The five word story...

Posted by: morserj

The five word story... - 10/12/02 03:15 PM

Ok, I got this idea from the internal editor forums at dmoz.org (down for maintenance today). When we get bored with editing we often start various forum games to entertain us. Probably wont be as much fun as "What" tennis, and I don't know if it will even work here, but I will give it a try.<br><br>The rules are quite simple, you can only post 5 words at a time and they must continue (like a story) from the previous posters 5 words. Anyone can continue the story, but a poster can not post two times in a row, they must wait for someone else to continue the story first. <br><br>I'll start:<br><br>There are many reasons MacGizmo...<br><br>--<br><br>Ryan
Posted by: sross

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 03:17 PM

is such a shy fellow....<br><br><P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by sross on 10/12/02 06:18 PM (server time).</EM></FONT></P>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 03:19 PM

considering his long history of<br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 03:21 PM

being in jail for years<br><br>
Posted by: sross

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 03:22 PM

and having to endure all that...<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 03:23 PM

it was no surprise that...<br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 03:24 PM

yes but there is more<br><br>
Posted by: morserj

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 03:30 PM

then one among us who...<br><br>Ryan
Posted by: iRock

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 03:52 PM

was most likely to see...<br><br>Cheers, iRock<br>There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and [Unix] BSD. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.<br>Jeremy S. Anderson
Posted by: Swatcat

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 03:59 PM

talked to MacGizmo and explained<br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 04:02 PM

that he had recently gotten<br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 04:29 PM

Released from jail to marry.<br><br>
Posted by: Swatcat

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 04:33 PM

an old fisherman's daughter named<br><br>
Posted by: iRock

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 04:34 PM

Dolly Parton or Anna Nicole<br><br>Cheers, iRock<br>There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and [Unix] BSD. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.<br>Jeremy S. Anderson
Posted by: carp

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 04:37 PM

Rufus was his cell mate.<br><br>
Posted by: Swatcat

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 04:38 PM

was talking about busting out<br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 04:39 PM

and wanted to buy a<br><br>
Posted by: iRock

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 04:47 PM

new boat for Carp who...<br><br>Cheers, iRock<br>There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and [Unix] BSD. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.<br>Jeremy S. Anderson
Posted by: lesh

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 04:48 PM

couldn't find anyone to look<br><br>
Posted by: Swatcat

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 04:49 PM

to see if the guards <br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 05:39 PM

are watching Carps boat for<br><br>
Posted by: Biggerfoot

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 05:43 PM

carrying women with jiggling bosoms...<br><br>
Posted by: Swatcat

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 05:48 PM

wearing see throuh thongs that<br><br>
Posted by: Biggerfoot

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 05:50 PM

will paddle to Lake Michigan<br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 05:53 PM

and float out beyond the<br><br>
Posted by: Biggerfoot

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 05:55 PM

the lighthouse that shines on<br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 05:55 PM

the craggy rock on which<br><br>
Posted by: Biggerfoot

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 05:59 PM

was laid out for all...<br><br>
Posted by: Swatcat

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 06:05 PM

the bare naked heaping lustfull<br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 06:09 PM

So Macgizmo took out his<br><br>
Posted by: Swatcat

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 06:11 PM

Bag of Mac OS tricks<br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 06:17 PM

and wowed the crowd with<br><br>
Posted by: yoyo52

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 06:19 PM

a super sized alabaster plinth<br><br>Great wits are sure to madness near allied.--John Dryden, "Absalom and Achitophel"
Posted by: lesh

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 06:20 PM

upon which he had placed<br><br>
Posted by: Biggerfoot

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 06:21 PM

a bunch of large jiggling...<br><br>
Posted by: Swatcat

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 06:27 PM

stiff nipples red in color<br><br>
Posted by: yoyo52

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 06:28 PM

surrounded by a luscious palor<br><br>Great wits are sure to madness near allied.--John Dryden, "Absalom and Achitophel"
Posted by: Lori

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 06:28 PM

contacts so he could see<br><br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 06:29 PM

what is was that was<br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 06:32 PM

