Ted's in a new job.. ..so that makes the secretaries FAIR GAME!
Here in the cHiLlY NorthEast our most beloved bird is The Harbinger of Spring (The Eastern Robin Red Breast) that visits us just as the ground begins to thaw enough for the earthworms to emerge, so it has food available for The Next Generation of Beloved Birds.
Robins make a neat mud & daub nest for their small Lovely "Robin's Egg Blue" Eggs... that co-incidently are a dead-ringer to Cadbury Mini Chocolate Eggs...
He hardly minds at all when they beat him about the head and shoulders when he tosses the cRuNcHy little confections into his mouth right in front of them.