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#606513 - 11/11/13 04:02 AM Re: Benghazi flap [Re: DLC]
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Registered: 02/07/02
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New Republican Definitions

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As you can see fox news made the list ~~Nuff said !! wink

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#606534 - 11/11/13 04:45 PM Re: Benghazi flap [Re: bird]
Acumowchek Offline
Is this thing on?

Registered: 12/30/07
Posts: 4208
Loc: Petaluma, CA
LOL! Funny stuff, Ms. Bird!

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#606539 - 11/11/13 06:11 PM Re: Benghazi flap [Re: bird]
DLC Offline
I invented modding!

Registered: 11/04/02
Posts: 20167
Loc: Lindale, TX (Tyler)
Priceless !! grin

Yeah look for it to be worse, bc the GOTP already threw Christie under the bus cause he won and is a RINO in their eyes... Cuchinelli (or whatever) is a saint though he LOST ! He drank the kerosine and spit fire andf that all they care about. IF the Dems don't screw up (like with the Obamacare website) the GOTP will hand them a 2016 victory on a silver platter.

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#606540 - 11/11/13 06:22 PM Re: Benghazi flap [Re: bird]
Celandine Offline
Madame Flutterbye

Registered: 01/18/04
Posts: 19514
Loc: SopranoLand

FUNNY Because it's True laugh

NOT FUNNY Because it's True frown
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#606543 - 11/11/13 06:48 PM Re: Benghazi flap [Re: Acumowchek]
bird Offline


Registered: 02/07/02
Posts: 4152
Thanks.... kinda like a catch 22 with some things on the list, I have to laugh so I don't cry!! wink
To quote Cel.....
Quote:
FUNNY Because it's True laugh

NOT FUNNY Because it's True frown

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#606544 - 11/11/13 06:59 PM Re: Benghazi flap [Re: DLC]
bird Offline


Registered: 02/07/02
Posts: 4152
My personal opinion about politicians on both side of the political fence !! Righties and Lefties and the nuts in between serving the tea !!

laugh laugh sorry I'm cracking my own self up,.with that duck picture and quote Lol wink

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#606559 - 11/12/13 12:21 AM Re: Benghazi flap [Re: bird]
DLC Offline
I invented modding!

Registered: 11/04/02
Posts: 20167
Loc: Lindale, TX (Tyler)
Yeah, they picked them up in the antebellum Old South, went through a time warp, and dumped them here !! sick Can that be classified as a toxic spill ? whistle
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#606563 - 11/12/13 03:36 AM Re: Benghazi flap [Re: NucleusG4]
DLC Offline
I invented modding!

Registered: 11/04/02
Posts: 20167
Loc: Lindale, TX (Tyler)
IF this doesn't quiet the righties - I think we should call those that continue this dead end witch hunt the "Benghazi kamikazes " !! wink

in the tradition of the birthers... who were trying to prove the earth flat and the center of the universe !

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#606632 - 11/13/13 04:31 PM Re: Benghazi flap [Re: NucleusG4]
MacGizmo Offline

What?

Registered: 04/03/02
Posts: 19198
Loc: Arizona
hehehehe… you said Flap.
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#606634 - 11/13/13 04:47 PM Re: Benghazi flap [Re: MacGizmo]
steveg Offline
Making a new reply.

Registered: 04/19/02
Posts: 27495
Loc: D'OHio
Well, you gotta admit, the likes of Lindsey Grahamstander and Darrell Issajerk have been crashing into a lot of windows for the past year or so. eek grin
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