<blockquote><font size=1>In reply to:</font><hr><p>Haha! Be glad I skipped over Fifth Element sig pic #3. I felt it was a little blue for the young kids here in the forum.<p><hr></blockquote><p><br>Actually, I was playing around with that url looking for other sig pics and I found the one right before "Activate Thermal Bandages". <br><br><blockquote><font size=1>In reply to:</font><hr><p>We got rain on and off today. The kind that annoys you when you try to figure out what setting to use on your intermitten wipers.<p><hr></blockquote><p><br>Thats exactly what we got, but it was flooding about 10 miles west of where I live. I just can't wait for Isabel, though... I'll probably be heading to New York City as it travels between philly and NYC<br><br>-Matt<br><br>
I'm sorry to hear about this. How annoying that the other cart sends these people to you. But fear not. I have some ideas that may be of help.<br><br>Have an empty soup can next to your cart with a cardboard arrow pointing at it, that says 'Bathroom'. When they come over to you, just point.<br><br>Speaking of signs, hang a chalkboard on your cart, titled "Number of bozo's asking where the bathroom is." And use that brillant lime green chalk so it's the first thing they see. As soon as they see that, they'll go somewhere else.<br><br>If you see the other cart sending someone your way, whip out your cell phone and pretend your on a very important call. <br>"What is grandma doing on the roof again? Grandma? Get down... and stop flashing the postman!" <br>"They bought out my stock? I'm rich? How rich? OH MY GOSH!" <br>"Yes, tonight is fine. A full moon. All I need is a sacrifice. I'm waiting for the right one to come to my cart. Hang on, I think I see one now." <br><br><br>Things you can say to someone that asks for directions:<br><br>"I can tell you, but the cart you just came from supplies toilet paper." This also works for the bank, just trade toilet paper for deposit slips.<br><br>"I can't believe they did this again. They know where it is, they just don't like talking to ugly people, but I don't mind."<br><br>"I used to know but I moved your cart to a new location and now I'm all turned around. You could end up peeing in the planters outside the Scientology building."<br><br>"I'm a mobil branch of the bank. I can take your cash\check right here. Simply endorse to my name..."<br><br>"Sure I konw where the bathroom is. It's just down the hall from my living room, second door on the left. I left the back door unlocked. Please put the seat down when you're done."<br><br>"Hang on a second. There it is again! Do you hear those voices?"<br><br>"OH! I never go there since that thing crawled out of the toilet."<br><br><br><br>The thread killer
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