(yes it's political, but it's humor - jokes.... doan like the subject ... doan read it !) As you all know Donald recently had a Stormy relationship that embarrassed Melania because she was pregnant at the time. So for those that don't have HBO and can't watch Real Time... here's some of his greeting cards to try to soother Melania over:
#1 COVER : We had a good thing... but I had to spoil it ! INSIDE: Now I cry when I tweet on the toilet !
#2 COVER : I didn't wear a condom, I know that was wrong. INSIDE: But you know me... I wasn't in her long !!
#3 COVER : Words cannot express how much I love you. INSIDE: So here's $150,000 in cash !
#4 COVER : I'm sincerely sorry and I'm not just blabbing! INSIDE: Your P is the only one I want to be grabbing !
#5 ....My Fav COVER : I'm begging forgiveness, I'm down on one knee. INSIDE: Like the Constitution, she meant nothing to me !
#6 COVER : I know you're angry, and it's me that you're blaming. INSIDE: But you can't go home, I threw out the crate you came in !
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