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#597347 - 06/30/13 04:09 PM Re: Husband down [Re: DLC]
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Just made mention there are none here.

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#597349 - 06/30/13 04:10 PM Re: Husband down [Re: Leslie]
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Leslie.. feel free to post a joke about ugly husbands. There isn't an underlying intent here.. although you are going to find one, I'm sure.
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#597352 - 06/30/13 04:13 PM Re: Husband down [Re: NucleusG4]
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Can't find a joke about an ugly husband, any help from you would be greatly appreciated.

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#597358 - 06/30/13 04:41 PM Re: Husband down [Re: Leslie]
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Can't find a joke about an ugly husband, any help from you would be greatly appreciated.


Here's as close as I can get on short notice, Leslie:



One of my favorite commercials, by the way. Kinda reminds me of Mrs. Stumpy and me. grin
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#597360 - 06/30/13 04:46 PM Re: Husband down [Re: Stumpy1]
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LOL !!! laugh laugh

Luckily the tag wasn't on her panties !! blush
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#597362 - 06/30/13 05:36 PM Re: Husband down [Re: NucleusG4]
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There isn't an underlying intent here.. although you are going to find one, I'm sure.

Not suggesting there was any intent. Was making a comment on the proliferation of ugly wife jokes compared to the scarcity of ugly husband jokes.

Seems to have stuck in your craw.

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#597363 - 06/30/13 05:38 PM Re: Husband down [Re: DLC]
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Leslie: And to be precise - the whole thread was started by someone of the feminine persuasion !

Yes it was but that has nothing to do with my observation.

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#597367 - 06/30/13 05:54 PM Re: Husband down [Re: Leslie]
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Given traditional gender roles, an ugly woman is funny but an ugly man is not. I was trying to think of the male equivalent of ugliness and the only thing I could think of is poverty. Are poor man jokes equivalent to ugly woman jokes? Anyway, I googled "ugly man jokes" and came up with nothing, but "ugly woman jokes" are all over the place.
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#597373 - 06/30/13 06:41 PM Re: Husband down [Re: Leslie]
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I guess it's another case of "target audience"
since men's lives don't generally depend upon
looks alone, there's no real target, thus the
lack of any identifiable humor.

that said;
I think the butt of both those jokes wasn't so
much at being ugly as men getting blind drunk.

Pub Humor. crazy
I guy walks into a bar...
Silly sod, shoulda' watched where he was going!
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#597374 - 06/30/13 06:44 PM Re: Husband down [Re: yoyo52]
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Originally Posted By: yoyo52
Given traditional gender roles, an ugly woman is funny but an ugly man is not. I was trying to think of the male equivalent of ugliness and the only thing I could think of is poverty. Are poor man jokes equivalent to ugly woman jokes? Anyway, I googled "ugly man jokes" and came up with nothing, but "ugly woman jokes" are all over the place.


...now try Googling "small penis jokes"...

jest sayin' whistle
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