A *NEW* 5 word story
Posted by: OSXaddict
A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 01:36 PM
Since
someone who shall remain nameless <macgizmo> bitched too much in the last one...we need to start a new one..<br><br>oh, forgot the
so that he knows I'm joking LOL<br><br><br>I'll start.<br><br><br>Today while in ichat there<br><br><P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by OSXaddict on 10/13/02 04:40 PM (server time).</EM></FONT></P>
Posted by: MacGuru
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 01:40 PM
was a large amount of<br><br>Without sensibility no object would be given to us, without understanding no object would be thought. Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind.<br>-- Immanuel Kant, "Critique of Pure Reason
Posted by: greenme1
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 01:42 PM
sponge-bob and half naked babes<br><br>
Posted by: carp
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 01:42 PM
Gizmo bitching about another thread<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 01:46 PM
YOU DID IT AGAIN... LOL!!!<br><br>
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Posted by: carp
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 01:47 PM
But with some one new<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 01:48 PM
which excited MacGizmo even more<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 01:50 PM
than the Sponge Bob pics<br><br>
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Posted by: carp
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 02:03 PM
you mean sponge boob pics<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 02:05 PM
there were no boob pics<br><br>
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Posted by: yoyo52
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 02:15 PM
unless spngebob is a boob<br><br>Great wits are sure to madness near allied.--John Dryden, "Absalom and Achitophel"
Posted by: carp
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 02:16 PM
They were edited for your<br><br>
Posted by: Biggerfoot
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 02:19 PM
protection since the movie could<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 02:20 PM
have created a dangerous situation<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 03:00 PM
for the younger forum members<br><br>
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Posted by: OSXaddict
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 03:01 PM
while they watch the older <br><br>
Posted by: carp
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 03:02 PM
A-holes make a fool of<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 03:03 PM
Themselves, which is easy to<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 03:06 PM
do when you're drunker than<br><br>
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Posted by: carp
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 03:07 PM
Gizmo and his dog Rufus
<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 03:20 PM
a typical Sunday afternoon activity<br><br>
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Posted by: lesh
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 03:28 PM
when left all alone at<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 03:38 PM
the casa del MacWazoo resort<br><br>
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Posted by: lesh
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 03:48 PM
with 19 luscious wenches who<br><br>
Posted by: carp
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 03:49 PM
Who fixed brakes at the casa<br><br>
Posted by: lesh
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 03:50 PM
and looked after poor Rufus<br><br>
Posted by: Swatcat
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 04:02 PM
becaude of Rufus's really big<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 04:05 PM
ears that flopped around when<br><br>
Posted by: lesh
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 04:07 PM
he jumped off of the<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 04:11 PM
Empire state building only to<br><br>
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 04:12 PM
land in a pit of<br><br>
Posted by: Swatcat
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 04:24 PM
of female dogs in heat<br><br>
Posted by: carp
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 04:27 PM
and Gizmos meat that was<br><br>
Posted by: lesh
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 04:30 PM
covered with kibbles 'n bits<br><br>
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 04:35 PM
when up walked a poodle<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 04:38 PM
and Rufus got jiggy widdit!<br><br>
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Posted by: Swatcat
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 04:39 PM
and plunged deep into the<br><br>
Posted by: carp
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 04:39 PM
found Gizmo had a bit<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 04:42 PM
dammit carp... if you can't keep up don't play!!!! You keep fscking this up!
