Water, please.

Posted by: KateSorensen

Water, please. - 01/22/13 08:38 PM


A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.

Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis, only to find a little old man at a small stand, selling ties.

The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"

The man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5."

The Taliban shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!"

"OK," said the old man, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom."

Cursing, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.

Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead & said, "Your fricking brother won't let me in without a tie!"

Posted by: steveg

Re: Water, please. - 01/22/13 09:11 PM

Oh dat's baaaaaaaaaad. laugh
Posted by: Nana

Re: Water, please. - 01/23/13 12:17 AM

laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Posted by: Stumpy1

Re: Water, please. - 01/23/13 02:08 AM

Hahahahaha! laugh

Good one!
Posted by: MrB

Re: Water, please. - 01/23/13 04:50 PM

I love this one. Me thinks this has been adjusted over the years to fit different situations.

I can see this about a republican wanting water from the Democratic headquarters or soe such.

Or an American Indian selling ties to a cowboy

Or Charlie Sheen selling ties to anyone.