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#606210 - 11/06/13 07:27 PM Re: Please. Get checked out. [Re: DLC]
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SERIOUSLY!

People should be made more aware
that this is one of the CURABLE Cancers
as long as you detect and treat it EARLY.

The dreaded "prep" (the worst part of it)
is the PitA FASTING ... going off solid food
for a day.. and drinking large glasses of
clear fluid until you're SQUEEKEY CLEAN! crazy

The Scoping itself is painless...and watching
over the doctor's shoulder is A TRIP! crazy

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#606211 - 11/06/13 07:30 PM Re: Please. Get checked out. [Re: Celandine]
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Sorry, I have already visited Carlsbad Caverns many times !! whistle

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#606220 - 11/06/13 08:13 PM Re: Please. Get checked out. [Re: Celandine]
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During my procedure, I was out. Didn't know a thing. But being a photographer, I asked for and received pictures. I offered to show them to my family, but my brother said he had seen enough A**holes

Oh my last one came out squeaky clean also

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#606221 - 11/06/13 08:59 PM Re: Please. Get checked out. [Re: MrB]
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I understand most men opt to sleep through the procedure,
I imagine it's easier all the way around, since the big
difference is all comes down to managing to stay RELAXED.

The more relaxed the better as far as the doctor's concerned. crazy

Woman generally have an easier time relaxing, being that
we're by and large more used to being poked and prodded.

(I can hardly wait to read what DLC is going to do with that
last sentence... I seem to have left myself wide-open... blush )

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#606227 - 11/06/13 10:34 PM Re: Please. Get checked out. [Re: Celandine]
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Ironic that men seem to get put out for the procedure. An endoscope down the throat is a far more uncomfortable procedure because of the gag reflex. In Japan they don't put you out for either, they just give you something to relax you a bit, and then only if you ask for it.
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#606243 - 11/07/13 12:48 AM Re: Please. Get checked out. [Re: Celandine]
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Woman generally have an easier time relaxing, being that
we're by and large more used to being poked and prodded.

I'm not EE-VEN touching THAT ONE . . . not even with a proctoscope !! laugh

{Remember that recent joke where the guy said "Man, for $500 you'd think they'd have ironed it (negligee) " !! I'm NOT going there !! wink }

sides you're too nice a lady to take advantage of ! grin

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#606272 - 11/07/13 03:17 AM Re: Please. Get checked out. [Re: DLC]
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Originally Posted By: DLC
Quote:
Woman generally have an easier time relaxing, being that
we're by and large more used to being poked and prodded.

I'm not EE-VEN touching THAT ONE . . . not even with a proctoscope !! laugh

{Remember that recent joke where the guy said "Man, for $500 you'd think they'd have ironed it (negligee) " !! I'm NOT going there !! wink }

sides you're too nice a lady to take advantage of ! grin


besides which
you know what they did to the "Vaginal Probe" guy
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#606274 - 11/07/13 03:51 AM Re: Please. Get checked out. [Re: Celandine]
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Good info and all, although all of our doctors have filled us in I'm sure. We all seem up to speed, but this has evolved into the TMI thread IMO. smirk
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#606276 - 11/07/13 03:53 AM Re: Please. Get checked out. [Re: Reboot]
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Originally Posted By: Jim_
Good info and all, although all of our doctors have filled us in I'm sure. We all seem up to speed, but this has evolved into the TMI thread IMO. smirk


Hmmm.. maybe your doctor has filled you in.... laugh
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#606280 - 11/07/13 04:08 AM Re: Please. Get checked out. [Re: NucleusG4]
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Muhahahaha

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Originally Posted By: NucleusG4
Originally Posted By: Jim_
Good info and all, although all of our doctors have filled us in I'm sure. We all seem up to speed, but this has evolved into the TMI thread IMO. smirk
Hmmm.. maybe your doctor has filled you in…. laugh
grin

Still TMI IMO. Sharing our probing stories. We get it, we know what happens. sick

Bunch of old farts sitting on the porch. laugh
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