Funny joke to start the week...

Posted by: iRock

Funny joke to start the week... - 10/27/02 11:37 PM

A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said, "Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field."<br>A few minutes later, the father heard a bloodcurdling scream and ran back to his son. "What's wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be quiet."<br>The son answered, "Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck. I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder. I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me. I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat. I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching. But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant legs and said, 'Should we eat them here or take them with us?' Well, I guess I just panicked." <br><br>When it comes to a pissing match - apathy wins.<br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: Funny joke to start the week... - 10/27/02 11:44 PM

Is there an emoticon to accurately reflect the sight of milk squirting out one's nose??? If not, then I cannot accurately convey my reaction to this joke! <br><br>[color:red] Kiss My Banana!</font color=red>
Posted by: iRock

Re: Funny joke to start the week... - 10/27/02 11:49 PM

I just got a visual thanks. Have to tell it to Rick. When we were up on the summit of Dead Indian Pass in Wyoming one tried to run up his pantleg. hehe In fact I am going to post it at MC, too.<br><br>When it comes to a pissing match - apathy wins.<br>