Pick Up Lines...

Posted by: lesh

Pick Up Lines... - 11/19/02 06:49 PM

...Not to bother trying!<br><br>Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?<br>Hi, I make more money than you can spend.<br>Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.<br>Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!<br>Wow! Are those real?<br>You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many times have you been married? Twice.<br>Are my undies showing? Answer: "No." You: "Would you like them to?<br>Hi, do you speak English? (yes.) Oh, me too.<br>Excuse me, but I think I left your sunglasses in your pocket. Mind if I check?<br>Bond. James Bond.<br>I have only three months to live...<br>My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.<br>Do you want cheesy lines or do you just want to do it? .<br>Say, did we go to different schools together?<br>I think I could fall madly in bed with you.<br>Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.<br>Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.<br>Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.<br>I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?<br>Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked,<br>walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving." (The key is to act like you know them.)<br>You must be a chef, because you certainly are mighty spicy.<br>There's an aura about you that's hidden and I want to bring that aura out.<br>Whatever you do, don't ever cut that silky hair of yours!<br>Before you run, I am not a freak.<br>By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and damn, I look good!.<br>If you were a library book, I would check you out.<br>Hi. Are you legal?<br>Hi. You'll do.<br>Would you like to dance or should I go f*** myself again?<br><br><BIG>So MacDudes...tell us - what are/were your most effective pick-up lines?</big><br><br>[color:red]If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?</font color=red><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: Pick Up Lines... - 11/19/02 07:13 PM

I actually nailed a chick once by walking up to her in the bar and asking "wanna f*ck?"... she was drunk, of course, but it worked.<br><br>[color:red] Kiss My Banana!</font color=red><br>Visit me here!
Posted by: iRock

Favorite Pick Up Line - 11/19/02 07:24 PM

Rejection<br>"No thanks, I already have an a$$hole in my pants."<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: Favorite Pick Up Line - 11/19/02 08:20 PM

LOL... I completely made that up... I thought I would get a lot more rude comments and angry MacBabes threatening me with bodily harm! <br><br>Cmon... has ANYONE EVERY fallen for that line??? Gimme a break.<br><br>[color:red] Kiss My Banana!</font color=red><br>Visit me here!
Posted by: DaddyMac

Re: Pick Up Lines... - 11/19/02 08:26 PM

Ny favorite: "Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind ALL NIGHT LONG..."<br><br><br><br>[color:red]Hold on...it's time for a</font color=red><br>
Posted by: iRock

Re: Favorite Pick Up Line - 11/19/02 08:41 PM

Well just so you won't be disappointed...<br><br><br>
Posted by: JonnyCat

Re: Pick Up Lines... - 11/19/02 08:44 PM

My Favorite<br><br>"f*ck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Bertha?"<br><br>
Posted by: snag

Re: Pick Up Lines... - 11/19/02 08:52 PM

I like the old stand by that never works:<br><br>If told you you have a nice body would you hold it against me?<br><br>
Posted by: Giaguara

Re: Pick Up Lines... - 11/20/02 02:20 AM

.. no i'm not bertha but you want to meet my beretta?<br><br><br><br>Giaguara<br>
Posted by: Giaguara

Re: Pick Up Lines... - 11/20/02 02:25 AM

worst i've heard (samples):<br><br>"have we met in bruxelles (or in any other place that the guys thinks that i think is cool) ?"<br><br>"we have met in the same contruction (engineering) lessons..." (OMG)<br><br>"do you post here often?"<br><br>"at this hour i speak only italian and html" (i tried once. heh. to a geek)<br><br><br>best reject motive:<br><br>"sorry. you use windows... i'm not impressed by ANYTHING micro or soft.." (that works for the windows guys that try anything)<br><br><br><br>Giaguara<br>
Posted by: yoyo52

Re: Pick Up Lines... - 11/20/02 05:48 AM

<blockquote><font size=1>In reply to:</font><hr><p>i'm not impressed by ANYTHING micro or soft<p><hr></blockquote><p><br><br><br>Great wits are sure to madness near allied.--John Dryden, "Absalom and Achitophel"
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: Pick Up Lines... - 11/21/02 02:49 AM

I haven't ever used a pick-up line..ever. <br><br>
Posted by: iraszl

Re: Pick Up Lines... - 11/21/02 02:55 AM

what's a pick-up line?<br><br>http://raszl.net
Posted by: RubenC

Re: Pick Up Lines... - 11/21/02 10:02 AM

I never have used one either.<br><br>[color:blue]All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then Success is sure - Mark Twain</font color=blue>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: Pick Up Lines... - 11/21/02 10:53 AM

