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Split keyboard #614304 03/25/14 01:53 PM
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I did not know about this feature at all.

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Re: Split keyboard [Re: Papa] #614311 03/25/14 02:59 PM
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Didn't know about it either. I'll have to try it out and see if it makes a difference.


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Re: Split keyboard [Re: Papa] #614317 03/25/14 03:59 PM
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Is this thing on?
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You managed to find that trick even with Kate Upton in your hot tub?
MULTITASKING! grin

Re: Split keyboard [Re: Acumowchek] #614322 03/25/14 04:37 PM
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At my age, it is important to pace yourself.




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Re: Split keyboard [Re: Papa] #614394 03/26/14 11:38 AM
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An 85 yr old man is having his annual physical and the doc is amazed at how fit and healthy his patient is. So he asks the man how his sex life is these days.

"Pretty good." says the octogenarian. "But I must admit I'm a little out of breath and sweat a lot during the second time."

Astounded, the doc asks the guy why he sweats during the second time.

"Well…", replies the patient, "It's always hotter in July than it is in January."
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Re: Split keyboard [Re: steveg] #614400 03/26/14 02:24 PM
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An elderly man has just finished his annual physical and the doctor tell him he is good health. The old man complains that his sex drive is too high. The doctor says that is an unusual complaint for a man his age and wants to know what he means by his sex drive drive being too high. The old man says it is all in his head and it should be lower.




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Re: Split keyboard [Re: Papa] #614403 03/26/14 03:14 PM
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So the doc prescribed Cialis® for his headaches. grin


Re: Split keyboard [Re: steveg] #614405 03/26/14 03:34 PM
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With a warning that any erection lasting more than 4 minutes would be a blessing.




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Re: Split keyboard [Re: Papa] #614408 03/26/14 03:43 PM
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Fact check: Any erection lasting more than 4 minutes would be a blessing. cry



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