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#601025 - 08/24/13 02:50 AM Best friend confided
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My best friend confided in me . He said his wife likes to talk to him during sex. He said that last night she called him from the motel

smile

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#601027 - 08/24/13 03:05 AM Re: Best friend confided [Re: MrB]
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Is this thing on?

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LOL!
Naughty Naughty.

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#601039 - 08/24/13 10:06 AM Re: Best friend confided [Re: Acumowchek]
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He don't get no respect. smirk
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#601055 - 08/24/13 01:47 PM Re: Best friend confided [Re: Celandine]
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Old And In The Way

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we need a rim shot about right now

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#601057 - 08/24/13 02:06 PM Re: Best friend confided [Re: MrB]
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Hahahaha! I never expected THAT one! smile
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#601061 - 08/24/13 02:55 PM Re: Best friend confided [Re: MrB]
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Good one!
I've always liked that one in the first person.


"My wife likes to talk to me during lovemaking"

"Yeah"?

"Yeah.... just last night she called me from the Holiday Inn."

Rim shot!
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#601071 - 08/24/13 03:50 PM Re: Best friend confided [Re: NucleusG4]
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Madame Flutterbye

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http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Rodney_Dangerfield
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#601072 - 08/24/13 04:03 PM Re: Best friend confided [Re: NucleusG4]
MrB Offline
I invented modding!

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Yes, it's better in the first person

Dave
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#601074 - 08/24/13 04:10 PM Re: Best friend confided [Re: Celandine]
MrB Offline
I invented modding!

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He was the master. Both Youngman and Dangerdield.
Then there were also, Red Skelton, George Goble and Johnathon Winters.

Dave
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#601081 - 08/24/13 06:02 PM Re: Best friend confided [Re: MrB]
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Registered: 01/18/04
Posts: 19508
Loc: SopranoLand

I h'ain't thought about 'Lonesome George' in yonks.
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