveg

I, too, have someting important to say. - 08/11/03 06:24 AM

Gra lydran, teng gronk ju relnag erk irpsa ma tolaspa zorl la tolaspa anu quolt twock gra. Ti cree erc korsa tolaspa quolt, urfa frimba quolt prinquis whik dri la helk, yiphras nalista su ewayf frimba arul. Ma dwint, yem nix, pank xu cree yem lydran yem groum velar rhull velar. Korsa harle! Gronk yiphras nalista zeuhl, erk teng er wex gra! Arul qi gen su frimba srung rhull anu epp arka tharn wex twock rhull nalista, sernag groum gronk brul. Morvit dri yiphras xu, velar tolaspa arul vusp tharn; ma tolaspa, ozlint ma xi su ma morvit furng prinquis helk srung tolaspa. Erk anu tharn tolaspa harle rintax! <br>Ma wynlarce gen ewayf urfa, ju gra ju, epp er ik gronk er rintax cree er la, morvit; kurnap, jince cree. Kurnap morvit srung fli erc zeuhl, srung yiphras lamax galph ju er arka twock ma. Rhull rintax, yiphras ik; athran dri anu er velar teng xu irpsa, delm twock teng epp arul urfa ti. Er sernag jince sernag menardis qi pank frimba re; groum whik teng su flim. <br>Er lamax qi harle ik delm twock! Lamax tolaspa thung harle brul menardis; erc ma urfa obrikt cree frimba gra ik obrikt la prinquis gen, irpsa tharn. Su sernag su velar prinquis korsa urfa tharn re wynlarce. Re frimba flim, pank... flim ti rhull, wex tolaspa lamax ozlint jince, flim su clum la jince velar yiphras ti qi ewayf frimba galph zorl. Prinquis vo tolaspa urfa prinquis? Ewayf su, gra twock, obrikt clum; ux pank. Relnag, ma dri erk relnag irpsa brul teng jince... teng la ik ozlint fli prinquis. Menardis zeuhl dri thung gronk whik frimba harle. <br>Wynlarce cree srung zorl, srung ti morvit quolt zeuhl nix su relnag. Prinquis er la; lamax tharn whik relnag gronk la brul gen prinquis dwint ma sernag jince re xi ti cree brul? Rintax relnag yem kurnap erc dri rhull su qi groum frimba whik groum quolt. Cree menardis ma; nix brul nix qi lydran re ma tolaspa ma wex frimba ti dri arka. Irpsa xu... epp ewayf velar ti re obrikt arka frimba athran nix, quolt flim irpsa ti ju. <br>Velar relnag kurnap ma xi fli frimba teng prinquis erk rhull srung su cree rintax furng rhull; brul korsa pank. Zorl brul flim gra whik vusp delm gra; zeuhl nix nalista erc gra? Frimba ewayf gen groum; dri rintax dwint furng gra? Harle clum quolt obrikt flim gra teng zorl; jince la teng clum. Gen lamax clum, cree er su urfa nix su brul, galph zeuhl sernag yem wex yem gen. Re vusp yiphras sernag whik ozlint obrikt menardis relnag twock jince kurnap dri tharn twock ma frimba dwint helk. <br>Clum gronk ux urfa clum relnag clum thung frimba morvit lamax gra zorl, twock er. Xi la erk, kurnap gen, velar furng berot quolt prinquis xi lydran erk su fli flim epp! Ju ozlint, arka anu ozlint obrikt wex, velar nix; qi nalista velar, wynlarce teng, ma clum erk. Delm athran sernag zeuhl ma ux su zorl, rhull re, zeuhl pank wex. Zorl whik athran pank groum irpsa, cree qi relnag whik dri ozlint kurnap. Teng tolaspa arka fli la ti rhull yem su vusp srung pank! <br>Urfa arka rhull groum ti nix ik; qi irpsa tolaspa thung fli dwint rintax clum ti tharn. Cree su korsa su, ti prinquis pank ewayf ik zorl; prinquis lamax er morvit helk su athran anu twock, fli ik. Sernag zeuhl jince clum urfa xi rhull! Prinquis gen arka morvit la furng yem la anu ti furng zeuhl prinquis kurnap rintax velar relnag arul rhull wynlarce gen irpsa re irpsa. La furng; thung velar morvit prinquis wex harle, ju tharn obrikt rhull? Su ewayf fli; srung erc menardis lydran xi zeuhl dwint. <br>Lamax rhull arul twock, prinquis tolaspa, dwint athran wynlarce twock; nalista, rintax rhull er erk. Twock, galph quolt gra gronk wex clum ju wynlarce, ma; sernag wex. Dwint zeuhl, flim prinquis su, rintax ik ma ju whik srung gen sernag dri dwint. Gen sernag twock jince athran; urfa sernag lydran teng xi. <br>Zorl er lamax... er urfa ti nalista lydran relnag srung nalista delm cree? Berot gronk ewayf tolaspa yem zorl su, wynlarce tolaspa... irpsa flim, tolaspa ju qi. Wynlarce er anu... gronk er ux ju furng teng arul flim kurnap qi gronk gen menardis galph. Teng epp... lamax harle tharn morvit, arul jince. Rhull galph... tharn, irpsa xu nix vo re whik lydran, zorl teng su xu irpsa menardis dwint groum. <br>Arul ux menardis wynlarce menardis la arka er gen cree irpsa dri arul xi helk ozlint. Su teng arka lamax irpsa arul re harle velar delm ma. Quolt er cree nix twock dwint re quolt er nalista korsa qi ti epp galph xi! Ewayf arka ma. Athran ik cree ma, ewayf furng pank rintax pank irpsa harle flim gra galph. Ma dri epp vusp fli cree... berot er whik xu gronk su velar ju clum ik vo. <br><br>There. I feel much better now. <br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: I, too, have someting important to say. - 08/11/03 06:29 AM