What could have been his<br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 06:33 PM

ticket to the other place<br><br>
Posted by: Swatcat

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 06:35 PM

but Rufus had other idea's<br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 06:36 PM

Yeah they got married instead<br><br>
Posted by: Biggerfoot

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 06:38 PM

and regretted from that minute<br><br>
Posted by: Swatcat

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 06:42 PM

there was talk about divorce<br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 06:42 PM

because they had ugly muts<br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 06:43 PM

until one day day rufus<br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 06:44 PM

got a real job supporting<br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 06:45 PM

both Macgizmo and his new<br><br>
Posted by: Swatcat

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 06:46 PM

Duel G4 with Windows installed<br><br>
Posted by: morserj

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 06:57 PM

which made Bill Gates very<br><br>Ryan
Posted by: lesh

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 07:01 PM

nervous as he pulled out<br><br>
Posted by: Swatcat

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 07:03 PM

his small commanding tool he<br><br>
Posted by: Biggerfoot

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 07:06 PM

he placed where he shouldn’t<br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 07:07 PM

but got what he deserved<br><br>
Posted by: Biggerfoot

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 07:08 PM

when drips started to appear<br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 07:12 PM

and no one could stop<br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 07:16 PM

Gates and Gizmo from a<br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 07:17 PM

nasty altercation with the other<br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 07:18 PM

Which ended in a love<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 07:18 PM

prisoner when he returned to<br><br>
Posted by: polymerase

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 07:23 PM

say, "my place or your's?"<br><br>
Posted by: Biggerfoot

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 07:25 PM

He then whipped out his<br><br>
Posted by: polymerase

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 07:25 PM

< click dementia sic transit gloria (ignore this)
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 07:25 PM

1 inch thing he carries<br><P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by OSXaddict on 10/12/02 10:26 PM (server time).</EM></FONT></P>
Posted by: carp

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 07:27 PM

It was Gizmos place that<br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 07:29 PM

really was the place that<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 07:31 PM

They had wild passionate sex<br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 07:34 PM

with Gates that needed a<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 07:35 PM

break from the hassle of<br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 07:44 PM

life in the gutters of<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 07:46 PM

the big city of Phoenix<br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 07:49 PM

and so he moved on<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 07:51 PM

to a life as an<br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 07:57 PM

junior partner in a questionable<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 08:00 PM

business importing illegal cat<br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 08:01 PM

screw pratice needed a partner.<br><br>
Posted by: Swatcat

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 08:37 PM

poop that he boxed and<br><br>
Posted by: sean

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 08:52 PM

sparred for exercise as he<br><br>[color:blue] -sean</font color=blue>
Posted by: iRock

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 09:54 PM

slipped out the back door...<br><br>Cheers, iRock<br>There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and [Unix] BSD. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.<br>Jeremy S. Anderson
Posted by: morserj

Re: The five word story... - 10/12/02 10:30 PM

and ran to the bar<br><br>Ryan
Posted by: watcher

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 12:47 AM

delivered by snail mail to<br><br>
Posted by: greenme1

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 12:56 AM

a five story building that......<br><br>
Posted by: TreeBeard

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 01:17 AM

has a ducted air-conditioning system<br><br>=============================================================<br>| "Behold the Turtle, he maketh no progress ==== until he sticketh out his neck." |<br>=============================================================
Posted by: Biggerfoot

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 01:37 AM

and Brittney Spears was there...<br><br>
Posted by: iraszl

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 02:25 AM

... with a fresh bunch of ...<br><br>http://raszl.net
Posted by: Biggerfoot

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 02:34 AM

newly installed artificial set of...<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 03:18 AM

carpets for all to see<br><br>
Posted by: margadagio

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 03:26 AM

that were flying high aloft<br><br><br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 05:54 AM

but one began to fall<br><br>
Posted by: Biggerfoot

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 06:01 AM

into the deep, dark jungle...<br><br>
Posted by: margadagio

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 06:05 AM

where the jaguars waited patiently<br><br><br><br><br>
Posted by: Swatcat

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 06:22 AM

to yodel Mitch Miller tunes<br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 06:24 AM

