Zune on the Zune

Posted by: yoyo52

Zune on the Zune - 12/21/06 11:55 AM

Oh dear. <br><br>____________________________________________________<br>Bliss was it in that dawn to be alive,<br>But to be young was very heaven!
Posted by: Trog

Re: Zune on the Zune - 12/21/06 11:58 AM

Awesome! And did you see their choice of "porn"? Jeff Gannon Guckert! <br><br>OMG, why did Wired create a link so that you can zoom in on their porn photo?<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by Trog on 12/21/06 02:59 PM (server time).</EM></FONT></P>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: Zune on the Zune - 12/21/06 12:01 PM

<br><br><blockquote><font size=1>In reply to:</font><hr><p>At the risk of making our valued readers toss their lunch, think of Steve Ballmer. And porn. "Developers, unhhhh, developers...."<p><hr></blockquote><p><br><br><br>
Posted by: Pete

Re: Zune on the Zune - 12/21/06 12:05 PM

Don't forget there's a 'squirt' joke in there somewhere too..<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: Zune on the Zune - 12/21/06 12:06 PM

And why did you click on it then?? <br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: Zune on the Zune - 12/21/06 12:07 PM

ohhhhhh gross! <br><br>
Posted by: Trog

Re: Zune on the Zune - 12/21/06 12:17 PM

I was hoping to download it to my Zune. Alas, no such luck. Teases!<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: Zune on the Zune - 12/21/06 12:19 PM

<blockquote><font size=1>In reply to:</font><hr><p>I was hoping to download it to my Zune<p><hr></blockquote><p><br>I really hope you are just kidding about having a Zune!<br><br>
Posted by: Pete

Re: Zune on the Zune - 12/21/06 12:24 PM

I hope you're kidding about not knowing if he was kidding or not.<br><br>
Posted by: Trog

Re: Zune on the Zune - 12/21/06 12:25 PM

No, its true. Exactly as I predicted, I gave birth to a baby Zune at 11:02 this morning. Its beautiful (*sniff sniff*)<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: Zune on the Zune - 12/21/06 12:26 PM

Are you kidding me about me possibly kidding him if he was kidding or not??<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: Zune on the Zune - 12/21/06 12:31 PM

Have you tried out the new squirt feature? <br><br>
Posted by: yoyo52

Re: Zune on the Zune - 12/21/06 12:47 PM

<blockquote><font size=1>In reply to:</font><hr><p>(*sniff sniff*)<p><hr></blockquote><p><br>Yech!<br><br>____________________________________________________<br>Bliss was it in that dawn to be alive,<br>But to be young was very heaven!
Posted by: Trog

Re: Zune on the Zune - 12/21/06 12:50 PM

That feature is only available on the brown model. In a surprising, and disturbing, turn of events I gave birth to the black model.<br><br>
Posted by: Pete

Re: Zune on the Zune - 12/21/06 12:52 PM

Oh, you must have the gas pains Steve was referring to...<br><br>
Posted by: polymerase

Re: Zune on the Zune - 12/21/06 01:07 PM

Uh, did you miss the opportunity to say Santorum and zune in the same sentence?<br><br>Mother in Distress: "I saw santourum on the zune." <br><br>Manager: "Isn't that redundant?"<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>
Posted by: yoyo52

Re: Zune on the Zune - 12/21/06 01:23 PM

Now no longer senator Santorum is writing another book, I hear. He's producing zune all on his own. And it'll be so useful for poor folk who need something with which to clean up their zune. It'll be printed on something soft. Anyway, I didn't think that was soft zune on the Zune, so it couldn't have been no longer senator Santorum.<br><br>____________________________________________________<br>Bliss was it in that dawn to be alive,<br>But to be young was very heaven!
Posted by: Trog

Re: Zune on the Zune - 12/21/06 02:05 PM

We now have Santorum, Ballmer, Zune and porn all in the same thread...<br><br>MMMMmod please lock this thread! Twice!<br><br>
Posted by: iRock

Re: Zune on the Zune - 12/21/06 06:43 PM

"a homosexual orgy they had videotaped for an hour and 44 minutes."<br><br>So did the mother watch it this long to know this?<br><br>oh yeah, that's going in the blog
Posted by: carp

Re: Zune on the Zune - 12/21/06 07:00 PM

I was thinking the same , it was the husband that watched it no I think not must have the duration listed somewhere like "get info" ?<br><br>