OK. You know the one bagger and the two bagger. Don't share this one with women that will smack you upside the head for being . . . just don't share, K?
A coyote = A woman who's sooo ugly? When you come to after ya'll done the deed and see she's asleep on your arm? You chew it off so you can get away without waking her up.
File under severe but fkn' funny. Unless you've run across a coyote leg left in a trap. OK. I think I just shot my sense of humor directly in the foot.
Must. Find. Redemption . . .
_________________________ I always deserve it. Really.