Daily Funny !! Red, red tomatoes !!

Posted by: DLC

Daily Funny !! Red, red tomatoes !! - 08/23/13 12:35 PM


A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes but couldn't seem to get them to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge RED tomatoes.

The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?"

The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden naked in my trench coat and flash them. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."

The woman was so impressed she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she flashed in her garden hoping for the best.

One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"
"No", she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous." blush blush

Posted by: Acumowchek

Re: Daily Funny !! Red, red tomatoes !! - 08/23/13 01:40 PM

cry grin
Posted by: drjohn

Re: Daily Funny !! Red, red tomatoes !! - 08/23/13 02:02 PM

blush laugh
Posted by: MrB

Re: Daily Funny !! Red, red tomatoes !! - 08/23/13 03:19 PM

What, no comments about melons ?

Dave
Posted by: DLC

Re: Daily Funny !! Red, red tomatoes !! - 08/23/13 03:22 PM

Originally Posted By: MrB
What, no comments about melons ?

Dave

Those aren't melons Dave ...those are gherkins !!! blush blush

laugh
Posted by: Pirate

Re: Daily Funny !! Red, red tomatoes !! - 08/23/13 05:59 PM

Now I gotta go and watch one of my favs...Attack of the Killer Tomatoes