and Rufus started to howl<br><br>
Posted by: polymerase

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 06:39 AM

and yodel in the valley<br><br>
Posted by: Biggerfoot

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 06:42 AM

that there’s some big feet...<br><br>
Posted by: Swatcat

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 06:45 AM

wraped around his body with<br><br>
Posted by: sross

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 06:54 AM

toes stuck in his ears<br><br>
Posted by: margadagio

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 06:58 AM

and fingers up his butt<br><br><br><br>
Posted by: Swatcat

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 07:00 AM

All at once the door<br><br>
Posted by: sross

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 07:02 AM

flew open with a whoosh<br><br>
Posted by: margadagio

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 07:03 AM

and who should appear but...<br><br><br><br>
Posted by: Swatcat

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 07:05 AM

Marg and her baseball bat<br><br>
Posted by: Biggerfoot

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 07:11 AM

who then firmly directed that<br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 07:11 AM

It was like a dream<br><br>
Posted by: Biggerfoot

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 07:13 AM

that SteveG actually reappeared to...<br><br>
Posted by: Swatcat

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 07:14 AM

Rufus gazing into the blinking<br><br>
Posted by: Biggerfoot

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 07:15 AM

would reassure us all that<br><br>
Posted by: sross

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 07:16 AM

he is alive and well<br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 07:19 AM

and that MacGizmo should bring<br><br><br>
Posted by: Biggerfoot

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 07:25 AM

more beer for we are<br><br>
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 07:27 AM

going to need it if<br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 07:30 AM

we keep writing all day<br><br>
Posted by: Swatcat

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 07:37 AM

Meanwhile on the other side<br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 07:42 AM

the smell of roasting turkey<br><br>
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 07:44 AM

made Rufus turn to the<br><br>
Posted by: sross

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 07:52 AM

one person who he trusts<br><br>
Posted by: Mississauga

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 07:53 AM

Mormon Tabernacle Choir and ask<br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 08:03 AM

woof woof, woof woof WOOF?<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 09:25 AM

and that is the end!<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: Swatcat

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 09:27 AM

But wait there is more<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 09:42 AM

but that was a lie!<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: Mississauga

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 09:43 AM

coming at a later date!<br><br>
Posted by: Mississauga

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 09:43 AM

<br>heh heh<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 11:15 AM

That was being told by<br><br>
Posted by: Swatcat

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 11:35 AM

Grand Pooh-Bah of MM<br><br>
Posted by: morserj

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 11:42 AM

so his pride could not<br><br>Ryan
Posted by: lesh

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 11:46 AM

allow him to go to<br><br>
Posted by: Swatcat

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 11:47 AM

on a drunk again so<br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 11:48 AM

instead he called OSXaddict and<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 11:54 AM

wanted to come see his<br><br>
Posted by: Biggerfoot

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 11:57 AM

his new stash of great<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 11:59 AM

posies that he planted before<br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 11:59 AM

speedo underwear in choice colors<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 12:05 PM

were worn proudly by Carp<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 12:06 PM

after MacGizmo took them off<br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 12:07 PM

which could not beat Gizmos<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 12:10 PM

hatred for Carp's ugly cat<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 12:10 PM

j/k Carp! <br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: Swatcat

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 12:13 PM

So Gizmo took some fuel<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 12:13 PM

soup that he served to friends<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 12:13 PM

and cooked Carp's ugly cat<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: carp

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 12:20 PM

carps cat made a get away<br><br>
Posted by: Biggerfoot

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 12:21 PM

aboard those jiggling bosoms again<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 12:21 PM

but got run over by<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: carp

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 12:24 PM

buy a drunken Rufus mut<br><br>
Posted by: greenme1

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 12:25 PM

who killed all of the...<br><br>
Posted by: Swatcat

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 12:30 PM

creatures in the way just<br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 12:31 PM

frame Gizmo for the crimes<br><br>
Posted by: Swatcat

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 12:33 PM

that would imprison Gizmo again<br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 12:35 PM

Gizmo likes the male bonding<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 12:36 PM

because that is his favorite<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 12:37 PM

carp woke from his dream<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: lesh

