I'm above average!

Posted by: MacBozo

I'm above average! - 07/17/13 01:46 PM

Sadness: Average Erect Penis In US Is Only 5.6-Inches
Posted by: Acumowchek

Re: I'm above average! - 07/17/13 02:39 PM

Sorry, Michael. 5.7" doesn't count. whistle
Posted by: MacBozo

Re: I'm above average! - 07/17/13 02:41 PM

Hey! Above average is above average! LOL! I'll take what I can get!
Posted by: DLC

Re: I'm above average! - 07/17/13 02:48 PM

Had a friend (HE) in Grade school who swore that his dad won more bets claiming to have a 12" penis when erect. Many takers and many losers. Now he could have lied; but I also heard from some who's dads had bet HE's dad and lost... I think they were tellin' the truth. Why would they want their dads to look stupid or bad... shocked

I haven't checked mine lately - I'm still waiting for the oral stimulus so I can register my best length (from the article). blush

laugh
Posted by: yoyo52

Re: I'm above average! - 07/17/13 03:42 PM

I can't wrap my head around that kind of betting, to tell the truth. In what context would the proof be . . . presented? blush
Posted by: MacBozo

Re: I'm above average! - 07/17/13 03:52 PM

Originally Posted By: yoyo52
I can't wrap my head around that kind of betting, to tell the truth. In what context would the proof be . . . presented? blush


Who's your daddy? laugh
Posted by: AusMac

Re: I'm above average! - 07/17/13 06:38 PM

It is more about everything other than the size of the appendage.
Posted by: DLC

Re: I'm above average! - 07/17/13 07:54 PM

From what I remember, the "talk" was that he'd bet guys (mano y mano) and then pull it out beside a ruler to prove it was as long as he claimed. Being a kid I never saw this happen but heard many talking about it. Yes it's hearsay, but from what many kids told me and others, there sure were a lot of dads who lost bets. blush
Posted by: Pirate

Re: I'm above average! - 07/17/13 08:38 PM

Shades of actor John C. Holmes, aka Johnny Wadd (1944-1988)
Posted by: Acumowchek

Re: I'm above average! - 07/17/13 09:13 PM

Quote:
From what I remember…

David, David, David.
So young. So naive.

But seriously…

Ya see this belt? Ya see this tie? Ya see these shoelaces?
And hey! (Puts on sunglasses) I'm only the janitor!
Posted by: lanovami

Re: I'm above average! - 07/20/13 02:55 PM

Sounds like a forum poll. Are you o Ed or under the average? I'll let someone else make utter though.
Posted by: Acumowchek

Re: I'm above average! - 07/20/13 03:16 PM

Quote:
Sounds like a forum poll.

Won't work. We'll all end up lying.
Posted by: Acumowchek

Re: I'm above average! - 07/20/13 03:18 PM

I'm just curious.
Does anyone get this joke?
I heard it in sixth grade, took me a few years to understand it.
Please don't ask me to explain it. blush
Posted by: MacBozo

Re: I'm above average! - 07/20/13 03:19 PM

I'm surprised we haven't heard from carp on this one. laugh
Posted by: Acumowchek

Re: I'm above average! - 07/20/13 03:20 PM

LOL!
Posted by: steveg

Re: I'm above average! - 07/20/13 04:00 PM

Yo, Anthony! So how's that mayoral campaign workin' out? whistle
Posted by: steveg

Re: I'm above average! - 07/20/13 04:01 PM

I'm of the I may not touch bottom but I'll beat the hell out of the sides persuasion. blush laugh