For your information

Posted by: Swatcat

For your information - 10/21/02 05:27 PM

"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic.<br>"If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire.<br>"If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallen off.<br>"If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you.<br>"That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a recorded message. Have a good flight!"<br><br>
Posted by: margadagio

Re: For your information - 10/21/02 05:33 PM

Only one stewardess? umm... <br><br><br><br>
Posted by: Swatcat

Re: For your information - 10/21/02 05:35 PM

The captain and the co-pilot like to share<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: For your information - 10/21/02 05:41 PM

I would have left the copilot and taken another macb..I mean stewardess <br><br>
Posted by: Mcteak

Re: For your information - 10/21/02 05:50 PM

Yea but what was unclear is that the copilot is a Mac Babe.<br><br>Too Easy!
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: For your information - 10/21/02 05:51 PM

Oh! Very good observation! <br><br>
Posted by: margadagio

Re: For your information - 10/21/02 05:51 PM

Maybe the captain too. <br><br><br><br>
Posted by: steveg

Re: For your information - 10/21/02 05:52 PM

Darn shame this schmuck wasn't on board that flight...<br><br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: For your information - 10/21/02 06:05 PM

Lesbos<br>Well I like to go where no man has gone before.<br>Insert Star Trek theme song here<br><br>
Posted by: Mcteak

Re: For your information - 10/21/02 06:09 PM

Not touching that one! Not that there is anything wrong with that! But it sure as he$$ beats Monday Night Football.<br><br>Too Easy!
Posted by: carp

Re: For your information - 10/21/02 06:11 PM

Whats wrong with making a touchdown on monday night?<br><br>
Posted by: Mcteak

Re: For your information - 10/21/02 06:21 PM

Yea, but who scored?<br><br>Too Easy!
Posted by: carp

Re: For your information - 10/21/02 06:28 PM

The Rams did. <br><br>