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#598765 - 07/17/13 08:46 PM I'm above average!
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Nut Dood

Registered: 04/21/02
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Loc: Pinellas Park, Florida
Sadness: Average Erect Penis In US Is Only 5.6-Inches
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#598772 - 07/17/13 09:39 PM Re: I'm above average! [Re: MacBozo]
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Is this thing on?

Registered: 12/30/07
Posts: 4208
Loc: Petaluma, CA
Sorry, Michael. 5.7" doesn't count. whistle

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#598773 - 07/17/13 09:41 PM Re: I'm above average! [Re: Acumowchek]
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Hey! Above average is above average! LOL! I'll take what I can get!
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#598776 - 07/17/13 09:48 PM Re: I'm above average! [Re: MacBozo]
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I invented modding!

Registered: 11/04/02
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Loc: Lindale, TX (Tyler)
Had a friend (HE) in Grade school who swore that his dad won more bets claiming to have a 12" penis when erect. Many takers and many losers. Now he could have lied; but I also heard from some who's dads had bet HE's dad and lost... I think they were tellin' the truth. Why would they want their dads to look stupid or bad... shocked

I haven't checked mine lately - I'm still waiting for the oral stimulus so I can register my best length (from the article). blush

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#598783 - 07/17/13 10:42 PM Re: I'm above average! [Re: DLC]
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Nothing comes of nothing.

Registered: 05/25/01
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I can't wrap my head around that kind of betting, to tell the truth. In what context would the proof be . . . presented? blush
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#598784 - 07/17/13 10:52 PM Re: I'm above average! [Re: yoyo52]
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Originally Posted By: yoyo52
I can't wrap my head around that kind of betting, to tell the truth. In what context would the proof be . . . presented? blush


Who's your daddy? laugh
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#598799 - 07/18/13 01:38 AM Re: I'm above average! [Re: MacBozo]
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It is more about everything other than the size of the appendage.
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#598806 - 07/18/13 02:54 AM Re: I'm above average! [Re: yoyo52]
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I invented modding!

Registered: 11/04/02
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Loc: Lindale, TX (Tyler)
From what I remember, the "talk" was that he'd bet guys (mano y mano) and then pull it out beside a ruler to prove it was as long as he claimed. Being a kid I never saw this happen but heard many talking about it. Yes it's hearsay, but from what many kids told me and others, there sure were a lot of dads who lost bets. blush
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#598811 - 07/18/13 03:38 AM Re: I'm above average! [Re: DLC]
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Old And In The Way

Registered: 02/21/07
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Loc: Missouri
Shades of actor John C. Holmes, aka Johnny Wadd (1944-1988)

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#598813 - 07/18/13 04:13 AM Re: I'm above average! [Re: DLC]
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Is this thing on?

Registered: 12/30/07
Posts: 4208
Loc: Petaluma, CA
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From what I remember…

David, David, David.
So young. So naive.

But seriously…

Ya see this belt? Ya see this tie? Ya see these shoelaces?
And hey! (Puts on sunglasses) I'm only the janitor!

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