A *NEW* 5 word story

Posted by: OSXaddict

A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 08:36 PM

Since someone who shall remain nameless <macgizmo> bitched too much in the last one...we need to start a new one..<br><br>oh, forgot the so that he knows I'm joking LOL<br><br><br>I'll start.<br><br><br>Today while in ichat there<br><br><P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by OSXaddict on 10/13/02 04:40 PM (server time).</EM></FONT></P>
Posted by: MacGuru

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 08:40 PM

was a large amount of<br><br>Without sensibility no object would be given to us, without understanding no object would be thought. Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind.<br>-- Immanuel Kant, "Critique of Pure Reason
Posted by: greenme1

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 08:42 PM

sponge-bob and half naked babes<br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 08:42 PM

Gizmo bitching about another thread<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 08:46 PM

YOU DID IT AGAIN... LOL!!!<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: carp

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 08:47 PM

But with some one new<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 08:48 PM

which excited MacGizmo even more<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 08:50 PM

than the Sponge Bob pics<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: carp

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 09:03 PM

you mean sponge boob pics<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 09:05 PM

there were no boob pics<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: yoyo52

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 09:15 PM

unless spngebob is a boob<br><br>Great wits are sure to madness near allied.--John Dryden, "Absalom and Achitophel"
Posted by: carp

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 09:16 PM

They were edited for your<br><br>
Posted by: Biggerfoot

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 09:19 PM

protection since the movie could<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 09:20 PM

have created a dangerous situation<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 10:00 PM

for the younger forum members<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 10:01 PM

while they watch the older <br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 10:02 PM

A-holes make a fool of<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 10:03 PM

Themselves, which is easy to<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 10:06 PM

do when you're drunker than<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: carp

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 10:07 PM

Gizmo and his dog Rufus <br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 10:20 PM

a typical Sunday afternoon activity<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: lesh

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 10:28 PM

when left all alone at<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 10:38 PM

the casa del MacWazoo resort<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: lesh

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 10:48 PM

with 19 luscious wenches who<br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 10:49 PM

Who fixed brakes at the casa<br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 10:50 PM

and looked after poor Rufus<br><br>
Posted by: Swatcat

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 11:02 PM

becaude of Rufus's really big<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 11:05 PM

ears that flopped around when<br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 11:07 PM

he jumped off of the<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 11:11 PM

Empire state building only to<br><br>
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 11:12 PM

land in a pit of<br><br>
Posted by: Swatcat

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 11:24 PM

of female dogs in heat<br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 11:27 PM

and Gizmos meat that was<br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 11:30 PM

covered with kibbles 'n bits<br><br>
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 11:35 PM

when up walked a poodle<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 11:38 PM

and Rufus got jiggy widdit!<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: Swatcat

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 11:39 PM

and plunged deep into the<br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 11:39 PM

found Gizmo had a bit<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 11:42 PM

dammit carp... if you can't keep up don't play!!!! You keep fscking this up! <br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 11:44 PM

wooded ravine next to the<br><br>
Posted by: Biggerfoot

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 11:44 PM

Ten feet of snow that<br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 11:45 PM

Dang Gizs its 5 words<br><br>
Posted by: Biggerfoot

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 11:45 PM

(I think it is because you are so far away, there must be a time lag Carp)<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 11:45 PM

went up to his nipples<br><br>
Posted by: Biggerfoot

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 11:46 PM

and in order to warm<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 11:48 PM

them up he cut off<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: carp

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 11:48 PM

Rufus butt up so its<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 11:49 PM

his arm so that he<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 11:53 PM

could get a discount on<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 11:55 PM

watches and vibrators so that<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 11:57 PM

the MacBabes are kept busy<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 11:59 PM

While waiting on me to<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:00 AM

obey our every wish and<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: sross

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:01 AM

enter the room with reinforcements<br><br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:01 AM

but I don't need any<br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:03 AM

I think you do need <br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:03 AM

them to get back on<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:04 AM

me while I try to do<br><br>
Posted by: sross

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:06 AM

what I'm so famous for<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:07 AM

which is not suited for<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:11 AM

online publication because of the<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:12 AM

lawsuit pending against MacGizmo for<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:14 AM

tying your fingers in knots<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:15 AM

then suddenly macbabes come in<br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:16 AM

sees Carp and they go<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:18 AM

"oh damn, lets leave quick"<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:22 AM

but then they see me<br><br>
Posted by: Swatcat

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:24 AM

and Marge breaks out the <br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:25 AM

picture of Alec's butt and<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:26 AM

starts puking all over the<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:27 AM

forums, so Stan had to<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: lesh

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:27 AM

highway where lesh was standing<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:31 AM

but she had already left<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:38 AM

and we got tired of<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:39 AM

watching the vibrators being used<br><br><P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by OSXaddict on 10/13/02 08:40 PM (server time).</EM></FONT></P>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:41 AM

but Carp was very envious<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:43 AM

because he wanted it for<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:44 AM

himself cause he can't get<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:45 AM

no satisfaction tonight from the<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:45 AM

human race. But Marge is<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:46 AM

a macbabe who won't let<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:47 AM

