Mom! Where have you been these forty-mumble years? <br><br>I've had the good fortune to see your lovely visage on several occasions in the past, Kate. I suspect you were a babe and a heart-breaker in your youth. Go on, admit it!<br><br>About this elder thing, yep I think you have me beat there, but not by as much as you think.<br><br>And no, I'm not saying, even if you guess right. <br><br>
Loc: the ancient forests of MiddleE...
You reckon you are old mate. You look youthful and fit for your age then.<br>I used to be beautiful once.. well at least I can say that now.. but I was around in the seventies too<br><br>=============================================================<br>| "Behold the Turtle, he maketh no progress ==== until he sticketh out his neck." |<br>=============================================================
so, you're not comfortable talking to cats and dogs, eh? hmmm... how about a version of me?<br><br>Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.<br>-- Aaron Levenstein
"In the old days, you'd finish a day's work and announce, 'I'm done.' Nobody ever does that now. There's never enough time." -- Elliott Masie
#8243 - 05/27/0202:15 PMDo I Detect An Old Farts-athon Starting?
Remember, you have to be at least 50 to qualify for Old Farts International (OFI). So to all you old farts out there, two questions:<br><br>• How old are you?<br>• How old do you feel?<br><br>I'll start: At this very moment, 55 and 55.<br><br>[color:red]John</font color=red>
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