And you are still single... LOL... what a surprise!!! <br><br>[color:red] Kiss My Banana!</font color=red><br>Visit me here!
Posted by: Giaguara

Re: Pick Up Lines... - 11/21/02 12:08 PM

yes.. they are still single.. and i'm still not impressed by anything.. hehe<br><br>Giaguara<br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: Pick Up Lines... - 11/21/02 12:10 PM

Yeah..I'm still single.. *sigh* <br><br>but no way am I gonna use a pick-up line.<br><br>
Posted by: Mcteak

Re: Pick Up Lines... - 11/21/02 12:18 PM

or was that your pick-up line.......................?<br><br><br>"The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them." Colin Powell
Posted by: DaddyMac

Re: Pick Up Lines... - 11/21/02 12:22 PM

He's like the guy in that movie 'Singles' whose act is that he "doesn't have an act"...<br><br>Gia, you trolling for men on the boards? <br><br>[color:red]Hold on...it's time for a</font color=red><br>
Posted by: Mcteak

Re: Pick Up Lines... - 11/21/02 12:25 PM

It's hard to be cool....and I agree, Gia is testing to waters.<br><br><br>"The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them." Colin Powell
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: Pick Up Lines... - 11/21/02 12:42 PM

I'm not sure what she means there...so I left it alone...<br><br>
Posted by: Giaguara

Re: Pick Up Lines... - 11/21/02 01:39 PM

trolling for men? me? O:) nah ...<br><br>i dont speak more than one word of japanese (rin-go) ... and am being invaded by a lot of japanese mac geeks.. without opening lines i guess ;)<br><br><br><br>Giaguara<br>
Posted by: DaddyMac

Re: Pick Up Lines... - 11/21/02 01:42 PM

Maybe they're great opening lines, but you can't understand a lick of it! <br><br>[color:red]Hold on...it's time for a</font color=red><br>
Posted by: Mcteak

Re: Pick Up Lines... - 11/21/02 01:45 PM

Now..now be nice.<br><br><br>"The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them." Colin Powell
Posted by: Giaguara

Re: Pick Up Lines... - 11/21/02 01:49 PM

anyone ... teach me quickly some phrases in japanese to impress the japanese mac geeks? ;)<br><br><br><br>Giaguara<br>
Posted by: DaddyMac

Re: Pick Up Lines... - 11/21/02 01:50 PM

Domo arigato...<br><br><br><br><br>[color:red]Hold on...it's time for a</font color=red><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: Pick Up Lines... - 11/21/02 01:51 PM

Mr. Roboto <br><br>
Posted by: Giaguara

Re: Pick Up Lines... - 11/21/02 02:14 PM

.. ... rin-go ? (pronounced as a question) would maybe do...<br><br>&#12450;&#12483;&#12503;&#12523; ??<br><br>Giaguara<br>
Posted by: greenme1

Re: Pick Up Lines... - 11/21/02 02:17 PM

&#12371;&#12435;&#12395;&#12385;&#12399;&#12289;&#31169;&#12398;&#21517;&#21069;&#12399;Giaguara &#12391;&#12354;&#12427;&#12290;&#31169;&#12395;&#26326;&#26151;&#12391;&#40644;&#33394;&#12356;&#12450;&#12498;&#12523;&#12364;&#12354;&#12427;!<br><br><br><br><br>
Posted by: DaddyMac

Re: Pick Up Lines... - 11/21/02 03:45 PM

Rin-go where?<br><br>[color:red]Hold on...it's time for a</font color=red><br>
Posted by: greenme1

Re: Pick Up Lines... - 11/21/02 04:02 PM

BTW if you want to impress other people this maybe useful:<br><br>Korean:<br>&#50668;&#48372;&#49464;&#50836;, &#45208;&#51032; &#51060;&#47492;&#51008;Giaguara&#51060;&#45796;. &#45208;&#45716; &#49564;&#53560; &#47784;&#50577;<br>&#45432;&#46976; &#50724;&#47532;&#44032; &#51080;&#45796;!<br><br>Chinese:<br>&#20320;&#22909;, &#25105;&#30340;&#21517;&#23383;&#26159;Giaguara &#12290;&#25105;&#26377;&#19968;&#38587;&#27169;&#31946;&#30340;&#40643;&#33394;&#40232;&#23376;!<br><br>Russian:<br>&#1047;&#1076;&#1088;&#1072;&#1074;&#1089;&#1090;&#1074;&#1091;&#1083;&#1090;&#1077;!, &#1084;&#1086;&#1080;&#1084; &#1080;&#1084;&#1077;&#1085;&#1077;&#1084; &#1073;&#1091;&#1076;&#1077;&#1090; Giaguara. &#1103; &#1080;&#1084;&#1077;&#1102; &#1087;&#1091;&#1096;&#1080;&#1089;&#1090;&#1091;&#1102; &#1078;&#1077;&#1083;&#1090;&#1091;&#1102;<br>&#1091;&#1090;&#1082;&#1091;!<br><br>
Posted by: greenme1

