alternative energy sources n. New locations to drill for gas and oil.
bankruptcy n. A punishable crime when committed by poor people but not corporations
Cheney, Dick n. The greater of two evils.
class warfare n. Any attempt to raise the minimum wage.
climate change n. The day when the blue states are swallowed by the oceans.
compassionate conservatism n. Poignant concern for the very wealthy.
DeLay, Tom n. 1. Past tense of De Lie 2. Patronage saint.
democracy n. So extensively exported that the domestic supply is depleted.
Fox News fict. Faux news.
free markets n. Halliburton no-bid contracts at taxpayer expense.
God n. Senior presidential adviser.
growth n. 1. The justification for tax cuts for the rich. 2. What happens to the national debt when Republicans cut taxes on the rich.
gun control
n. The index finger, usually on the right hand. No other definitions or usage.
habeas corpus n. Archaic. (Lat.) Legal term no longer in use (See Patriot Act).
healthy forest n. No tree left behind.
honesty n. Lies told in simple declarative sentences--e.g., "Freedom is on the march."
House of Representatives n. Exclusive club; entry fee $1 million to $5 million.
laziness n. When the poor are not working.
leisure time n. When the wealthy are not working.
liberal(s) n. Followers of the Anti-christ.
neoconservatives n. Nerds with Napoleonic complexes.
9/11 n. Tragedy used to justify any administrative policy. (see Terra, Terra, Terra)
No Child Left Behind riff. 1. v. There are always jobs in the military.
ownership society n. A civilization where 1 percent of the population controls 90 percent of the wealth.
Patriot Act n. The pre-emptive strike on American freedoms to prevent the terrorists from destroying them first.
pro-life adj. Valuing human life until birth.
Senate n. Exclusive club; entry fee $10 million to $30 million.
simplifiy v. To cut the taxes of Republican donors.
staying the course interj. Slang. Saying and doing the same stupid thing over and over, regardless of the result. voter fraud n. A significant minority turnout.
Wal-Mart n. The nation-state, future tense.
water n. Arsenic storage device.
As you can see fox news made the list ~~Nuff said !!
Yeah look for it to be worse, bc the GOTP already threw Christie under the bus cause he won and is a RINO in their eyes... Cuchinelli (or whatever) is a saint though he LOST ! He drank the kerosine and spit fire andf that all they care about. IF the Dems don't screw up (like with the Obamacare website) the GOTP will hand them a 2016 victory on a silver platter.
Can that be classified as a toxic spill ? 
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