Yah?? Well <FONT SIZE=5>LOREM IPSUM</FONT> to you, too, bud!!!<br><br>
Posted by: sross

Re: I, too, have someting important to say. - 08/11/03 06:29 AM

Thank goodness someone had the guts to finally speak their mind!<br><br><br>
Posted by: MachOne

Re: I, too, have someting important to say. - 08/11/03 06:29 AM

<blockquote><font size=1>In reply to:</font><hr><p>Wynlarce cree srung zorl, srung ti morvit quolt zeuhl nix su relnag. Prinquis er la; lamax tharn whik relnag gronk la brul gen prinquis dwint ma sernag jince re xi ti cree brul? Rintax relnag yem kurnap erc dri rhull su qi groum frimba whik groum quolt. Cree menardis ma; nix brul nix qi lydran re ma tolaspa ma wex frimba ti dri arka. Irpsa xu... epp ewayf velar ti re obrikt arka frimba athran nix, quolt flim irpsa ti ju.<p><hr></blockquote><p>Wynlarce cree srung zorl, srung ti morvit quolt zeuhl nix su relnag. Prinquis er la; lamax tharn whik relnag gronk la brul gen prinquis dwint ma sernag jince re xi ti cree brul? Rintax relnag yem kurnap erc dri rhull su qi groum frimba whik groum quolt. Cree menardis ma; nix brul nix qi lydran re ma tolaspa ma wex frimba ti dri arka. Irpsa xu... epp ewayf velar ti re obrikt arka frimba athran nix, quolt flim irpsa ti ju.<br><br>And let that be a lesson to ya!<br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: I, too, have someting important to say. - 08/11/03 06:30 AM

*snicker*<br><br>M1 said menardis.<br><br>
Posted by: MachOne

Re: I, too, have someting important to say. - 08/11/03 06:31 AM

Did not!<br><br>
Posted by: steveg

Re: I, too, have someting important to say. - 08/11/03 06:32 AM

My gawd, M1, you'reabsolutely right! How could I have overlooked such an obvious point. Please except my deepest apologies forgive my insensitive and ill-considered remarks. <br><br>
Posted by: steveg

Re: I, too, have someting important to say. - 08/11/03 06:33 AM

Well at least he didn't say menardii, which would have indicated unabashed duplicity. <br><br>
Posted by: MachOne

Re: I, too, have someting important to say. - 08/11/03 06:34 AM

Well if you promise never to do it again<br><br>Wanna see my winkie?<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br> <----------------<br><br>
Posted by: steveg

Re: I, too, have someting important to say. - 08/11/03 06:35 AM

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Posted by: sean

Re: I, too, have someting important to say. - 08/11/03 06:38 AM

WRONGO this time steve. i completely disagree and cannot believe you failed to consider the whole story. you missed the boat big time this time...big time, buddy. <br><br>i may respond further, but i have a lot of research to do first so that i don't sound like i am writing a bunch of gibberish. <br><br>[color:blue] -sean</font color=blue><P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by sean on 08/11/03 09:42 AM (server time).</EM></FONT></P>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: I, too, have someting important to say. - 08/11/03 06:51 AM

Hey wait a minute, don't put words in my mouth... I never said that. That was Alec... he said "relnag clum thung frimba morvit lamax gra zorl, twock er. Xi la erk, kurnap gen, velar furng berot quolt prinquis xi lydran erk su fli flim epp! Ju ozlint, arka anu ozlint obrikt wex, velar nix;"<br><br>I tried telling him they made a cream for that, but he insisted on doing it his way!<br><br>
Posted by: Shooshie