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Posted by: OSXaddict
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 04:44 PM
wooded ravine next to the<br><br>
Posted by: Biggerfoot
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 04:44 PM
Ten feet of snow that<br><br>
Posted by: carp
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 04:45 PM
Dang Gizs its 5 words<br><br>
Posted by: Biggerfoot
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 04:45 PM
(I think it is because you are so far away, there must be a time lag Carp)<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 04:45 PM
went up to his nipples<br><br>
Posted by: Biggerfoot
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 04:46 PM
and in order to warm<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 04:48 PM
them up he cut off<br><br>
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Posted by: carp
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 04:48 PM
Rufus butt up so its<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 04:49 PM
his arm so that he<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 04:53 PM
could get a discount on<br><br>
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Posted by: OSXaddict
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 04:55 PM
watches and vibrators so that<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 04:57 PM
the MacBabes are kept busy<br><br>
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Posted by: OSXaddict
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 04:59 PM
While waiting on me to<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 05:00 PM
obey our every wish and<br><br>
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Posted by: sross
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 05:01 PM
enter the room with reinforcements<br><br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 05:01 PM
but I don't need any<br><br>
Posted by: carp
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 05:03 PM
I think you do need <br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 05:03 PM
them to get back on<br><br>
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Posted by: OSXaddict
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 05:04 PM
me while I try to do<br><br>
Posted by: sross
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 05:06 PM
what I'm so famous for<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 05:07 PM
which is not suited for<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 05:11 PM
online publication because of the<br><br>
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Posted by: OSXaddict
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 05:12 PM
lawsuit pending against MacGizmo for<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 05:14 PM
tying your fingers in knots<br><br>
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Posted by: OSXaddict
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 05:15 PM
then suddenly macbabes come in<br><br>
Posted by: carp
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 05:16 PM
sees Carp and they go<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 05:18 PM
"oh damn, lets leave quick"<br><br>
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Posted by: OSXaddict
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 05:22 PM
but then they see me<br><br>
Posted by: Swatcat
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 05:24 PM
and Marge breaks out the <br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 05:25 PM
picture of Alec's butt and<br><br>
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Posted by: OSXaddict
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 05:26 PM
starts puking all over the<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 05:27 PM
forums, so Stan had to<br><br>
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Posted by: lesh
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 05:27 PM
highway where lesh was standing<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 05:31 PM
but she had already left<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 05:38 PM
and we got tired of<br><br>
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Posted by: OSXaddict
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 05:39 PM
watching the vibrators being used<br><br><P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by OSXaddict on 10/13/02 08:40 PM (server time).</EM></FONT></P>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 05:41 PM
but Carp was very envious<br><br>
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Posted by: OSXaddict
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 05:43 PM
because he wanted it for<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 05:44 PM
himself cause he can't get<br><br>
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Posted by: OSXaddict
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 05:45 PM
no satisfaction tonight from the<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 05:45 PM
human race. But Marge is<br><br>
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Posted by: OSXaddict
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 05:46 PM
a macbabe who won't let<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 05:47 PM
Carp near her with a<br><br>
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Posted by: OSXaddict
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 05:48 PM
ten foot pole or a <br><br>
Posted by: margadagio
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 05:48 PM
grass skirt and coconut bra<br><br>
<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 05:49 PM
which he likes to wear<br><br>
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Posted by: carp
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 05:50 PM
waitig with her bat you<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 05:52 PM
stomp on Carp's head repeatedly<br><br>
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Posted by: margadagio
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 05:53 PM
until his brains leak out<br><br>
<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 05:55 PM
which wasn't much mess to<br><br>
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Posted by: margadagio
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 05:56 PM
clean since nothing is there<br><br>
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Posted by: carp
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 05:57 PM
To clean off your dresss<br><br>
Posted by: lesh
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 05:58 PM
and Rufus sniffed the mess<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 05:59 PM
cause carp can't play right<br><br>
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Posted by: greenme1
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 06:02 PM
causing sever confusion among the <br><br>
Posted by: carp
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 06:06 PM
Gizmo Rufus consortem of mayhem<br><br>
Posted by: Lori
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 06:09 PM
and not only that, but...<br><br>
Posted by: lesh
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 06:11 PM
over in the next county...<br><br>
Posted by: greenme1
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 06:12 PM
there was yoyo with his....<br><br>
Posted by: lesh
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 06:14 PM
kind of funny smelling turban<br><br>
Posted by: yoyo52
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 06:15 PM
being wise beyond your hopes
<br><br>Great wits are sure to madness near allied.--John Dryden, "Absalom and Achitophel"
Posted by: carp
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 06:16 PM
While sticking a foot in <br><br><P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by carp on 10/13/02 09:17 PM (server time).</EM></FONT></P>
Posted by: Lori
