Yeah I thought that dumb thing would qualify some as a "redneck" !!
" If you have a singing bass mounted on your living room wall… you might be a redneck !! "
Yer on a roll, my friend...
We spent Saturday @ Ted's redneck buddy's BBQ.
He & his wife hauled out the obligatory flatscreen
WAY 2 MUCH SUN - to watch NAZCAR (yipteedoo)
(too much sun because Billy Bob had cut limbs off
their shade-tree to burn in the portable fire-ring)
Which left me with my iPhone in hand previewing "Years of Living Dangerously"
via a Showtime App.
in the only available shade of my own cast shadow.
Every once in a while, I'd share what I was seeing...
...only to get sideways looks from Billy Bob & Trudy.
Finally Trudy (name changed to protect the ignorant)
came right out and said that she didn't know, care,
or care-to-know about any dire predictions being
discussed because she "couldn't do anything about it
so why bother knowing anything about it anyway?"
Cue The Fish