Good laugh [except maybe if you're a blond]

Posted by: KateSorensen

Good laugh [except maybe if you're a blond] - 02/06/13 02:55 PM

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A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and, one night, he's doing a show in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.

Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype Swedish blond women that way? What does the color of a woman's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people. It's people like you that make others think that all Blondes are dumb! You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general...pathetically all in the name of humor!"


The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells:


"You stay out of this! I'm talking to that little sh!t on your lap."

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Posted by: Stumpy1

Re: Good laugh [except maybe if you're a blond] - 02/06/13 04:15 PM

Haha! laugh
Posted by: DLC

Re: Good laugh [except maybe if you're a blond] - 02/06/13 05:45 PM

An old one but still VERY funny,

Thanks Kate !
Posted by: Pirate

Re: Good laugh [except maybe if you're a blond] - 02/06/13 08:16 PM

I like it
Posted by: MrB

Re: Good laugh [except maybe if you're a blond] - 02/07/13 01:59 AM

I love it.

Dave
Posted by: Mike

Re: Good laugh [except maybe if you're a blond] - 02/07/13 03:01 AM

Hahaha! laugh. Good one!
Posted by: NucleusG4

Re: Good laugh [except maybe if you're a blond] - 02/07/13 04:18 AM

grin
Posted by: DLC

Re: Good laugh [except maybe if you're a blond] - 02/07/13 04:31 PM

Kate that dummy must have been Walter !! (Jeff Dunham !) laugh
Posted by: Pirate

Re: Good laugh [except maybe if you're a blond] - 02/07/13 10:49 PM

I love Walter....remember Jerry Mahoney...I had one of those way back in the late '50s