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 06:20 PM
the door of a car<br><br>
Posted by: morserj
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 06:44 PM
and an arm in the<br><br>Ryan
Posted by: OSXaddict
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 07:41 PM
purse of the nearest macbabe<br><br>
Posted by: Lori
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 07:42 PM
who proceeded to show him<br><br>
Posted by: carp
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 07:43 PM
the biggest pairs of Apples<br><br>
Posted by: Lori
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 07:45 PM
she had in her purse<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 07:46 PM
so he took a big<br><br>
Posted by: Lori
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 07:48 PM
bite out of the juiciest<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 07:51 PM
peach ever found this side<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 08:06 PM
of Lori's little bouncing "O"<br><br>
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Posted by: carp
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 08:08 PM
on bananas that made a<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 08:10 PM
dent in OSXaddicts new hat<br><br>
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Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 08:11 PM
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Posted by: Lori
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 08:21 PM
Posted by: carp
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 08:23 PM
a Sorry its to fruity<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 09:06 PM
was said by a bonehead<br><br>
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Posted by: iRock
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 09:13 PM
from Microsoft who cheated the<br><br>Cheers, iRock<br>"Even though Mac Users may be only 10% of the market, always remember that we are the TOP 10%"<br>-Douglas Adams
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 09:17 PM
world out of good software<br><br>
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Posted by: iRock
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 09:25 PM
plus it's Gate's underwear because<br><br>Cheers, iRock<br>"Even though Mac Users may be only 10% of the market, always remember that we are the TOP 10%"<br>-Douglas Adams
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 09:27 PM
you can't wear it more<br><br>
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Posted by: Lori
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 10:13 PM
than 5 days because it<br><br>
Posted by: iRock
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 10:28 PM
causes blue scream of death<br><br>Cheers, iRock<br>"Even though Mac Users may be only 10% of the market, always remember that we are the TOP 10%"<br>-Douglas Adams
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 10:29 PM
then your undies catch fire<br><br>
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Posted by: iRock
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/13/02 10:51 PM
...and hot pants are back...<br><br>Cheers, iRock<br>"Even though Mac Users may be only 10% of the market, always remember that we are the TOP 10%"<br>-Douglas Adams
Posted by: Swatcat
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 04:29 AM
Disco is back it's a<br><br>
Posted by: margadagio
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 04:35 AM
nightmare come true for me<br><br>
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Posted by: Lori
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 06:34 AM
but, getting back to the<br><br>
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 06:37 AM
real story behind this thread<br><br>
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 06:53 AM
no one knew anything about<br><br>
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 07:01 AM
that mysterious sound coming from<br><br>
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 07:07 AM
from the bottom of the<br><br>
Posted by: lesh
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 07:07 AM
the old house next door<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 07:11 AM
where our friend Mississauga lives<br><br>
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Posted by: lesh
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 07:11 AM
where people go in but<br><br>
Posted by: polymerase
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 07:36 AM
come out bound and gagged<br><br>
Posted by: margadagio
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 07:42 AM
thrown into his Lincoln's trunk.<br><br>
<br><br>
Posted by: lesh
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 07:43 AM
Never to be seen again.<br><br>
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 07:44 AM
after driving five miles the<br><br>
Posted by: lesh
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 08:14 AM
state troopers pulled him over<br><br>
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 08:15 AM
and searched his black bag<br><br>
Posted by: Mississauga
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 08:22 AM
, but she refused to give<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 08:27 AM
permission to touch her breasts<br><br>
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Posted by: lesh
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 08:31 AM
she made him remove his<br><br>
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 08:44 AM
shirt and pants along with<br><br>
Posted by: Lori
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 08:46 AM
socks to put over his<br><br>
Posted by: margadagio
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 08:50 AM
very cold and frostbiten fingers<br><br>
<br><br>
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 08:57 AM
cold hands. He then lifted<br><br>
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 09:00 AM
his head and said to<br><br>
Posted by: Lori
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 09:22 AM
the cat that was watching<br><br>
Posted by: lesh
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 09:26 AM
quick - go get Rufus NOW<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 09:35 AM
so he can chase cats<br><br>
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Posted by: Anonymous
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 09:40 AM
and lick himself with gusto<br><br>
Posted by: Mississauga
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 09:58 AM
, if "gusto" is OK with<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 10:01 AM
Rufus licking him to death.<br><br>
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Posted by: lesh
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 10:02 AM
Mississauga was ticketed for driving<br><br>
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 10:03 AM
with anyone wanting to go<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 10:05 AM
to visit MacGizmo in Phoenix<br><br>
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Posted by: lesh
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 10:09 AM
where they both went to<br><br>
Posted by: morserj
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 10:19 AM
the museum marg runs called<br><br>Ryan
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 10:41 AM
Marg's Museum of Funky Stuff<br><br>
Posted by: Lori
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 11:17 AM
This museum is unusual because<br><br>
Posted by: lesh
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 11:19 AM
it contains all the artifacts<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 11:37 AM
dating back to Civil War<br><br>
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Posted by: lesh
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 11:44 AM
and amongst all those things<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:15 PM
was a fat buda doll<br><br>