Re: I, too, have someting important to say. - 08/11/03 07:02 AM

Will they actually let you say mend!$ here? <br><br><br><br>Shooshie<br><br><br><br>[color:green]Pictures and things</font color=green>
Posted by: DaddyMac

Re: I, too, have someting important to say. - 08/11/03 07:05 AM

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Posted by: sean

Re: I, too, have someting important to say. - 08/11/03 07:08 AM

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Posted by: lesh

Re: I, too, have someting important to say. - 08/11/03 07:14 AM

Well Sean, if you'd read MY post, you would have realized that beforehand and saved yourself some time! So triple dog LOREM IPSUM to YOU! <br><br>Oh and Shoosh, yes, menardis is acceptable here...but let me rephrase some of your thoughts as I understand them...and please, correct me if I'm wrong.<br><br>Zeere-a ere-a oonly a foo ooff us here-a vhu remember vhere-a furooms ceme-a frum. Beffure-a zee VVV zeere-a ves UseNET, vheech ves a luusely-deestribooted cullecshun ooff speceeel-interest furooms trunsmeetted in a fereeety ooff veys, incloodeeng thruoogh imeeel. (zeere-a vere-a muny oozeers, tuu, boot nefer meend; thees isn't un incyclupedeea) It ves releyed frum serfer tu serfer, su pusts cuoold teke-a a veek oor tvu tu get foolly deessimeneted tu zee inture-a reedersheep. Ve-a vere-a eccoostumed tu sloo cunferseshuns veet repleees thet sumeteemes seemed cumpletely oooot ooff cuntext, und ergooments insooed oofer vhezeer zee respunse-a shuoold incloode-a a cupy ooff zee ooreeginel tu insoore-a sume-a keend ooff cuntext. Um de hur de hur de hur. Zee noosgruoops steell ixeest, boot zeey ere-a nut vhet zeey oonce-a vere-a. Noo zeey ere-a imbedded veet spem, vheech deed nut heppee unteel ebuoot 1995 oor 1996. Beffure-a thet, zeey vere-a reelly cuul furtooel meeteeng pleces. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Boot, must ooff zeem shered a seemiler treeet: cunferseshuns vere-a fery terse-a. A foo vurds, und thet ves it. Um de hur de hur de hur. Hefeeng ifulfed frum zee deys ooff 300 bood mudems, it ves nut cuul tu receeefe-a a pege-a ooff vreeting, mooch less hoondreds ooff peges ooff vreeting. Boot zee mudem speeds vere-a gueeng up ell zee teeme-a. Eruoond 1993, I begun vreeting fooll isseys oon tupeecs in fereeuoos furooms. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Zee herd-heeded members vhu theenk thet theengs shuoold be-a a certeeen vey fuooght me-a. I ignured zeem leeke-a fleees, und kept oon veet vhet I ves dueeng, becoose-a zee rest ooff zee peuple-a vere-a ieteeng it up. Zeey lufed it. Um de hur de hur de hur. Sooddenly, zee membersheep ooff a gruoop in vheech i ves vreeting shut up. Up und up und up. Zeen zee herd heeds cumpleeened ebuoot tuu muny peuple-a in zee furoom. Sumeteemes zeey spleet ooffff und furoomed a noo noosgruoop vheech zeey cuoold teke-a beck tu zee tee-vurd terseness deys. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Meunvheele-a, iech noosgruoop in vheech I perteecipeted beceme-a a hutbed ooff cunferseshun. Sumebudy hed shoon thet it ves ook tu sey vhet yuoo theenk, tu vreete-a es thuoogh yuoor reeder ves idooceted, und iferyune-a sterted dueeng it. Um de hur de hur de hur. It heppened ilsoohere-a, tuu--I vesn't zee oonly oone-a tu du thees, ooff cuoorse-a, boot preeur tu thees it ves mustly heppeneeng in zee pheelusuphy noosgruoops. Um gesh dee bork, bork! It ves tu be-a a shurt-leefed refeleshun. By 1995, spem hed begoon treeckling in. Bork bork bork! By 1996, it beceme-a a steedy floo. By 1998, spem hed dumeeneted UseNET, und must peuple-a hed ebunduned it. Um de hur de hur de hur. Ooh, zeere-a ere-a steell mudereted gruoops, und steell reeders, boot it is nutheeng leeke-a it ves beffure-a. Peuple-a sterted grefeeteting tu VVV furooms. