Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!!

Posted by: DaddyMac

Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 08:31 AM

We're just incredibly stupid!<br><br>[color:orange]Hey! Wait a 'minute'....</font color=orange>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 08:39 AM

No way to deny that....<br><br>Always funny when I'm standing in line at the grocery store and the woman in front of me (who is still wearing what appears to be her nighties) has a cart full of Twinkies, Chips, Dip, Ho-Ho's and Candy bars... but thinks the 3 cases of DIET Coke will cancel it all out!!!<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: carp

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 12:11 PM

Yiiiikes<br>Twinkies are bad enough without dipping them in Oil.<br><br>
Posted by: Mcteak

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 12:15 PM

Please, just avoid slamming Krispy Kream Doughnuts, I need some motivation in life.<br><br>
Posted by: yoyo52

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 12:32 PM

LOL<br><br>Great wits are sure to madness near allied.--John Dryden, "Absalom and Achitophel"
Posted by: carp

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 12:39 PM

Dougnuts are meant to be deep fried.<br>Those poor Twinkies.<br><br>
Posted by: Mcteak

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 12:44 PM

Oh what a way to go, fried alive! No Twinkie should have to go that way.<br><br>
Posted by: polymerase

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 01:30 PM

Made me hungry. They freeze the Twinkie before dipping and frying so the inside "cream' (really Crisco and sugar whipped) is still cold.<br>I bet they are tasty. I was in Greece last week and one of their favorite concoctions is a big slice of Feta Chees which is deep fried until brown. Yeow it is good.<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 01:43 PM

For all you Twinkie freaks out there...<br><br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: Mcteak

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 01:45 PM

So that's where they come from!<br><br>
Posted by: greenme1

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 01:45 PM

Now that is just frightening! <br><br>
Posted by: DaddyMac

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 01:58 PM

Hmmm...a planet that may actually be MORE overweight than the United States...<br><br>intriguing...<br><br>Is there a flight I can book there?<br><br>[color:orange]Hey! Wait a 'minute'....</font color=orange>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 02:05 PM

I wonder if Ho-Ho's need a passport to get there?<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: lesh

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 02:13 PM

I have never ever eaten a Twinkie and I plan to keep it that way!<br><br>
Posted by: DaddyMac

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 02:15 PM

Commie alert!!!!<br><br>[color:orange]Hey! Wait a 'minute'....</font color=orange>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 02:23 PM

LIAR!!!! <br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: lesh

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 02:25 PM

It's true! And no name calling DaddyMac!<br><br>I had a serious Yodel problem, though.<br><br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 02:35 PM

Yodel problem? what's taht?<br><br><br>Twinkies..mmmmm! I haven't had one in ages!<br><br>Krispie Kreme donuts..oh man..there's one right down the road <br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 02:40 PM

Never heard of Drakes Yodels? Same as Hostess Ho-Ho's - only vastly superior. Might be a regional thing. Used to eat them for breakfast - yum!<br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 02:42 PM

Hey Giz you are a graphic guy.<br>Crop that Twinkie next time.<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 02:43 PM

Nope..must be a regional thing..or more likely a damn yankee thing! <br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 02:45 PM

Sorry... it's actually a desktop picture, I didn't want to ruin it for all the twinkie lovers out there! <br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: Mississauga

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 03:05 PM

<blockquote><font size=1>In reply to:</font><hr><p>I wonder if Ho-Ho's need a passport to get there?<p><hr></blockquote><p>Only if they're travelling without their pimp-pimps!<br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 03:06 PM

You mean "Ding-Dongs"<br><br>
Posted by: MacGuru

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 03:44 PM

I'm going to have to be stupid now and ask WTF is a twinkie!?!<br><br>Without sensibility no object would be given to us, without understanding no object would be thought. Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind.<br>-- Immanuel Kant, "Critique of Pure Reason
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 03:51 PM

are you fscking kidding me??? <br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: margadagio

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 03:53 PM

Not everyone is a yank ya know. <br><br><br><br>
Posted by: MacGuru

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 03:53 PM

Hey i'm brittish we don't have them here!<br><br>Without sensibility no object would be given to us, without understanding no object would be thought. Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind.<br>-- Immanuel Kant, "Critique of Pure Reason
Posted by: margadagio

