That's hysterical! Light bulbs! HA!<br><br>Yesterday I bought a new beard trimmer. It was encased in that friggin' welded plastic clamshell packaging, just like that 3-hole punch. And there was a even second clamshell within to hold the charging stand. Worse still, the attachments (4 or 5 small pieces) were nested inside vacuum-formed bubbles in the lid, with a thin plastic membrane holding them in place on the inside. Peeling the membrane away caused the attachments to be catapulted across the room!<br><br>By the time I got the dang thing set up, I needed a chain saw to trim my beard!<br><br>Oh, and the instructions... at least 12 languages, including ebonics. Fully unfolded, it could dwarf a 30-sheet billboard. GAAAAAAAAAH!

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