A blonde goes into a coffee shop and when she gets her coffee she notices a "Peal & Win" sticker on the side of the cup!
She peals it off and begins screaming, "I won. I won!!!"
"I can't believe I won !!'
Waitress comes over and asks, "So you won?"
Blonde: "Yes I won a motor home!" I can't believe I won a motor home!'
Waitress: "Oh that can't be dearie!"
Blonde: "OH Yes, it's true, I won a motor home!" I can't believe I won a motor home!'
Waitress says, "Oh that can't be , the biggest prize we have is a free lunch !
Blonde: "OH but it says I won a motor home!"
Waitress goes and gets the manager.
Manger comes in and says, "Oh so you won, but a motor home is too big a prize for our contest. Let me see your slip."
Manager looks at the slip and it says " WIN A BAGEL"