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Zeey vere-a unveeeldy und unpredeecteble-a et furst. Um de hur de hur de hur. Broosers deed nut hundle-a sume-a ooff zeem fery vell. Zeen zee sufftvere-a oon vheech zee furst MecCentrel ves besed imerged und furooms pruleeffereted. Bork bork bork! Stun Fleck und Jeem Delrymple-a vere-a sume-a ooff zee furst tu use-a it in zeeur MecCentrel furoom, und vhee I ceme-a tu zee furoom I ves deleeghted veet zee iese-a in vheech yuoo cuoold pust messeges. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Und nu spem. Egeeen, I sterted vreeting my tredemerk tumes, boot oonly a foo cumpleeened. Bork bork bork! It ves vell understuud by thees teeme-a thet yuoo skeep oofer vhet yuoo dun't vunt tu reed, und thuse-a vhu vunt tu reed it, veell. Muny oozeer Mec seetes und zeeur furooms fulded, und zeeur peuple-a vuoold grefeetete-a tu MecCentrel. Ve-a reelly hed a deeferse-a und lerge-a membersheep. Feeesty, tuu. Ve-a ell hed oone-a cummun poorpuse-a: tu hung tugezeer es a Meceentush sooppurt gruoop. "Sooppurt" meunt mure-a thun techneecel sooppurt. Um de hur de hur de hur. Ve-a vere-a oon a seenking sheep und ve-a knoo it. Um de hur de hur de hur. Ve-a vere-a zeere-a tu cunsule-a iech oozeer und tu get oooor inspureshun beck up tu feeght zee steenkeen' PCers vhu throo meesinffurmeshun oooot zeere-a thet ves keelling zee Mec pletffurm oon zee user ind es fest es Epple's meesmunegement ves keelling it oon zee oozeer ind. Bork bork bork! I cun't tell yuoo hoo it felt thet Junooery ooff 1998 vhee Stefe-a Jubs deed hees furst keynute-a in a decede-a und unfeeeled zee selfeshun ooff Epple-a: zee iMec. Zeere-a vere-a elsu zee B&V tooer, und zee iBuuk, und Eurpurt, und muny oozeer theengs vheech ceme-a es teeme-a vent oon, boot in thet oone-a keynute-a ve-a ell knoo thet zeere-a ves gueeng tu be-a hupe-a fur us. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Thet ves zee spureet ooff cumeredereee-a thet kept MecCentrel eleefe-a, und mede-a us a teeght gruoop. Thuse-a peuple-a vhu vere-a zeere-a veell fuooch fur me-a. Boot vhee zeere-a ves nu Epple-a noos, ve-a kept zee furoom gueeng veet telks ebuoot zee noos, ebuoot femeelies, ebuoot lufe-a, beooty, deet, leeffe-a, und ell zee theengs ve-a deemed impurtunt tu us. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Zeere-a vere-a a foo herdheeds vhu steell demunded ve-a oonly telk Mec stooffff, und keep it shurt. Um de hur de hur de hur. I knoo thuse-a keends frum UseNET, und knoo ve-a oonly hed tu ignure-a zeem und keep telkeeng und oooor furoom vuoold groo, groo, groo. Und ve-a deed. Bork bork bork! Und it deed. Bork bork bork! Iff zee coorrent MecCentrel oor MecMeenoote-a ere-a zee oonly furooms yuoo hefe-a belunged tu, yuoo mey nut reeleeze-a thet reel cunferseshun is ectooelly nut sumetheeng yuoo feend in ell furooms. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Yuoo mey nut reeleeze-a vhet a need, un urge-a, zeere-a is in muny ooff us tu feend oooor cunferseshunel pertners by setteeng oooot a vell-vreettee issey oon vheech tu punder und reply veet unuzeer vell-vreettee issey. Bork bork bork! Muny peuple-a feend thet zeey deed nut reeleeze-a vhet un urge-a zeey hed fur thees. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Vhee zeey fuoond it, it ves leeke-a cumeeng hume-a. Zeey steyed und bunded veet zee peuple-a zeey fuoond. Bork bork bork! I hed leerned lung egu thet genooeene-a, seencere-a cunferseshun, veethuoot zee infecteefe-a tooerd deesegreement und deefffference-a, boot oopenly velcumeeng oopeeniuns und deefersity, creetes a ferteele-a infurunment fur cummooneety. Bork bork bork! It hes nefer feeeled in uny furoom oor noosgruoop I'fe-a hed zee pleesoore-a ooff beeeng a pert ooff. (seence-a ebuoot 1988-89) Boot zeen three-a theengs heppened vheech chunged oooor furoom. Tvu vere-a puleeticel: Cleentun's impeechment und Boosh's ilecshun. But vere-a heeghly cuntruferseeel, und it ves impusseeble-a tu ignure-a vhet ves truoobleeng su muny ooff us in su beeg a vey. Bork bork bork! Oooor cuoontry ves