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#643555 - 02/19/17 04:49 AM This place is getting boring ...FUNNY TIME !! :D
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A guy was meeting a friend at a restaurant, and as he walked in he noticed two pretty gals looking at him.

He heard one gal say to the other, “Nine.”

Feeling pleased with himself, he swaggered to the table and told his buddy the women had just rated him a nine out of ten.

“Sorry to burst your bubble,” said his friend, “but are 2 German exchange students from the local university!!” laugh


#2:
A father was driving his 8 year old son to school when he inadvertently made an illegal turn at some traffic lights. Realizing his mistake, he said:

“Oops, I just made an illegal turn.”

“It’s OK, Dad,” said his son. “The police car behind us did the same thing.” shocked




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#643558 - 02/19/17 05:17 PM Re: This place is getting boring ...FUNNY TIME !! :D [Re: DLC]
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#643561 - 02/20/17 02:04 AM Re: This place is getting boring ...FUNNY TIME !! :D [Re: DLC]
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Hahaha! laugh

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#643562 - 02/20/17 04:11 AM Re: This place is getting boring ...FUNNY TIME !! :D [Re: DLC]
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gotta love it

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#643568 - 02/21/17 01:55 AM Re: #3 !!! :D [Re: DLC]
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#3

Two Arkansas hillbillies were vacationing on the beach in Miami, one of them said "I am here on insurance money I collected $10,000 for a fire!"

"Me too," said the second hillbilly "but I got $20,000 for a flood"

First hillbilly said." How do you start a flood?”
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#643601 - 02/25/17 04:30 PM Re: This place is getting boring ...FUNNY TIME !! :D [Re: DLC]
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Where's the cache?

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Love your sense of humor..... laugh

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#643623 - 02/27/17 01:32 AM Re: This place is getting boring ...FUNNY TIME !! :D [Re: SleeveTugger]
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I think it's important to LAUGH and so I try to spread some.... hopefully more laughs than moans !! whistle
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#643742 - 03/13/17 04:09 PM Ok, here's an old but still funny one! [Re: DLC]
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Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.

However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.

MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.

The Ornithological Behaviorist very quickly concluded the cause: when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.

The scientific conclusion was that while all the lookout crows could say "Cah", none could say "Truck." laugh

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#643746 - 03/13/17 11:36 PM Re: Ok, here's an old but still funny one! [Re: Mike]
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Got Me
Much like the crows
I didn't even see it coming. grin
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#643751 - 03/14/17 01:10 AM Re: Ok, here's an old but still funny one! [Re: Mike]
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I invented modding!

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Loc: Lindale, TX (Tyler)
LOL !! you smart azz !! laugh laugh

HA HA HA !!

Cel, youse shoulda had a lookout !! laugh laugh



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