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 12:41 PM

and realized he had left<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 12:43 PM

the twighlight zone and entered<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: Swatcat

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 12:48 PM

looking around carp saw glowing<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 12:48 PM

The Zone of MacMinute forums<br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 12:49 PM

which is a MUCH stranger<br><br>
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 12:50 PM

where Reufus was chewing a<br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 12:51 PM

blow up doll that Gizmo<br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 12:52 PM

had left on the floor<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 12:53 PM

and found in Carp's closet<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: Swatcat

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 12:54 PM

worn and tatterd with holes<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 12:55 PM

from Carp gettin' jiggy widit!<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: lesh

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 12:56 PM

But even Rufus didn't want<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 12:56 PM

to be involved with MacGizmo<br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 12:57 PM

so he sniffed around elsewhere<br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 12:57 PM

because Gizmo cheated on Rufus<br><br>
Posted by: morserj

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 12:58 PM

and found an interesting smell<br><br>Ryan
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 12:58 PM

coming from Marg's kitchen cabinets<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: carp

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 12:59 PM

that was Gizmos skid marked<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 12:59 PM

coming from the closet where<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 01:01 PM

you guys aren't playing right...<br>you have to respond to the last person who posted... go back and change them...<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: carp

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 01:03 PM

Thats the only problem with this game.<br>If multiple people post at the same time it gets alittle wacked.<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 01:05 PM

yes, if you look at the time on our posts, we responded at the same time.<br><br>
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 01:05 PM

no one would have thought<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 01:06 PM

that this game would suck<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: carp

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 01:07 PM

that Gizmo and Rufus are<br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 01:07 PM

the living daylights out of<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 01:07 PM

as much as Gizmo does<br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 01:10 PM

That could be dangerious<br>Because if someone is responding to that post it would create a new thread or they would get a server error message.<br><br>I did I was responding to a deleted post. Yours I think.<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 01:11 PM

you see... you two jack@sses are the only ones having this problem... stop keyboard humpin each other and pay attention!<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 01:14 PM

now back to the story<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 01:16 PM

Of MacGizmo's exploits with his<br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 01:17 PM

Gizmo and Rufus marry undercover<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 01:18 PM

YOU TWO ASS-CLOWNS COULD F#CK UP A GLASS OF WATER!!! <br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 01:20 PM

What's this facination you have with our asses? <br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 01:21 PM

Because Rufus asss is get old.<br>Watch out hes checking your butt out.<br><br>So watch your six<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 01:22 PM

thanks for the tip! Only macbabes are allowed to look <br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 01:23 PM

nothing you can say will take away from the fact that you two keep posting at the same time... it's just too much of a coincidence. I knew you two were a couple of ffffffffreaks, but I had know idea you were together!<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: carp

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 01:23 PM

Great minds think alike.<br>Unlike yours which does not think<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 01:24 PM

yeah right...quit posting your fantasies LOL<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 01:28 PM

Hey... you two are the ones who keep going on and on about "Gizmo"... do you even know who/what "Gizmo" is???<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 01:29 PM

Time to start a new 5 word thread...we broke this one LOL<br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 01:33 PM

Well Gizmo broke it with his bitching.<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 01:34 PM

I know..<br><br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 01:53 PM

I don't even want to know if this is anything like what goes on in your iChat sessions...<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 01:55 PM

No, actually that is going alright.<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 01:56 PM

we mostly talk about you in there! <br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 01:57 PM

that, and Biggerfoot's [R] rated Sponge-Bob Car Wash pics... <br><br><br>j/k! <br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 01:57 PM

Hey now..macbabes don't want us talking about them in there! We are talking about the snow! <br><br><br>what's funny is that we are talking about snow, but she won't believe us LOL<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 01:59 PM

i know... LOL... couple of real exciting guys we are.. spending a weekend talking about the snow situation near Lake Michigan!!! <br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 02:00 PM

and how Biggerfoot had to walk 12 miles to school (one way!) uphill...and then back home (uphill too!) in 10 feet of snow! LOL<br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 02:01 PM