chungeeng, und it ves freeghtening. It ves leeke-a sume-a nesty pooer hed guttee huld ooff oooor gufernment und ves shekeeng it leeke-a a dug shekes a tuy. Bork bork bork! Zee puleeticel pusts begun feelling up oooor speces. Um gesh dee bork, bork! I ves pert ooff thet; und et furst I treeed tu stey oon zee oobjecteefe-a seede-a. Zee infecteefe-a egeeenst me-a beceme-a unbeereble-a et teemes, und es I leerned certeeen persuneleety types, I lust my puleecy tooerd infecteefe-a und fured it reeght beck et thuse-a vhu vere-a zee roodest tu me-a. Zee oozeer theeng vheech chunged oooor furoom ves thet Mec's furtoones sterted referseeng. Zee footoore-a ooff zee Mec seemed secoore-a, und ve-a vere-a nu lunger es cuncerned ebuoot soorfeefel oor vhet ve-a vere-a gueeng tu du tu meke-a oooor leefings iff zee Mec vent under. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Elsu, zee iMec bruooght a vhule-a noo type-a ooff user tu oooor furooms: noobeees. Um gesh dee bork, bork! In zee oold deys zeere-a vere-a nu noobeees oon zee Internet. Um de hur de hur de hur. (ve-a used tu cepeetelize-a Internet, by zee vey, joost es muny ooff us vrute-a UseNET in thet furmet) Iff yuoo gut oon zee Internet beffure-a ebuoot 1996, it shooed thet yuoo hed pretty mooch mestered certeeen espects ooff cumpooteeng. EOL bruooght zee furst oonslooght ooff noobeees, und zee iMec/EOL cumbeeneshun bruooght unuzeer durectly tu MecCentrel. I velcumed it, becoose-a it meunt thet et lest cumpooteeng hed erreefed et zee pueent vhere-a reel cummooneety cuoold defelup, nut joost heegh-geek cummooneety. Bork bork bork! Boot I recugneeze-a in heendsight thet zee deefersity ooff peuple-a vhu ceme-a in chunged zee meendset sumoohet. Um de hur de hur de hur. Zee flooffff pusts begun eppeereeng effter thet, mure-a oor less. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Nut tu sey zeey vere-a nun-ixeestent beffure-a zeen, boot zee idea thet ELL pusts shuoold be-a flooffff oor thet puleeticel pusts shuoold be-a pooshed doon zee pege-a oor thet zeere-a shuoold be-a uny ooff thees beeg spleet-up crep seemply nefer eppeered in zee furooms. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Peuple-a vhu vere-a irreeteting, roode-a, und vhu gut in yuoor fece-a veet persunel issooes ell zee teeme-a vere-a seemply ignured in zee oold deys (oor beeeted und flemed), und zeey ifentooelly vent evey. Bork bork bork! Noo it's becume-a iferyune's preuccoopeshun. Peuple-a, vhee ve-a telk ebuoot "ileetes" oor "blucs" ve're-a telkeeng ebuoot illooseeuns. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Here-a oonleene-a, ve-a ectooelly chuuse-a freeends frum a veede-a fereeety ooff peuple-a besed oon thuse-a vhu reelly resunete-a veet us. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Thees vhule-a idea thet unytheeng oor unyune-a shuoold be-a pert ooff a 'bluc' oor un 'eleete' is loodeecruoos. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Zeey dun't ixeest. Um de hur de hur de hur. Ve-a ere-a iech indeefidooels vhu pust here-a, und ve-a cun pust unyvhere-a, unyteeme-a ve-a vunt. Um de hur de hur de hur. Becoose-a ve-a hefe-a guttee tu knoo iech oozeer fery vell, ve-a hefe-a furmed cummooneety besed oon genooeene-a imushunel bunds. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Boot zeere-a is nu strooctoore-a tu thees cummooneety. Bork bork bork! Iech persun here-a hes es mooch pooer es unyune-a ilse-a. (ixcept zee furoom edmeens. Um gesh dee bork, bork!.. vheech mekes thet zee meeen deefffference-a betveee zee veeld-und-vuuly deys ooff UseNET, vhere-a nubudy hed pooer oofer a noosgruoop oonce-a it ves creeted. Bork bork bork! ) Vhet I'm seyeeng is thet iferyune-a needs tu teke-a a deep breet und reeleeze-a vhet thees is, vhere-a it ceme-a frum, und hoo loocky yuoo ere-a tu hefe-a a plece-a tu vreete-a unytheeng thet ooccoors tu yuoo, uny teeme-a yuoo vunt, und knoo thet zeere-a veell be-a peuple-a reedeeng it und respundeeng tu it. Um de hur de hur de hur. I eppreceeete-a yuoo peuple-a; ell ooff yuoo, becoose-a yuoo ectooelly cere-a ebuoot vhet I sey--et leest sumeteemes. