Alaskan missing wife (humor)

Posted by: MrB

Alaskan missing wife (humor) - 03/23/13 02:48 AM

Missing Wife Found by Alaska State Troopers :

The day after his wife disappeared In a kayaking accident, an
Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim faced Alaska State Troopers.

"We're sorry Mr. Wilkinson, but we have some information about your
wife", said one of the troopers.

"Tell me! Did you find her?", Wilkinson exclaimed.

The troopers looked at each other.

One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really
great news. Which would you like to hear first?"

Fearing the worst, the ashen Mr. Wilkinson said, "Give me the bad News first."

The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we
found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay ."
"Oh my God!", exclaimed Wilkinson.
Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"
The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12
twenty-five-pound king crabs and 6 good-sized Dungeness crabs clinging
to her, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."
Stunned, Mr. Wilkinson demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's
the great news?"
The trooper replied, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."
Posted by: carp

Re: Alaskan missing wife (humor) - 03/23/13 11:38 AM

LOL , but so bad.

I read this bumper sticker just yesterday.

(Escaped Mom) don't tell my family that you seen me laugh
Posted by: MrB

Re: Alaskan missing wife (humor) - 03/23/13 12:52 PM

Like those old bumper stickers that disclaim "ex husband in trunk"

Dave
Posted by: DLC

Re: Alaskan missing wife (humor) - 03/23/13 03:00 PM

OH that's a BAD one, Dave !!

I LOVE it !! laugh
Posted by: Pirate

Re: Alaskan missing wife (humor) - 03/23/13 08:38 PM

Originally Posted By: MrB
Like those old bumper stickers that disclaim "ex husband in trunk"

Dave


and to ad a visual...one of those fake hands sold at Spencers gifts and other novelty stores ...sticking out of the trunk...
Posted by: Stumpy1

Re: Alaskan missing wife (humor) - 03/24/13 04:02 PM

Hahahahahh! That was a great one! laugh laugh laugh