A book I'm reading

Posted by: walzuhair

A book I'm reading - 12/24/02 01:48 AM

Bushisms ISBN 0-7432-2222-9<br><br>It's a collection of misstatements by President Bush, here's a sample:<br><br>"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully"<br><br>"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."<br><br>"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."<br><br>"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family"<br><br>"I do know I'm ready for the job [the presidency]. And if not, that's just the way it goes."<br><br>"There is book smart and the kind of smart that helps do calculus. But smart is also instinct and judgment and common sense. Smart comes in all kinds of different ways."<br><br>"They misunderestimated me."<br><br><br>http://waleedsgallery.biz
Posted by: greenme1

Re: A book I'm reading - 12/24/02 01:57 AM

LOL! <br><br>That may tell you something about Bush..... <br><br>[color:red]Happy Holidays!</font color=red><br><br>
Posted by: walzuhair

Re: A book I'm reading - 12/24/02 02:26 AM

Are you misunderestimating him? He only needs to work on the embetterment of his reading material. <br><br><br>http://waleedsgallery.biz
Posted by: yoyo52

Re: A book I'm reading - 12/24/02 09:29 AM

Love 'em!<br><br>Great wits are sure to madness near allied.--John Dryden, "Absalom and Achitophel"
Posted by: rman

Re: A book I'm reading - 12/24/02 01:17 PM

Sounds like fuzzy Math to me.<br><br>
Posted by: walzuhair

Re: A book I'm reading - 12/24/02 01:23 PM

Hehe.. <br>By the way, I've always wanted to ask you about your username 'rman'. Is it Recovery Manager?<br><br><br>http://waleedsgallery.biz
Posted by: rman

Re: A book I'm reading - 12/24/02 01:27 PM

No, it is a nick name.<br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: A book I'm reading - 12/24/02 01:39 PM

LOL<br>I heard over the radio while driving to work this morning.<br><br>Bush Hit list.<br>Ofcourse Osama is at the top. next are.<br>The joker that invented the "Talking Bush Doll"<br>Anybody that messes with Texas.<br>The joker that invented the "Gas Powered Leaf Blower"<br>The joker that invented the word "Subliminal"<br>Radio "DJs"<br>Canadian comedians<br><br>To just name a few.<br><br>
Posted by: walzuhair

Re: A book I'm reading - 12/24/02 02:34 PM

Hehe..<br>That little book is great, is has a quote and a photo per page. It's been a while since I've laughed loud with tears from something I read. Those actually knocked me off:<br><br>"It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas."<br><br>"Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness."<br><br>"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."<br><br>"I don't think we need to be subliminiable about the differences between our views on prescription drugs."<br><br><br>http://waleedsgallery.biz
Posted by: carp

Re: A book I'm reading - 12/24/02 02:56 PM

That little book is great, is has a quote and a photo per page. It's been a while since I've laughed loud with tears from something I read. Those actually knocked me off:<br><br>I love humor to "Bloopers" everyone makes them and I never take that as a reflection of their intelligents.<br><br>"Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness.<br><br>I believe in that and thats how I raised my daughter. If you say you are going to do something you better better "Dang well do it". Yoda kinda said it the best way, " You do or do not - there is no try"<br><br>