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Und I eppreceeete-a yuoo becoose-a yuoo idoocete-a me-a veet vhet YOOo sey. Bork bork bork! Boot cleeqooes ere-a illooseeuns. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Iff sume-a peuple-a oonly respund tu certeeen oozeers, su be-a it. Um de hur de hur de hur. Boot iff yuoo dun't leeke-a zee vey theengs ere-a cundoocted, sey su und be-a dune-a veet it. Um de hur de hur de hur. Let's nut drev thees oooot und dreefe-a deeper vedges und meke-a ell oooor cunferseshuns ebuoot THIS. Pleese-a... theenk ebuoot vhet is impurtunt tu yuu. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Und pust ebuoot it. Um de hur de hur de hur. Telk. Vreete-a. Reeleeze-a vhet un emezeeng theeng ve-a hefe-a here-a, und hoo thees lefel ooff deescuoorse-a veet thees muny peuple-a, eruoond zee freecking VORLD!!! is unprecedented in zee heestury ooff zee hoomun rece-a! Dung! I cun telk tu Veleed oor Ireszl, oor Elec, oor Cerp... und zeere's nu telleeng vhu oor hoo muny ere-a reedeeng us! Thees is emezeeng! Du yuoo see-a thet? Ve-a hefe-a tekee it fur grunted su qooeeckly. Bork bork bork! Zee peuple-a vhu booeelt zee internet ere-a emezeeng peeuneers zeemselfes. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Zeey booeelt it fur THIS! I'm deed sereeuoos. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Vheele-a gufernments und indoostreees vere-a feegooring oooot hoo tu pruffeet frum zee stunderds vheech vuoold hefe-a creeted thees internet und bruooght it tu peuple-a fur a hooge-a, geeguntic soom ooff muney, by soobscreepshun, zeese-a peuple-a STOLE zee stunderds (check zee buuk "Ixplureeng zee Internet" by Cerl Melemood) und leeed zee cebles zeemselfes, dreelled zee vells, instelled zee jecks, vrute-a zee freeggin sufftvere-a, und poot us ell oonleene-a vheele-a zee gufernments und indoostry vere-a seetting zeere-a stemmereeng und seyeeng "hoo'd zeey du thet? Ere-a zeey ellooed tu du thet? Cun't ve-a stup zeem?" Ve-a hefe-a zee must emezeeng cummooneeceshun system. Dun't teke-a it fur grunted veet petty infecteefe-a. Zee puleeticel pusts ere-a impurtunt. Um de hur de hur de hur. Deel veet zeem. Zeey veell sumedey sefe-a oooor neshuns frum rooeen. Bork bork bork! Zee cummooneety is impurtunt. Um de hur de hur de hur. Thees is joost a ruoogh sput. Um de hur de hur de hur. I'fe-a seee luts ooff ruoogh sputs oofer zee pest decede-a und a helff, und zeey elveys irun oooot oor feend a noo pet. My hupe-a is thet peuple-a veell cume-a tu respect vhet iech oozeer hes tu sey, und thet ve'll drup zee persunel infecteefe-a et zee furst deesegreement. Um de hur de hur de hur. Iff zeere-a is a deesegreement, oor iff sumeune-a vreetes sumetheeng thet feels durected tooerd yuoo, is it necessery tu fure-a beck persunel insoolts? Moost it be-a perpetooeted? Mureufer, vhee yuoo'fe-a met yuoor ferbel metch, moost yuoo essoome-a thet persun is oooot tu get yuoo? Fur cryeeng oooot luood; sume-a peuple-a ere-a joost better oor mure-a ixpereeenced et thees thun oozeers. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Igu bettles veell elveys ixeest; ve're-a hoomuns und thet cunnut be-a efueeded. Bork bork bork! Boot vuooldn't it be-a neece-a tu reeleeze-a thet ve're-a elsu loocky in THET sense-a, tu be-a eble-a tu du igu bettles veethuoot isceleteeng it intu feeulence-a? Get zee lued ooffff yuoor chest, und breezee ieseeer, zeen furgeefe-a und furget. Um de hur de hur de hur. Ve're-a ell peuple-a, und ve'll elveys poosh zee infelupes, boot pleese-a, dun't teke-a fur grunted vhet ve-a hefe-a here-a. Yuoo mey nut reeleeze-a hoo herd-vun thees preefilege-a reelly ves. Um gesh dee bork, bork! <br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: I, too, have someting important to say. - 08/11/03 07:23 AM

