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#615248 - 04/11/14 02:04 PM Sorry about this ladies
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Registered: 08/28/03
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cowboy: "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."
Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"
Cowboy: "Nah... She's purty good lookin'....."


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#615264 - 04/11/14 07:19 PM Re: Sorry about this ladies [Re: MrB]
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crazy tongue laugh
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#615269 - 04/11/14 08:42 PM Re: Sorry about this ladies [Re: MrB]
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Is this thing on?

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grin

We used to joke about two-baggers (In case one fell off!) blush

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#615278 - 04/12/14 01:52 AM Re: Sorry about this ladies [Re: Acumowchek]
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Originally Posted By: Acumowchek
grin

We used to joke about two-baggers (In case one fell off!) blush


The reference I've heard was one for her and one for the guy

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#615307 - 04/12/14 06:36 PM Re: Sorry about this ladies [Re: Acumowchek]
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Originally Posted By: Acumowchek
grin

We used to joke about two-baggers (In case one fell off!) blush

OR TRIPLE Strength.. grin

or she had a face that could stop traffic . . .

. . . in a oil port !!! eek


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#615308 - 04/12/14 07:07 PM Re: Sorry about this ladies [Re: Acumowchek]
Lea Offline
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One bagger, two bagger, coyote . . . whistle


I can't be the only one who knows this one . . . laugh
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#615321 - 04/12/14 10:01 PM Re: Sorry about this ladies [Re: Lea]
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I invented modding!

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I'm a Texan and I don't know that one !! blush


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#615323 - 04/12/14 10:59 PM Re: Sorry about this ladies [Re: DLC]
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Holy flippin' cows, Dave.

OK. You know the one bagger and the two bagger. Don't share this one with women that will smack you upside the head for being . . . just don't share, K?

A coyote = A woman who's sooo ugly? When you come to after ya'll done the deed and see she's asleep on your arm? You chew it off so you can get away without waking her up.

File under severe but fkn' funny. Unless you've run across a coyote leg left in a trap. OK. I think I just shot my sense of humor directly in the foot.

Must. Find. Redemption . . . wink



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#615324 - 04/12/14 11:06 PM Re: Sorry about this ladies [Re: Lea]
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Is this thing on?

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Wow. Dave didn't know Coyote Ugly? shocked
Time to look through the Bad Joke book… laugh

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#615325 - 04/12/14 11:40 PM Re: Sorry about this ladies [Re: Acumowchek]
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Thank you, Curtis. You are a gentleman. Making trashy sexit jokes isn't easy.

[Seriously, peeps, it takes talent laugh ]

If you decide to take back the thanks? I won't take back the laugh.

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