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 03:57 PM

You're not missing anything.<br><br><br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 03:58 PM

OMG I am so sorry<br><br>
Posted by: MacGuru

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 04:01 PM

So is someone going to tell me what they are or I am I going to come over just to find out!?<br><br>Without sensibility no object would be given to us, without understanding no object would be thought. Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind.<br>-- Immanuel Kant, "Critique of Pure Reason
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 04:03 PM

Twinkies are the nector of the Gods! <br><br>
Posted by: margadagio

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 04:03 PM

Come on over and find out for yourself. While you're at it come to Canada too. <br><br><br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 04:05 PM

Its a packaged pasterie <-spelling?<br>80% sugar 20% oils, fat and additives.<br><br>Long time favorite of who I don't know but its been around for decades.<br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 04:07 PM

Twinkies are a cake-like non-food product that vaguely resemble yellow sponges and are filled with whipped vegetable fat and sugar. But don't take my word for it, remember - I've never eaten one!<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 04:07 PM

Kinda tastes like chicken eh? <br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 04:09 PM

More like Turkey but hey thats a big chicken right<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 04:18 PM

It looks like a bright yellow hot dog on steroids with a white creamy filling. They are the prized possession of American youth at lunch time! <br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: yoyo52

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 05:33 PM

mostly air wrapped around nothing<br><br>Great wits are sure to madness near allied.--John Dryden, "Absalom and Achitophel"
Posted by: Mcteak

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 05:39 PM

Yea, but they are really good with cold milk<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 05:40 PM

That is very true..mmmmmmmmmmm<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 05:44 PM

I always liked the chocolate cupcakes when they were almost frozen!<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: Mcteak

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 05:49 PM

Hot Krispy Kream doughnuts and cold milk...nothing could be better.<br><br>
Posted by: greenme1

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 05:56 PM

krispy cream or not, i just want some doughnuts!<br><br><br>
Posted by: Mcteak

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 05:59 PM

Got to have them when the Hot and Now sign is on. Just watching those little delights roll off the line is enough to make anyone moan.<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 06:01 PM

Down boy.... heel!!!<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: Mcteak

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 06:04 PM

Sorry, just checked out for a little bit, I'am back now, I'll be OK.<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 06:15 PM

mmmmmmm yeah..that red beacon is hypnotic...gotta stop gotta stop and buy a dozen glazed....nothing is better!!<br><br>
Posted by: Mcteak

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 06:19 PM

NO...NO not again, I can hear them calling me. Help some has got to stop the madness<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 06:25 PM

You CANNOT resist!! Go..Go..the force is strong in them, you cannot resist!<br><br>
Posted by: Mcteak

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 06:40 PM

I'am outa here...must have...gota have...HELP me I have no self control.<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 06:42 PM

Hey...we understand..Go! and bring us back some!!<br><br>
Posted by: Mcteak

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 06:43 PM

Glazed of course?<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 06:46 PM

Is there any other choice?? <br><br>
Posted by: Mcteak

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 06:47 PM

You are the Man.<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 06:49 PM

Who da man? You da man! <br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 06:53 PM

Bahhh!<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: Mcteak

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 06:55 PM

Be nice or no hot doughnuts for you.<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 06:56 PM

He doens't deserve hot donuts!<br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 06:57 PM

Just a dog dish will dooo.<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 06:59 PM

exactly<br><br>
Posted by: Mcteak

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 07:03 PM

What about doughnut holes, maybe a few day old ones?<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 07:04 PM

no..he doesn't deserve even them!<br><br>
Posted by: Mcteak

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 07:05 PM

OK that just leaves more for the rest of us!<br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 07:07 PM

Well Dougnuts are tricky are you sure you boys can handle That??<br><br>Tip;<br>Keep you eye on the Dougnut-not upon the hole.<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 07:08 PM

great!! macbabes can have some if they want..<br><br>
Posted by: Mcteak

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/15/02 07:10 PM

Mac Babes can have as many as they want. I'll even run, we drive and get more, but someone will have to get the milk,<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: Americans aren't fat...NO WAY!!! - 10/16/02 03:14 AM

That's MacGizmo's job<br><br>