Yeah right, uh-huh - think I was born yesterday, guys??<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 02:02 PM

See! I told ya!<br><br><br><br>
Posted by: MacGuru

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 02:03 PM

The sad thing is it is all true!<br><br>Without sensibility no object would be given to us, without understanding no object would be thought. Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind.<br>-- Immanuel Kant, "Critique of Pure Reason
Posted by: Biggerfoot

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 02:05 PM

Lesh...no it is true...here is a screen shot...mispellings and all!<br><br><br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 02:08 PM

Well, I suppose this is the modern day version of gathering around the woodstove at the general store, then, huh?<br><br>
Posted by: Biggerfoot

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 02:09 PM

yes...just no checkers and overalls!<br><br><br>
Posted by: greenme1

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 02:09 PM

sad, isn't it?<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 02:10 PM

Great... now the whole world will know how pathetic we are... and they have the proof as well... <br><br>At least before we could have denied it later and claimed we were talking about chics, and beer, and boobs, and football, and cars... but nnooooooo, you had to give them proof!!!<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: carp

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 02:23 PM

remember the 5 word limit<br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 02:49 PM

I promise I won't tell[nudge][nudge]<br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 02:51 PM

did I miss an event<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 02:51 PM

You and me must have!<br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 02:53 PM

No I meant the part about you guys having no lives to speak of...<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 02:54 PM

Ohh..well, I'm still waiting on someone to take me up on that dinner <br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 03:20 PM

Ohhhh<br>The two of you get a room. <br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 03:20 PM

Truly sad isn't it?!!! <br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: lesh

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 03:28 PM

Hey no fair talking about me when I leave the forum for a minute or two!<br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 03:37 PM

All babes are fair game<br><br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 03:47 PM

Fair yes, but who you callin' gamey? I took a shower this morning!<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 04:29 PM

.... sniff-sniff... Rufus says nothing smells ripe in here!!!<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: Swatcat

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 04:32 PM

Im not saying a damn thing<br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 04:34 PM

Don't want to see the bat appear - now, do we?<br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 04:36 PM

5 word reminder to bitch<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 04:39 PM

Did you just call Lesh a BITCH??? OMFG are you gonna get an ass-whooping now! <br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 04:39 PM

Who are you calling a bitch? <br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 04:41 PM

I'm still trying to figure out what he meant by that...want to enlighten me a little there, Mr. C?<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 04:41 PM

Don't worry, we gotcha covered, macbabe <br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 04:43 PM

No you silly<br><br>Your supposed to carry the 5 word rule.<br><br>You busted the thread again ahhhhhrrrgggghhh<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 04:44 PM

If you want, we'll take him outside and kick his ass for you!<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 04:44 PM

then again, maybe we shouldn't.... knowing carp, he might take that as some sort of sick sexual invitation! <br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: lesh

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 04:50 PM

I can take care of my own ass-whoopin' if it's neccessary - but thanks for the offer MG. Seemed like the 5 word thing went by the wayside days ago...<br>__________________________________________<br><br>So the body was found...<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 04:51 PM

next to the house where<br><br>
Posted by: lesh

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 04:52 PM

the really strange old lady<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 04:53 PM

asked him what he was<br><br>
Posted by: carp

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 04:53 PM

Carp kicks Gizmos ass for<br><br>
Posted by: Mississauga

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 09:22 PM

five bucks and a kiss!<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 09:26 PM

Carp, is this game so difficult for you to follow? You reply to the LAST person. And you are supposed to use the previous 5 words to form a sentence, not just post 5 stupid words that make no sense to anyone but you! I realize you're trying to be funny with the Gizmo comments... but they don't make any sense, and really aren't that funny to begin with, and they certainly aren't funny for the 50th time! Geez dude, are the house jobs wearing you out or something??? You're slipping here. <br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: iRock

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 09:30 PM

...Giz's dead brain can't follow....<br><br>(Side note: Giz your comments have me laughing out loud. The dogs keep coming in to see what's up.)<br><br>Cheers, iRock<br>"Even though Mac Users may be only 10% of the market, always remember that we are the TOP 10%"<br>-Douglas Adams
Posted by: yoyo52