I think I speak for a few people when I say, "YOU WIN!" Stop the madness! <br><br>
Posted by: DaddyMac

Re: I, too, have someting important to say. - 08/11/03 07:26 AM

Stop the insanity!!!!<br><br><br><br>[color:red]DaddyMac's MP3 to AAC conversion: left to go...</font color=red>
Posted by: walzuhair

Re: I, too, have someting important to say. - 08/11/03 07:33 AM

الدعوة شكلها كلها هرج فاضي وحشو لقاعدة البيانات ، فلازم وحتما ولا بد من المشاركة في الكلام الفاضي وللا نصير شاذين عن القاعدة. أحاول الآن أعلق على الكلام الفاضي بشي ما له علاقة<br><br>Gra lydran, teng gronk ju relnag erk irpsa ma tolaspa zorl la tolaspa anu quolt twock gra. Ti cree erc korsa tolaspa quolt, urfa frimba quolt prinquis whik dri la helk, yiphras nalista su ewayf frimba arul.<br><br>يوم الخميس جدعت المكيف الصحراوي القديم ، جبت واحد جديد. الحين يازين الجلسة ، براد ورطوبة من أحسن ما يكون... وردد معي يا ليل ماطولك<br><br>Rhull rintax, yiphras ik; athran dri anu er velar teng xu irpsa, delm twock teng epp arul urfa ti. Er sernag jince sernag menardis qi pank frimba re; groum whik teng su flim. <br>Er lamax qi harle ik delm twock! Lamax tolaspa thung harle brul menardis; erc ma urfa obrikt cree frimba gra ik obrikt la prinquis gen, irpsa tharn. Su sernag su velar prinquis korsa urfa tharn re wynlarce. Re frimba flim, pank...<br><br>أشوى أن هذا آخر تعليق لأن الهرج انتهى ، أحسن شي نتقهوى ولكن قهوه تركي بالهيل مع كاس مويه بارد ومنعش ، وسلامتكم<br><br>There.. I've said all I wanted to say..<br><br><br>DigitalEye
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: I, too, have someting important to say. - 08/11/03 07:34 AM

Waleed, we would appreciate it if you wouldn't use that kind of language in here, this is a family forum! If you continue to use that kind of language, the least you could do is provide appropriate pictures to go with it! <br><br>
Posted by: sean

Re: I, too, have someting important to say. - 08/11/03 07:36 AM

i did read your post...it contained a few more words (Yah?? Well...to you, too, bud) than steve's that actually made sense, but it was all greek to me...er, all lorem ipsum to me. <br><br>[color:blue] -sean</font color=blue>
Posted by: steveg

Re: I, too, have someting important to say. - 08/11/03 07:39 AM

MacLorem my @ss. I Letrasetted the whole thing and scanned it! <br><br>
Posted by: walzuhair

Re: I, too, have someting important to say. - 08/11/03 07:40 AM

B-b-b-b-but he started it... Sniff.. Sniff..<br>**stomps on SteveG's foot and runs away crying**<br><br><br>DigitalEye
Posted by: Shooshie

Re: I, too, have someting important to say. - 08/11/03 07:42 AM

I have to say, that puts a whole new slant on it. <br><br><br>Shooshie<br><br><br><br>[color:green]Pictures and things</font color=green>
Posted by: steveg

Re: I, too, have someting important to say. - 08/11/03 07:45 AM

Owie! <br><br>Mommy, Mommy, Waleed hurt my widdle footsy! Waaaaaaaa.... <br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: I, too, have someting important to say. - 08/11/03 07:50 AM

You two just wait til your father gets home!!!! <br><br>
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: I, too, have someting important to say. - 08/11/03 07:54 AM

That was just too deep, Steve. <br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: I, too, have someting important to say. - 08/11/03 07:54 AM

Are you telling me to 'shut up', Gizmo?<br><br>
Posted by: walzuhair

Re: I, too, have someting important to say. - 08/11/03 07:56 AM

Let's spit shake and be friends.. And tomorrow at lunch we put laxative in Gizmo's lunch <br><br><br><br>DigitalEye
Posted by: steveg

Re: I, too, have someting important to say. - 08/11/03 08:10 AM

Sorry. Sometimes I just get so... lost in myself. <br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: I, too, have someting important to say. - 08/11/03 08:56 AM

<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>You knew that was coming, right? <br><br><br><br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: I, too, have someting important to say. - 08/11/03 10:05 AM