Carp near her with a<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:48 AM

ten foot pole or a <br><br>
Posted by: margadagio

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:48 AM

grass skirt and coconut bra<br><br><br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:49 AM

which he likes to wear<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: carp

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:50 AM

waitig with her bat you<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:52 AM

stomp on Carp's head repeatedly<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: margadagio

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:53 AM

until his brains leak out<br><br><br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:55 AM

which wasn't much mess to<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: margadagio

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:56 AM

clean since nothing is there<br><br><br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:57 AM

To clean off your dresss<br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:58 AM

and Rufus sniffed the mess<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:59 AM

cause carp can't play right<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: greenme1

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 01:02 AM

causing sever confusion among the <br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 01:06 AM

Gizmo Rufus consortem of mayhem<br><br>
Posted by: Lori

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 01:09 AM

and not only that, but...<br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 01:11 AM

over in the next county...<br><br>
Posted by: greenme1

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 01:12 AM

there was yoyo with his....<br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 01:14 AM

kind of funny smelling turban<br><br>
Posted by: yoyo52

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 01:15 AM

being wise beyond your hopes <br><br>Great wits are sure to madness near allied.--John Dryden, "Absalom and Achitophel"
Posted by: carp

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 01:16 AM

While sticking a foot in <br><br><P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by carp on 10/13/02 09:17 PM (server time).</EM></FONT></P>
Posted by: Lori

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 01:20 AM

the door of a car<br><br>
Posted by: morserj

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 01:44 AM

and an arm in the<br><br>Ryan
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 02:41 AM

purse of the nearest macbabe<br><br>
Posted by: Lori

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 02:42 AM

who proceeded to show him<br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 02:43 AM

the biggest pairs of Apples<br><br>
Posted by: Lori

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 02:45 AM

she had in her purse<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 02:46 AM

so he took a big<br><br>
Posted by: Lori

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 02:48 AM

bite out of the juiciest<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 02:51 AM

peach ever found this side<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 03:06 AM

of Lori's little bouncing "O"<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: carp

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 03:08 AM

on bananas that made a<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 03:10 AM

dent in OSXaddicts new hat<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 03:11 AM

<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: Lori

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 03:21 AM

<br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 03:23 AM

a Sorry its to fruity<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 04:06 AM

was said by a bonehead<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: iRock

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 04:13 AM

from Microsoft who cheated the<br><br>Cheers, iRock<br>"Even though Mac Users may be only 10% of the market, always remember that we are the TOP 10%"<br>-Douglas Adams
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 04:17 AM

world out of good software<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: iRock

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 04:25 AM

plus it's Gate's underwear because<br><br>Cheers, iRock<br>"Even though Mac Users may be only 10% of the market, always remember that we are the TOP 10%"<br>-Douglas Adams
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 04:27 AM

you can't wear it more<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: Lori

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 05:13 AM

than 5 days because it<br><br>
Posted by: iRock

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 05:28 AM

causes blue scream of death<br><br>Cheers, iRock<br>"Even though Mac Users may be only 10% of the market, always remember that we are the TOP 10%"<br>-Douglas Adams
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 05:29 AM

then your undies catch fire<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: iRock

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 05:51 AM

...and hot pants are back...<br><br>Cheers, iRock<br>"Even though Mac Users may be only 10% of the market, always remember that we are the TOP 10%"<br>-Douglas Adams
Posted by: Swatcat

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 11:29 AM

Disco is back it's a<br><br>
Posted by: margadagio

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 11:35 AM

nightmare come true for me<br><br><br><br>
Posted by: Lori

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 01:34 PM

but, getting back to the<br><br>
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 01:37 PM

real story behind this thread<br><br>
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 01:53 PM

no one knew anything about<br><br>
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 02:01 PM

that mysterious sound coming from<br><br>
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 02:07 PM

from the bottom of the<br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 02:07 PM

the old house next door<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 02:11 PM

where our friend Mississauga lives<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: lesh

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 02:11 PM

where people go in but<br><br>
Posted by: polymerase

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 02:36 PM

come out bound and gagged<br><br>
Posted by: margadagio

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 02:42 PM

thrown into his Lincoln's trunk.<br><br><br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 02:43 PM

Never to be seen again.<br><br>
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 02:44 PM

after driving five miles the<br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 03:14 PM

state troopers pulled him over<br><br>
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 03:15 PM

and searched his black bag<br><br>
Posted by: Mississauga

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 03:22 PM

, but she refused to give<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 03:27 PM

permission to touch her breasts<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: lesh

