She even looks more nuts now

Posted by: Bryan

She even looks more nuts now - 06/02/05 08:47 AM

Nice wagons, though<br><br><img src=http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20050602/capt.garf10106021439.runaway_bride_garf101.jpg?x=373&y=345&sig=ru.xGKSd416IuQzExpqNFQ--><br><br>
Posted by: Pete

Re: She even looks more nuts now - 06/02/05 08:50 AM

Maybe that's why the fianceť still wants to marry her? <br><br>Back in Black...
Posted by: Bryan

Re: She even looks more nuts now - 06/02/05 09:35 AM

I knew there had to be some reason. If I were that dude, I would be the "runaway groom. "<br><br>
Posted by: Topper

Re: She even looks more nuts now - 06/02/05 10:06 AM

Absolutely. <br>It depends upon how strange she really is; i.e., are they worth it...oops, I meant is she worth it.<br><br><br>
Posted by: MikeSellers

Re: She even looks more nuts now - 06/02/05 10:07 AM

"Nice wagons, though"<br><br>The best money can buy. There are other interesting tidbits in the article. Did her inability to get the former hounddog fiance to do the nasty drive her away and make up a lesbian rape fantasy?<br><br>Hmmmm.<br><br>
Posted by: Pete

Re: She even looks more nuts now - 06/02/05 10:10 AM

Hmmm, why has this woman suddenly become 900% more appealing to me? <br><br>Back in Black...
Posted by: Bryan

Re: She even looks more nuts now - 06/02/05 10:12 AM

Interesting. Yeah..they do look fake. <br><br>You'd think if her goal was to get laid, she would get married....'cause then the honeymoon would take care of that. <br><br>The bottom line is this...if she's a party girl, what's she doing with John the Baptist? Obviously she needs to call me instead. <br><br><br>
Posted by: MikeSellers

Re: She even looks more nuts now - 06/02/05 10:25 AM

Maybe she didn't want to get married and then find out he's a dud in the sack. Or maybe his religious convictions limited him to the missionary position and nothing else. Can't say I blame her if that's the case.<br><br>
Posted by: SparkCollector

Re: She even looks more nuts now - 06/02/05 10:27 AM

I've dated stunningly beautiful nut-cases.<br><br>One, I had to have arrested for stalking, harrasment-by-communications and for effin' up my car.<br><br>Another one that I lived with put all my stuff outside on the porch a week before Xmas, because I took a female employee out to lunch... At a pub where we knew everybody, and where my girlfriend's best friend worked. (In other words: If I'm going to cheat, I'm SURE AS HELL not going to do it in front of people we both saw every freakin' day!)<br><br>I don't care how beautiful or well-built they are, the nut-cases aren't worth it.<br><br>
Posted by: Bryan

Re: She even looks more nuts now - 06/02/05 10:29 AM

Yeah....lame sex is definitely grounds for termination. She's gotta really think this one over before she marries this dude. Chicks like this that attempt to "settle down" almost never do because it isn't who they are. <br><br>She wants to date 20 guys a year and not be tied down (unless she asks, of course.) <br><br><br><br>
Posted by: MikeSellers

Re: She even looks more nuts now - 06/02/05 10:41 AM

He's got to be as big a nutcase as her. "Let's not have premarital sex but live together which will create a undue amount of temptation and sexual tension. And claiming to be devout Southern Baptists while living together makes it even more fun." Methinks he wasn't totally comfortable with her "wild" past and was putting her through a borderline-cruel test to prove she had renounced her wicked ways. Maybe they deserve each other after all. Who else would have them at this point?<br><br>
Posted by: Bryan

Re: She even looks more nuts now - 06/02/05 11:06 AM

Exactly. Either you're going to shack up and do the nasty prior to getting hitched, or you ain't. <br><br>As for who would have her now, I'd hit it! <br><br>
Posted by: SparkCollector

Re: She even looks more nuts now - 06/02/05 11:15 AM

<blockquote><font size=1>In reply to:</font><hr><p>"As for who would have her now, I'd hit it!"<p><hr></blockquote><p>Words of a desperate man.<br><br>What she needs is a little Pepper time!<br><br><B>!</B>
Posted by: MikeSellers

Re: She even looks more nuts now - 06/02/05 11:50 AM

On to other things. Since it's a local story here, they had video of her last night on TV and it was weird how her eyes kept popping in and out from normal (like your picture) to deer-in-the-headlights, like her now-famous headshot. It was almost like it was an involuntary reaction to photo flashes. Just bizarre looking.<br><br>And do those gazongas get in the way when she's jogging? Do sports bras come with an underwire?<br><br>
Posted by: Bryan

Re: She even looks more nuts now - 06/02/05 11:53 AM

Pepper time? Whas dat?<br><br>As for being desperate...not in the least. But I do think she's hot. <br><br>
Posted by: Bryan

Re: She even looks more nuts now - 06/02/05 11:55 AM

<blockquote><font size=1>In reply to:</font><hr><p>And do those gazongas get in the way when she's jogging? Do sports bras come with an underwire?<p><hr></blockquote><p>Good question. I imagine she wears one of those sports bras that's like a harness with the clasps in three places in the back. <br><br>
Posted by: alAnonymous

Re: She even looks more nuts now - 06/02/05 11:58 AM

RE: Pict<br>Tig ol' bitties!<br><br>-------<br>Aren't you a little old for post-modern nostalgic irony?
Posted by: Bryan

Re: She even looks more nuts now - 06/02/05 12:00 PM

Right on! <br><br>Notice the drawstring britches for easy access? Time for a game of num nums! <br><br>
Posted by: steveg

Gazongas? - 06/02/05 12:13 PM

Is that a techical term? <br><br>
Posted by: Walrus

Re: She even looks more nuts now - 06/02/05 12:14 PM

<blockquote><font size=1>In reply to:</font><hr><p>...limited him to the missionary position...<p><hr></blockquote><p>Is that when the missionary is on top and the native is on the bottom?<br><br>[color:red]Bibo, ergo sum</font color=red>
Posted by: Michael

Re: She even looks more nuts now - 06/02/05 01:16 PM

Those are sweater bunnies. Is she walking arm in arm with her female lawyer?<br><br>
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Re: She even looks more nuts now - 06/02/05 01:43 PM

Brian Peppers?<br><br><br><br>
Posted by: SparkCollector

Re: She even looks more nuts now - 06/02/05 01:53 PM

I forgot that some folks' train-of-thought forgets the itinerary from one thread to the next.<br><br><br><br>
Posted by: alAnonymous

Re: She even looks more nuts now - 06/02/05 06:04 PM

Misty Peppers? "Popcorn!"<br><br>-------<br>Aren't you a little old for post-modern nostalgic irony?