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#595940 - 06/05/13 12:40 AM Funny for the Day !
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Registered: 11/04/02
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Loc: Lindale, TX (Tyler)
Oh this will give you LOTS of chuckles.

The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided, that in
spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space and personnel.

Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a
sign reading: Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors. The town council
was livid and insisted they change it.

The docs changed it to read: Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.

This was also not acceptable so they again changed the sign to read Catatonics and High Colonics - no go.

Next they tried Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives - thumbs down again.

Then came Minds and Behinds - still no good.

Another attempt resulted in Lost Souls and Butt Holes - unacceptable again!

So they tried Nuts and Butts - no way.

Freaks and Cheeks - still no good.

Loons and Moons - forget it. Almost at their
wit's end, the docs finally came up with:

Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends.

Everybody loved it.
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#595951 - 06/05/13 03:46 AM Re: Funny for the Day ! [Re: DLC]
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Muhahahaha

Registered: 04/22/02
Posts: 15046
Loc: Columbus OH
grin
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#595954 - 06/05/13 04:55 AM Re: Funny for the Day ! [Re: Reboot]
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laugh
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#595973 - 06/05/13 07:01 PM Re: Funny for the Day ! [Re: DLC]
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Love it! smile

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#595982 - 06/06/13 01:17 AM Re: Funny for the Day ! [Re: DLC]
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Registered: 08/11/02
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Loc: Southern Lake Superior
Haha! laugh
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#595996 - 06/06/13 03:42 AM Re: Funny for the Day ! [Re: DLC]
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Is this thing on?

Registered: 12/30/07
Posts: 4208
Loc: Petaluma, CA
Sent it to all my family.
Then they sent to all their family.
Do you have any idea of what you've done?

Thanks DLC, we needed that. grin

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#596035 - 06/07/13 01:50 AM Re: Funny for the Day ! [Re: Acumowchek]
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I invented modding!

Registered: 11/04/02
Posts: 20167
Loc: Lindale, TX (Tyler)
Originally Posted By: Acumowchek
Sent it to all my family.
Then they sent to all their family.
Do you have any idea of what you've done?

Thanks DLC, we needed that. grin

Amazing !!!! . . a little proctology goes a L O N G way !! laugh
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#596042 - 06/07/13 03:53 AM Re: Funny for the Day ! [Re: DLC]
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I invented modding!

Registered: 08/28/03
Posts: 9722
Loc: SE Kansas



A father walks into a restaurant with his young son.
He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.

Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.
The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and
starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels,
but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking,
shouting for help.

A well-dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman in a blue
business suit is sitting at the coffee bar reading a newspaper
and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she
looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper
and places it on it on the counter, gets up from her seat and
makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold
of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at
first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses
violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly
catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father
and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects,
the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying,
"I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic.
Are you a doctor? "

"No," the woman replied, "I'm with the Internal Revenue Service."
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#596044 - 06/07/13 04:35 AM Re: Funny for the Day ! [Re: MrB]
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Muhahahaha

Registered: 04/22/02
Posts: 15046
Loc: Columbus OH
Good one. I had no idea where that one was headed. grin
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#596047 - 06/07/13 05:58 AM Re: Funny for the Day ! [Re: Reboot]
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Posts: 19508
Loc: SopranoLand
Originally Posted By: Jim_
Good one. I had no idea where that one was headed. grin


ditto laugh
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