OK - here's my repentance- a joke !!`

Posted by: DLC

OK - here's my repentance- a joke !!` - 10/08/13 05:57 PM

Warning – Blonde Joke !


Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 p.m.

He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV just as the 10:00 p.m. news was coming on.

The news crew was covering a story about a man preparing to jump off the ledge of a building downtown.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, “Do you think he’ll jump?”

Bob said, “You know, I bet he’ll jump.”

The blonde replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.”

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, “You’re on!”

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob saying, “Fair’s fair. Here’s your money.”

Bob replied, “I can’t take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 p.m. news so I already knew he would jump.”

The blonde replied, “I saw it too, but I never thought he’d do it again.” wink
Posted by: lanovami

Re: OK - here's my repentance- a joke !!` - 10/08/13 06:26 PM

Ha!

Why does everything have to be joke huh? wink
Posted by: DLC

Re: OK - here's my repentance- a joke !!` - 10/08/13 06:55 PM

Because it tells us NOT to take life too seriously !!


psst . . . . no one gets out alive !! wink
Posted by: Celandine

Re: OK - here's my repentance- a joke !!` - 10/08/13 09:06 PM


cry DAMM YOU!

ANOTHER excuse for an overtly political joke!
YES! “THEY” Almost “did it” in 2011
but WTH expected “them” to be
dumb enough to pull it AGAIN!


wink heehee, measobad!
Posted by: Jim_

Re: OK - here's my repentance- a joke !!` - 10/08/13 10:51 PM

Sigh.
Posted by: Stumpy1

Re: OK - here's my repentance- a joke !!` - 10/09/13 09:40 AM

hahahaha! Good one! laugh