Re: Pick Up Lines... - 11/21/02 04:07 PM

I used sherlock for this so i have no idea how accurate this is or if anyone else can read it.... <br><br>when i translated it from russian to english i got this:<br><br>"To zdravstvulte!, my name will be Giaguara. I have downy yellow duck!"<br><br>when the original message was "Hello, my name is Giaguara. i have a fuzzy yellow duck! "<br><br>
Posted by: greenme1

Re: Pick Up Lines... - 11/21/02 04:13 PM

The japanese translation comes out as this:<br><br>"Today, as for my name it is Giaguara. Being ambiguous in me, there is<br>a yellow duck!"<br><br><br><br>....And yes I am bored, really bored. <br><br>
Posted by: Giaguara

Re: Pick Up Lines... - 11/21/02 05:10 PM

&#12510;&#12471;&#12531;&#12395;&#24651;&#12375;&#12390;&#12375;&#12414;&#12387;&#12383;&#12300;&#12510;&#12483;&#12463;&#12539;&#12501;&#12455;&#12481;&#12301;&#12383;&#12385; .....<br><br>...<br><br>Giaguara<br>
Posted by: Biggerfoot

Re: Pick Up Lines... - 11/21/02 05:25 PM

Does that have anything to do with a pickle?<br><br>
Posted by: yoyo52

Re: Pick Up Lines... - 11/21/02 05:30 PM

Don't touch the pickles, man <br><br>Great wits are sure to madness near allied.--John Dryden, "Absalom and Achitophel"
Posted by: Giaguara

Re: Pick Up Lines... - 11/21/02 05:34 PM

no it's not about pickles... heheh. <br><br><br><br>Giaguara<br>
Posted by: Mcteak

Re: Pick Up Lines... - 11/21/02 05:44 PM

If pick-up lines equal pickles....then we are in for a lot problems!<br><br><br>"The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them." Colin Powell
Posted by: greenme1

Re: Pick Up Lines... - 11/21/02 07:24 PM

<blockquote><font size=1>In reply to:</font><hr><p>&#12510;&#12471;&#12531;&#12395;&#24651;&#12375;&#12390;&#12375;&#12414;&#12387;&#12383;&#12300;&#12510;&#12483;&#12463;&#12539;&#12501;&#12455;&#12481;&#12301;&#12383;&#12385; .....<p><hr></blockquote><p>it comes up in sherlock as "[color:blue]You loved to the machine, "Mac * &#131;t&#131;F&#131;`".....</font color=blue>"<br><br>
Posted by: yoyo52

Re: Pick Up Lines... - 11/21/02 07:49 PM

Well, we all have our little idiosyncracies, right? <br><br>Great wits are sure to madness near allied.--John Dryden, "Absalom and Achitophel"
Posted by: greenme1

Re: Pick Up Lines... - 11/21/02 07:55 PM

I know i do! <br><br>
Posted by: yoyo52

Re: Pick Up Lines... - 11/21/02 08:10 PM

The all-time greatest pick-up line?<br><br>"Hello, I love you, won't you tell me your name."<br><br><br><br>Great wits are sure to madness near allied.--John Dryden, "Absalom and Achitophel"
Posted by: DaddyMac

Re: Pick Up Lines... - 11/21/02 08:28 PM

You're all a bunch of stupid gherkins...<br><br>[color:red]Hold on...it's time for a</font color=red><br>
Posted by: Mcteak

Re: Pick Up Lines... - 11/21/02 08:40 PM

oh, that was baaaaaaaaaaad!<br><br><br>"The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them." Colin Powell
Posted by: yoyo52

Re: Pick Up Lines... - 11/21/02 08:57 PM

A bad a$$, you might even say <br><br>Great wits are sure to madness near allied.--John Dryden, "Absalom and Achitophel"