Sorry about this ladies

Posted by: MrB

Sorry about this ladies - 04/11/14 07:04 AM

cowboy: "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."
Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"
Cowboy: "Nah... She's purty good lookin'....."


Dave
Posted by: yoyo52

Re: Sorry about this ladies - 04/11/14 12:19 PM

crazy tongue laugh
Posted by: Acumowchek

Re: Sorry about this ladies - 04/11/14 01:42 PM

grin

We used to joke about two-baggers (In case one fell off!) blush
Posted by: MrB

Re: Sorry about this ladies - 04/11/14 06:52 PM

Originally Posted By: Acumowchek
grin

We used to joke about two-baggers (In case one fell off!) blush


The reference I've heard was one for her and one for the guy

Dave
Posted by: DLC

Re: Sorry about this ladies - 04/12/14 11:36 AM

Originally Posted By: Acumowchek
grin

We used to joke about two-baggers (In case one fell off!) blush

OR TRIPLE Strength.. grin

or she had a face that could stop traffic . . .

. . . in a oil port !!! eek

Posted by: Lea

Re: Sorry about this ladies - 04/12/14 12:07 PM


One bagger, two bagger, coyote . . . whistle


I can't be the only one who knows this one . . . laugh
Posted by: DLC

Re: Sorry about this ladies - 04/12/14 03:01 PM

I'm a Texan and I don't know that one !! blush

Posted by: Lea

Re: Sorry about this ladies - 04/12/14 03:59 PM


Holy flippin' cows, Dave.

OK. You know the one bagger and the two bagger. Don't share this one with women that will smack you upside the head for being . . . just don't share, K?

A coyote = A woman who's sooo ugly? When you come to after ya'll done the deed and see she's asleep on your arm? You chew it off so you can get away without waking her up.

File under severe but fkn' funny. Unless you've run across a coyote leg left in a trap. OK. I think I just shot my sense of humor directly in the foot.

Must. Find. Redemption . . . wink



Posted by: Acumowchek

Re: Sorry about this ladies - 04/12/14 04:06 PM

Wow. Dave didn't know Coyote Ugly? shocked
Time to look through the Bad Joke book… laugh
Posted by: Lea

Re: Sorry about this ladies - 04/12/14 04:40 PM


Thank you, Curtis. You are a gentleman. Making trashy sexit jokes isn't easy.

[Seriously, peeps, it takes talent laugh ]

If you decide to take back the thanks? I won't take back the laugh.

smile
LL
Posted by: Acumowchek

Re: Sorry about this ladies - 04/12/14 04:53 PM

Quote:
Seriously, peeps, it takes talent

I am only an amateur in the presence of professionals wink
Posted by: DLC

Re: Sorry about this ladies - 04/12/14 05:06 PM

I heard coyote ugly (not frequently though - was in GA for 23 years) , but never the story to go with it ! blush

Don't worry Lea, I never intentionally make women angry, or tell them to clam down.. As Dr Phil says , that's like Baptizing cats !! laugh

Office Rule #1 - forget the Boss, never make the Administrator / secretary angry !! You're "dead man walking' " !!! eek She can hurt you so bad you'll ask to be Fired !! wink
Posted by: Jim_

Re: Sorry about this ladies - 04/12/14 05:07 PM

I got it, coyote ugly was the first thing to come to mind when you "said" it. laugh