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#602406 - 09/13/13 04:59 PM House GOP striken with rare disease !!
DLC Offline
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Registered: 11/04/02
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Loc: Lindale, TX (Tyler)
I finally figured it out... the GOP who have voted to defund ACA 41 times have been infected with that rare amoeba, Naegleria fowleri.

Read This:
"The first symptoms of primary amoebic meningoencephalitis appear one to seven days after infection, including headache, fever, nausea, vomiting and a stiff neck, according to the CDC.
Later symptoms include confusion, lack of attention to people and surroundings, loss of balance, seizures and hallucinations," the government agency's website says. "After the start of symptoms, the disease progresses rapidly and usually causes death within one to 12 days."

They're a headache and nauseating ... they have some kind of fever... and are a bunch of stiff necks !! Furthermore, they are NOT paying attention to people (voters) or the country.. they're totally out of balance (look at their poll #s) and have been hallucinating with birther and "BO is a Muslim" seizures since the election... of 2008 !! wink

You might ask but death follows in 12 days... we'll maybe they're zombies (from Zombie Apocalypse) and haven't realized it yet!!

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#602412 - 09/13/13 06:18 PM Re: House GOP striken with rare disease !! [Re: DLC]
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And here I thought it was Acute Rectal-Cranial Inversion Syndrome! Live & learn. grin
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#602416 - 09/13/13 07:55 PM Re: House GOP striken with rare disease !! [Re: steveg]
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Originally Posted By: steveg
And here I thought it was Acute Rectal-Cranial Inversion Syndrome! Live & learn. grin


NAW..
But that's definitely a contributing complication crazy
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#602418 - 09/13/13 10:01 PM Re: House GOP striken with rare disease !! [Re: steveg]
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Registered: 11/04/02
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Loc: Lindale, TX (Tyler)
Say, you know you may have the answer of how the infection started...
they eat amoeba infected food.... food digested but amoeba infects intestine...
rectal cranial inversion ... VIOLA ... brain infected !!! grin

I think you've nailed the epidemiology Steve !! grin
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#602430 - 09/14/13 12:18 PM Re: House GOP striken with rare disease !! [Re: steveg]
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Looking for answers in the wrong place! laugh
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#602432 - 09/14/13 01:12 PM Re: House GOP striken with rare disease !! [Re: MacBozo]
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Registered: 11/04/02
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Originally Posted By: MacBozo
Looking for answers in the wrong place! laugh

Well isn't that what the GOP does ? You don't go looking for wisdom at Fox news... wink
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#602987 - 09/21/13 12:04 AM Re: House GOP striken with rare disease !! [Re: DLC]
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Just saw on CNN, this is the 42nd time the House has voted to defund Obamacare. Then it showed a string of Senate GOPers who said it was nothing but a waste of time.
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#603034 - 09/21/13 04:32 PM Re: House GOP striken with rare disease !! [Re: lanovami]
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Registered: 11/04/02
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Originally Posted By: lanovami
Just saw on CNN, this is the 42nd time the House has voted to defund Obamacare. Then it showed a string of Senate GOPers who said it was nothing but a waste of time.

ANY ONE who's rational would think it's a waste of time... so conversely, WHAT does that make House GOTPers ?? wink
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#603052 - 09/21/13 11:48 PM Re: House GOP striken with rare disease !! [Re: DLC]
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Madame Flutterbye

Registered: 01/18/04
Posts: 19509
Loc: SopranoLand

Just out of curiosity,
Do other regions of the country use
the term to "TP" A House as a Halloween prank?

laugh

...by no means a suggestion, btw, jest sayin'... whistle
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#603053 - 09/22/13 12:35 AM Re: House GOP striken with rare disease !! [Re: Celandine]
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I invented modding!

Registered: 11/04/02
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Loc: Lindale, TX (Tyler)
Yes !!

Maybe we should start callin' the Tea Party, the Toilet Party.. . . cause they're full of it !! laugh
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