Lawyer Speak...

Posted by: Pirate

Lawyer Speak... - 04/16/14 06:34 AM

Actual questions from court house trials

q. so the date of conception of the baby was august 8?th?
a. yes
q. and what were you doing at the time?

q. you say the stairs wend down into the basement?
a. yes
q. and these stairs did they go up also?


q. Mr Statery you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon didn't you?
a. I went to Europe sir
q. and you took your wife?

q. how was yhour first marriage terminated?
a. by death
q. and by whos death was it terminated?

q. can you describe the individual?
a. he was about medium height and had a beard
q. was he male or female?

q. so you recall the time that you examined the body?
a. the autopsy started around 8:30 pm
q. and Mr. Dennin was dead at the time?
a. no he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy
Posted by: DLC

Re: Lawyer Speak... - 04/16/14 07:12 AM

They're not any Perry Masons !! laugh

(or Clarence Darrow either ! - look that one up in your Funk & Wagnals)
Posted by: Pirate

Re: Lawyer Speak... - 04/16/14 07:58 AM

oh no I see Laugh In on the horizon
Posted by: Nana

Re: Lawyer Speak... - 04/16/14 10:02 AM

Originally Posted By: Pirate

q. so you recall the time that you examined the body?
a. the autopsy started around 8:30 pm
q. and Mr. Dennin was dead at the time?
a. no he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy

Posted by: MrB

Re: Lawyer Speak... - 04/17/14 07:40 AM

One response to a version I read was

Q- so did you check that he was dead

A- no

Q- Why not

A-His brain was setting in a tray on my table

Dave
Posted by: Stumpy1

Re: Lawyer Speak... - 04/17/14 01:42 PM

Haha! laugh