Caution..This Is Alarming

Posted by: Pirate

Caution..This Is Alarming - 04/05/13 06:59 AM

mad 5:30AM beep-beep-beep-beep....alarm clock going off... I don' have to get up this early, turn off alarm clock...beep-beep-beep-beep..it won't shut off.....beep beep beep beep... unplug it...beep beep beep BEEP..does not help.....it is not my alarm clock..beep beep BEEP BEEP...it is my next door neighbors clock beep BEEP BEEP BEEP...called the keeper of the condo keys (a trusted condo resident who has access to all the condos in case of an emergency) to go in and shut down the (^&%^*%%$#7 alarm clock...BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP...maybe someone next door is sick and can't get to the clock could need help....BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEP....keeper of the keys can't get here til 8am....BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP....dang these condo walls sure are thin....it is 8:45am.....BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP.....
&%(*&%%$##&^%* bleeping alarm clock.....
Posted by: MrB

Re: Caution..This Is Alarming - 04/05/13 08:50 AM

Well if the walls are thin, and you have an axe, where do you want a door? laugh


Dave
Posted by: Celandine

Re: Caution..This Is Alarming - 04/05/13 10:39 AM


I read all the way to the end
waiting for the punch-line. blush
Posted by: Pirate

Re: Caution..This Is Alarming - 04/06/13 03:58 PM

no punch line, just some lost sleep