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 03:31 PM

she made him remove his<br><br>
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 03:44 PM

shirt and pants along with<br><br>
Posted by: Lori

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 03:46 PM

socks to put over his<br><br>
Posted by: margadagio

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 03:50 PM

very cold and frostbiten fingers<br><br><br><br>
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 03:57 PM

cold hands. He then lifted<br><br>
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 04:00 PM

his head and said to<br><br>
Posted by: Lori

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 04:22 PM

the cat that was watching<br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 04:26 PM

quick - go get Rufus NOW<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 04:35 PM

so he can chase cats<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 04:40 PM

and lick himself with gusto<br><br>
Posted by: Mississauga

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 04:58 PM

, if "gusto" is OK with<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 05:01 PM

Rufus licking him to death.<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: lesh

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 05:02 PM

Mississauga was ticketed for driving<br><br>
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 05:03 PM

with anyone wanting to go<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 05:05 PM

to visit MacGizmo in Phoenix<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: lesh

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 05:09 PM

where they both went to<br><br>
Posted by: morserj

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 05:19 PM

the museum marg runs called<br><br>Ryan
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 05:41 PM

Marg's Museum of Funky Stuff<br><br>
Posted by: Lori

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 06:17 PM

This museum is unusual because<br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 06:19 PM

it contains all the artifacts<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 06:37 PM

dating back to Civil War<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: lesh

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 06:44 PM

and amongst all those things<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 07:15 PM

was a fat buda doll<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: lesh

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 07:17 PM

It was a talking doll<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 07:18 PM

with one short leg and<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: lesh

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 07:26 PM

only spoke about five words<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 07:28 PM

because he was a dumbass!<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: lesh

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 07:30 PM

But it was closing time...<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 07:31 PM

so dumbass left the building<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: lesh

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 07:33 PM

and joined the other guys<br><br>
Posted by: Lori

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 07:33 PM

but wait...he forgot to<br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 07:34 PM

Gizmo Rufus and dumbasss went <br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 07:36 PM

remind everyone Carp was stupid!<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: lesh

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 07:37 PM

Meanwhile, the MacBabes were waiting<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 07:38 PM

there turn to smack Carp!<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: Lori

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 07:41 PM

Lori brought her spiked heels<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 07:46 PM

and stuck them in Carp's<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: morserj

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 07:49 PM

car. Carp then lit MacGizmo's<br><br>Ryan
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 07:50 PM

candles on his office desk<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 07:51 PM

so that the seance could<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 07:52 PM

commence. Then we all played<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: carp

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 07:53 PM

shoot the dog dead game<br><br>
Posted by: Lori

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 07:53 PM

spin the bottle and guess<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 07:55 PM

how ugly Carp's cat is<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 07:55 PM

while making out with the<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 07:56 PM

fat elephant standing in poop.<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 07:58 PM

So the real moral of <br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 07:59 PM

the story is, don't do<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: DaddyMac

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 08:00 PM

anything that MacGizmo wouldn't do...<br><br>[color:orange]Hey! Wait a 'minute'....</font color=orange>
Posted by: carp

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 08:01 PM

or anything hes about to<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 08:02 PM

do, other than kick Carp!<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 08:03 PM

So then Gizmo woke up<br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 08:04 PM

and still looked like [censored]<br><br>
Posted by: DaddyMac

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 08:04 PM

but didn't let it get<br><br>[color:orange]Hey! Wait a 'minute'....</font color=orange>
Posted by: lesh

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 08:05 PM

him down, he just went<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 08:06 PM

and kicked Carp's cat more!<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 08:06 PM

Then he got locked up<br><br><P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by OSXaddict on 10/14/02 04:07 PM (server time).</EM></FONT></P>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 08:08 PM

for eating Marg's pumpkin pie!<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 08:10 PM

But he said it was <br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 08:11 PM

incredibly gross and tastless! So<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 08:14 PM

Marg hunted him down and hit<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 08:15 PM

Carp in the head with bricks!<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 08:16 PM

Luckily there was no brain<br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 08:16 PM

left to make a mess<br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 08:17 PM

Meanwhile, Lesh was still walking<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 08:18 PM

to Marg's house waiting to <br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 08:19 PM

end this godforsaken thread again!<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 08:19 PM

But NOOO, Gizmo was wrong<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 08:20 PM

so he ended the thread!<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 08:21 PM

Yes, he did. damn jackass!<br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 08:21 PM

Gizmo shut the F__K Up<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 08:22 PM

Thank God it's finally over!<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 08:22 PM

yelled Carp from across the<br><br>
Posted by: morserj

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 08:24 PM

pond. Then MacGizmo huged carp<br><br>Ryan
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 08:24 PM

and ended the stupid thread!<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 08:26 PM

That's 2 that Gizmo ended...<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 08:28 PM

and he loved doing it!<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 08:37 PM

I think you just want to have the last word in, eh? LOL<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 08:38 PM

No... just better things to talk about... these are getting as old as Lurkers! <br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 08:39 PM

Well then start a new one<br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 08:40 PM

And remember to keep it to 5 words<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 08:41 PM

LOL! <br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: MattMac112

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 07/17/06 10:32 PM

This forum is dying. NOT!<br><br>***********************<br>[color:red]Nice Try</font color=red>
Posted by: Michael

Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 07/17/06 10:41 PM

It may now. <br><br>***Leoville