Not a clue, honest. <br><br>
Posted by: trey

Re: I, too, have someting important to say. - 08/11/03 11:18 AM

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Posted by: iraszl

Re: I, too, have someting important to say. - 08/11/03 11:47 AM

The image below illustrates my point:<br><br><br><br>I think egyedi rendszm Skodban villoghat lete vgig Sndor Orsolya, a Balaton idei szpsgkirlyn?je, hacsak az aut el?bb tnkre nem megy, de a MISSB-1 felirat zomncozott lapot akkor is tszerelheti egy msik jrm?re. Ismerje meg a hrom rmes versenyz?t s vesse bele magt a kpriportba! Augusztus 8-n 21 rakor libegett a 16 dnt?s hajadon a Sifoki Szabadtri Sznpadra, s mr akkor tudtk, hogy a Si Miss Balaton 2003 cmhez jr koronval - kirlyn?knt - csak egyik?jk hagyhatja el a sznpadot az este sorn. A tbbieknek mindenfle rtkes klndjakkal, holmi msodik s harmadik helyezsekkel s a mlig hangz tapsokkal kell majd vgasztaldniuk. <br><br>Alapos felkszls <br><br>A lnyok mr egy hete kszltek arra, hogy szpsgkkel megkzdjenek a vadonatj Skoda Fabirt, mgis gy t?nt egyltaln nem izgulnak - ezt alighanem alapos felkszltsgknek tudhatjuk be. Nem lehetett elsiklani amellett sem, hogy nagyon ltvnyos, prg?s s mgis sokmindent megmutat koreogrfival vonultattk fel bjaikat nyri koktlruhban, fehrnem?ben, s termszetesen frd?ruhban is. Az tltzsek sajnos idn sem a sznpadon zajlottak, ezt a feszltsget a sznetekben neves vendgel?adk m?soraival, St. Martinnal, Havasi Balzzsal, s a Princessszel lehetett csillaptani. <br><br>Tavalyi kirlyn?nek sem utols lenni <br><br>Az elfogult zs?ritag<br>Tekintse meg fotinkat<br> A kzpdnt?r?l megismert - jrszt szponzorokbl ll - zs?rit Ungr Anik m?vszn?, St? Enik? jogsz, Besenyei Pter m?repl? vilgbajnok er?stette meg, hogy valban a Balaton kirlyn?je cmre legmltbb hlgy fejre kerljn a korona. A zs?riben termszetesen helyet kapott Lengyel Andrea is, a tavalyi verseny gy?ztese, aki mg idn is a zs?ri kedvence, valszn?leg ezrt (is) kaphatott kt szemlyes tvol-keleti luxusutazst.<br><br> A 16 lny mindegyike, nvszerint Zita, Szilvia, Eszter, Judit, Zsuzsanna, Dra, Anna, Virg, Andrea, Edina, Krisztina, Orsolya, Anett, Bianka, Linda s Anna, kapott mobiltelefont ajndkba, ezen kvl vltozatos klndjakat osztottak szt kzttk. <br><br>Az j kirlyn? s az ? udvarhlgyei<br><br>A kirlyn? s kt udvarhlgye<br> A zs?ri Zsros Annt vlasztotta a harmadik helyre - persze kiss jobban hangzik, ha a msodik udvarhlgy titulust alkalmazzuk. Anna idn rettsgizett, s kiderlt, hogy matematikusnak fog tanulni (kpzavarnak t?nhet, de nem az). R tbbek kzt tekintlyes mellmretr?l emlkezhetnk a kzpdnt?r?l. Annval nagyon kell vigyzni, olyan megigz?en tud rnzni az emberre azokkal a kk szemeivel, mintha az elmlt egy htben ezt gyakorolta volna. <br><br> A kirlyn? els? udvarhlgye (azaz a msodik helyezett) Polgr Krisztina lett, aki 17 ves tanul, trkszentmiklsi, s tudjuk rla, hogy tbb klnbz? helyezst is besprt idn a szpsgversenypiacrl. Az ? ajndka egy amerikai krutazs. <br><br>Sndor Orsolya, a 2003-as gy?ztes<br>Klikk a kpre!<br> Az idei Si Miss Balaton Szpsgverseny gy?ztese pedig az a Sndor Orsolya lett, aki 25 ves budapesti marketing manager s mr kt diplomval is rendelkezik. v lett rkre a vadonatj, MISSB-1 rendszm Skoda Fabia, illetve a Sinak ksznhet?en egy meglepets f?djban rszeslt a koronzs utn: flmilli forint rtk? utazsi utalvnyt vehetett t.<br><br>
Posted by: trey

Re: I, too, have someting important to say. - 08/11/03 11:54 AM

Scrimpm scrappm scrippy.<br><br>
Posted by: yoyo52

Re: I, too, have someting important to say. - 08/11/03 04:58 PM

Leslie said [color:blue]bork, bork</font color=blue> <br><br> Alas, poor Yorick. -- Hamlet
Posted by: PointBreak

Re: I, too, have someting important to say. - 08/11/03 05:36 PM

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