A man was reading the classifieds one AM, and saw an ad for a 2016 Porsche - "For Sale" $500" ! First he thought- it's gotta be a JOKE ! But then he thought, I wanna meet this jokester !
So he went to the address and knocked on the door and a middle aged woman answered the door. "Do you really have a Porsche for sale for $500?" (expecting her to say 'Gotcha !")
"Why yes I do !" she replied. "It's right around the side in the garage. I'll show you."
When she opened the garage there's beautiful cherry red Porsche.
Man asked, " What's wrong with it? Is it in working condition?"
Woman answered, "Nothing, it runs perfectly!"
Man asks , "Can I take it for a spin?"
Woman, "Sure, here's the keys."
Man gets in, drives it around for 10 minutes, and returns. The car performed magnificently!
Man goes back to the lady and asks, "Ok ma'am, what's the catch? No one sells a new Porsche for $500!"
Lady explains, " Nothing young man. $500 and the title is yours!"
So the man pays her $500 cash and still skeptical asks, "There has to be more to this. WHY only $500?"
Woman explains, "Well my husband of 20 years ran off to Mexico with his secretary. He called me and said I could have the house, the bank account, and my car, if I'd only sell his Porsche and send him the money !!"
reminds of an E-Bay Auction where upon some vengeful wife was auctioning off the PANTIES (belonging to her cheating husband's girlfriend) she'd found among her bed sheets when she'd come home from work.
Description: "HUMONGOUS! Might make a nice shawl...or possibly a Halloween costume..."
Reminds me that a friend of mine was driving around in Dallas and saw a sex toy shop named "Drive Thru Condoms"... he didn't go in , but it reminded me that Brick and Mortar stores are on the decline... I had to ask, "Drive Thru- Did they downsize and eliminate the fitting rooms?"
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