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Blonde Joke ** Warning ! #647980 02/27/19 06:29 PM
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A blonde goes into a coffee shop and when she gets her coffee she notices a "Peal & Win" sticker on the side of the cup!

She peals it off and begins screaming, "I won. I won!!!"

"I can't believe I won !!'

Waitress comes over and asks, "So you won?"

Blonde: "Yes I won a motor home!" I can't believe I won a motor home!'

Waitress: "Oh that can't be dearie!"

Blonde: "OH Yes, it's true, I won a motor home!" I can't believe I won a motor home!'

Waitress says, "Oh that can't be , the biggest prize we have is a free lunch !

Blonde: "OH but it says I won a motor home!"

Waitress goes and gets the manager.

Manger comes in and says, "Oh so you won, but a motor home is too big a prize for our contest. Let me see your slip."

Manager looks at the slip and it says " WIN A BAGEL" laugh laugh

Re: Blonde Joke ** Warning ! [Re: DLC] #647989 03/08/19 01:59 AM
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Hahahaha!

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Re: Blonde Joke ** Warning ! [Re: DLC] #647990 03/08/19 07:37 AM
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The Joke's Still On Her...
...she has to Supply Her Own CreamCheese.



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Re: Blonde Joke ** Warning ! [Re: Celandine] #648000 03/12/19 03:09 PM
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LOL laugh


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