The CIA had an opening for an assassin after all the background checks, interviews, and testing they were only three finalist two men and one woman
For the final test the CIA agent gook one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. We must know that you will follow our instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife, sitting on a chair, Kill her.
The man said you can't be serious I could never shoot my wife, the agent said then you are not the right person for this job, take your wife and go home
The second man was given the same instructions, he took the gun and went into the room. all was quiet for about five minutes, then the man came out with tears in his eyes, I tried but I can't kill my wife. The agent said you dont have what it takes, take your wife and go home
Finally it was the womans turn she was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard one shot after another, they heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, she wiped the sweat from her brow. This gun is loaded with blanks she said...I had to beat him to death with the chair
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies, "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"
A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. “How do you know that?” “Easy,” the little boy said. “All you have to do is add it up, like the Pastor said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer.” 16 !!
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