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Posted by: lesh
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:17 PM
It was a talking doll<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:18 PM
with one short leg and<br><br>
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Posted by: lesh
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:26 PM
only spoke about five words<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:28 PM
because he was a dumbass!<br><br>
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Posted by: lesh
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:30 PM
But it was closing time...<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:31 PM
so dumbass left the building<br><br>
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Posted by: lesh
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:33 PM
and joined the other guys<br><br>
Posted by: Lori
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:33 PM
but wait...he forgot to<br><br>
Posted by: carp
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:34 PM
Gizmo Rufus and dumbasss went <br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:36 PM
remind everyone Carp was stupid!<br><br>
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Posted by: lesh
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:37 PM
Meanwhile, the MacBabes were waiting<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:38 PM
there turn to smack Carp!<br><br>
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Posted by: Lori
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:41 PM
Lori brought her spiked heels<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:46 PM
and stuck them in Carp's<br><br>
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Posted by: morserj
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:49 PM
car. Carp then lit MacGizmo's<br><br>Ryan
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:50 PM
candles on his office desk<br><br>
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Posted by: OSXaddict
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:51 PM
so that the seance could<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:52 PM
commence. Then we all played<br><br>
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Posted by: carp
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:53 PM
shoot the dog dead game<br><br>
Posted by: Lori
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:53 PM
spin the bottle and guess<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:55 PM
how ugly Carp's cat is<br><br>
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Posted by: OSXaddict
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:55 PM
while making out with the<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:56 PM
fat elephant standing in poop.<br><br>
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Posted by: OSXaddict
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:58 PM
So the real moral of <br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 12:59 PM
the story is, don't do<br><br>
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Posted by: DaddyMac
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 01:00 PM
anything that MacGizmo wouldn't do...<br><br>[color:orange]Hey! Wait a 'minute'....</font color=orange>
Posted by: carp
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 01:01 PM
or anything hes about to<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 01:02 PM
do, other than kick Carp!<br><br>
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Posted by: OSXaddict
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 01:03 PM
So then Gizmo woke up<br><br>
Posted by: carp
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 01:04 PM
and still looked like [censored]<br><br>
Posted by: DaddyMac
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 01:04 PM
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Posted by: lesh
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 01:05 PM
him down, he just went<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 01:06 PM
and kicked Carp's cat more!<br><br>
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Posted by: OSXaddict
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 01:06 PM
Then he got locked up<br><br><P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by OSXaddict on 10/14/02 04:07 PM (server time).</EM></FONT></P>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 01:08 PM
for eating Marg's pumpkin pie!<br><br>
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Posted by: OSXaddict
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 01:10 PM
But he said it was <br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 01:11 PM
incredibly gross and tastless! So<br><br>
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Posted by: OSXaddict
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 01:14 PM
Marg hunted him down and hit<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 01:15 PM
Carp in the head with bricks!<br><br>
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Posted by: OSXaddict
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 01:16 PM
Luckily there was no brain<br><br>
Posted by: lesh
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 01:16 PM
left to make a mess<br><br>
Posted by: lesh
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 01:17 PM
Meanwhile, Lesh was still walking<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 01:18 PM
to Marg's house waiting to <br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 01:19 PM
end this godforsaken thread again!<br><br>
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Posted by: OSXaddict
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 01:19 PM
But NOOO, Gizmo was wrong<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 01:20 PM
so he ended the thread!<br><br>
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Posted by: OSXaddict
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 01:21 PM
Yes, he did. damn jackass!<br><br>
Posted by: carp
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 01:21 PM
Gizmo shut the F__K Up<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 01:22 PM
Thank God it's finally over!<br><br>
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Posted by: OSXaddict
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 01:22 PM
yelled Carp from across the<br><br>
Posted by: morserj
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 01:24 PM
pond. Then MacGizmo huged carp<br><br>Ryan
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 01:24 PM
and ended the stupid thread!<br><br>
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Posted by: OSXaddict
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 01:26 PM
That's 2 that Gizmo ended...<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 01:28 PM
and he loved doing it!<br><br>
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Posted by: OSXaddict
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 01:37 PM
I think you just want to have the last word in, eh? LOL<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 01:38 PM
No... just better things to talk about... these are getting as old as Lurkers! <br><br>
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Posted by: OSXaddict
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 01:39 PM
Well then start a new one<br><br>
Posted by: carp
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 01:40 PM
And remember to keep it to 5 words<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 10/14/02 01:41 PM
LOL!
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Posted by: MattMac112
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 07/17/06 03:32 PM
This forum is dying. NOT!<br><br>***********************<br>[color:red]Nice Try</font color=red>
Posted by: Michael
Re: A *NEW* 5 word story - 07/17/06 03:41 PM
It may now.
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