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 09:33 PM

Rufus trots over to iRock's<br><br>Great wits are sure to madness near allied.--John Dryden, "Absalom and Achitophel"
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 09:33 PM

what do you mean MY dead brain can't follow??? I'm not the one who keeps replying to the wrong person and putting total jibberish in!!!! LOL! <br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: iRock

Re: The five word story... - 10/13/02 09:39 PM

she had to clean the trots<br><br>Cheers, iRock<br>"Even though Mac Users may be only 10% of the market, always remember that we are the TOP 10%"<br>-Douglas Adams
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/14/02 12:10 PM

that were covering the walls<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: The five word story... - 10/14/02 12:17 PM

that were in the doghouse<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/14/02 12:37 PM

which is where Gizmo lived<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: The five word story... - 10/14/02 12:37 PM

to eat some poontang pie<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/14/02 12:44 PM

from the neighbors litter box<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: The five word story... - 10/14/02 12:45 PM

using a greasy wet spoon<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/14/02 12:48 PM

that he borrowed from Alec<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: The five word story... - 10/14/02 12:48 PM

who got it from Marg<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/14/02 12:53 PM

after she finished cooking dinner<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: The five word story... - 10/14/02 12:54 PM

she hit Carp over the<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/14/02 12:57 PM

head. Suddenly the cat screamed<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: The five word story... - 10/14/02 12:58 PM

and we all laughed loudly!<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/14/02 12:59 PM

Then Greenme stepped into a<br><br>
Posted by: DaddyMac

Re: The five word story... - 10/14/02 12:59 PM

Gizmo, was that the end?<br><br>[color:orange]Hey! Wait a 'minute'....</font color=orange>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: The five word story... - 10/14/02 01:00 PM

pile of Carp cat doo-doo<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: Lori

Re: The five word story... - 10/14/02 01:01 PM

Hey! Wait a 'minute'....<br><br>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/14/02 01:02 PM

said the taxidriver to Lesh<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: The five word story... - 10/14/02 01:04 PM

Is someone picking me up?<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/14/02 01:05 PM

Lesh then ran away to<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: The five word story... - 10/14/02 01:06 PM

end this rather pathetic thread!<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/14/02 01:09 PM

But NO! Instead, she went<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: The five word story... - 10/14/02 01:10 PM

and ended the thread anyway!<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/14/02 01:15 PM

Suddenly Sean walked in and<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: The five word story... - 10/14/02 01:15 PM

ended the stupid thread again!!!<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/14/02 01:16 PM

But NOOO! Lori can't stand<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: The five word story... - 10/14/02 01:18 PM

ending the stupid thread again!<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/14/02 01:19 PM

So she decided to start<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: The five word story... - 10/14/02 01:19 PM

ending the stupid thread again! <br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: lesh

Re: The five word story... - 10/14/02 01:19 PM

The END. All Done. Period.<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: The five word story... - 10/14/02 01:20 PM

Thank God you said that!<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/14/02 01:21 PM

Because Gizmo was going to <br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: The five word story... - 10/14/02 01:22 PM

end the stupid thread already!<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/14/02 01:23 PM

And so ended the long<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: The five word story... - 10/14/02 01:24 PM

and stupid ass friggin thread!<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: OSXaddict

Re: The five word story... - 10/14/02 01:26 PM

Whew! It's about time because<br><br>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: The five word story... - 10/14/02 01:27 PM

this thread was getting old!<br><br><br>[color:red]What? I don't understand. What?</font color=red>
Posted by: rman

Re: The five word story... - 10/14/02 02:15 PM

a never ending story<br><br>
Posted by: Swatcat

Re: The five word story... - 10/14/02 02:18 PM

THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!1<br><br>
Posted by: MattMac112

Re: The five word story... - 07/17/06 03:29 PM

<blockquote><font size=1>In reply to:</font><hr><p>THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!1<p><hr></blockquote><p>Sequel.<br><br>***********************<br>[color:red]Nice Try</font color=red>
Posted by: MacGizmo

Re: The five word story... - 07/26/06 07:47 PM

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