Krazy Kerry Kaption Kontest

He almost deserves to be prez because of all the entertainment he provides. (Naaaaahh.)<br><br><br>Kerry demonstrates his new health plan by getting a hernia check in front of a capacity crowd.<br><br>

<br><br>Kerrr-ry, Kerrr-ry, Kerrr-ry<br><br>"Life isn't what should be, but what is."

<br>I am the champion, I am the champion.<br><br>

<br>The one that got away was this big and this tall.<br><br>

<br>Kerry parting the sea.<br><br>

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O caption, my caption?? <br><br>

Who's your future daddy?!<br><br>_________________________________________<br>http://www.geocities.com/djstefan/bush.gif<br>http://www.magicrecords.com.pl/img/swf/player1.html

<img src=http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040308/i/r3481614687.jpg><br><br>How the hell am I going to get down from here?<br><br>

"Raise the roof everyone!"<br><br>----<br>Stupidity is like nuclear power. It can be used for good or evil.... and you don't want to get any on you.

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I am taller than Shaq and Yao Ming.<br><br>

These new Dockers really are stain resistant <br><br>"Life isn't what should be, but what is."

<br><br>(man to Kerry's left)<br><br>What the hell is that freak doing now???<br><br> [color:yellow]We rarely confide in those who are better than we are. </font color=yellow> [color:orange]Albert Camus </font color=orange>

<br>Yes..it was ME that farted! I'll claim that one!<br><br>

Heyyy Macarena!!!<br><br>