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#615248 - 04/11/14 02:04 PM Sorry about this ladies
MrB I invented modding! Registered: 08/28/03 Posts: 9722 Loc: SE Kansas	cowboy: "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please." Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?" Cowboy: "Nah... She's purty good lookin'....." Dave _________________________ If we don't count our blessings We are just wasting our time
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#615264 - 04/11/14 07:19 PM Re: Sorry about this ladies [Re: MrB]
yoyo52 Nothing comes of nothing. Registered: 05/25/01 Posts: 30520 Loc: PA, USA	_________________________ MACTECH ubi dolor ibi digitus
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#615269 - 04/11/14 08:42 PM Re: Sorry about this ladies [Re: MrB]
Acumowchek Is this thing on? Registered: 12/30/07 Posts: 4208 Loc: Petaluma, CA	We used to joke about two-baggers (In case one fell off!)
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#615278 - 04/12/14 01:52 AM Re: Sorry about this ladies [Re: Acumowchek]
MrB I invented modding! Registered: 08/28/03 Posts: 9722 Loc: SE Kansas	Originally Posted By: Acumowchek We used to joke about two-baggers (In case one fell off!) The reference I've heard was one for her and one for the guy Dave _________________________ If we don't count our blessings We are just wasting our time
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#615307 - 04/12/14 06:36 PM Re: Sorry about this ladies [Re: Acumowchek]
DLC I invented modding! Registered: 11/04/02 Posts: 20167 Loc: Lindale, TX (Tyler)	Originally Posted By: Acumowchek We used to joke about two-baggers (In case one fell off!) OR TRIPLE Strength.. or she had a face that could stop traffic . . . . . . in a oil port !!!
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#615308 - 04/12/14 07:07 PM Re: Sorry about this ladies [Re: Acumowchek]
Lea LoneStar Registered: 08/18/06 Posts: 10539 Loc: Texas	One bagger, two bagger, coyote . . . I can't be the only one who knows this one . . . _________________________ I always deserve it. Really.
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#615321 - 04/12/14 10:01 PM Re: Sorry about this ladies [Re: Lea]
DLC I invented modding! Registered: 11/04/02 Posts: 20167 Loc: Lindale, TX (Tyler)	I'm a Texan and I don't know that one !!
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#615323 - 04/12/14 10:59 PM Re: Sorry about this ladies [Re: DLC]
Lea LoneStar Registered: 08/18/06 Posts: 10539 Loc: Texas	Holy flippin' cows, Dave. OK. You know the one bagger and the two bagger. Don't share this one with women that will smack you upside the head for being . . . just don't share, K? A coyote = A woman who's sooo ugly? When you come to after ya'll done the deed and see she's asleep on your arm? You chew it off so you can get away without waking her up. File under severe but fkn' funny. Unless you've run across a coyote leg left in a trap. OK. I think I just shot my sense of humor directly in the foot. Must. Find. Redemption . . . _________________________ I always deserve it. Really.
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#615324 - 04/12/14 11:06 PM Re: Sorry about this ladies [Re: Lea]
Acumowchek Is this thing on? Registered: 12/30/07 Posts: 4208 Loc: Petaluma, CA	Wow. Dave didn't know Coyote Ugly? Time to look through the Bad Joke book…
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#615325 - 04/12/14 11:40 PM Re: Sorry about this ladies [Re: Acumowchek]
Lea LoneStar Registered: 08/18/06 Posts: 10539 Loc: Texas	Thank you, Curtis. You are a gentleman. Making trashy sexit jokes isn't easy. [Seriously, peeps, it takes talent ] If you decide to take back the thanks? I won't take back the laugh. LL _________________________ I always deserve it. Really.
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