Make me walk the plank

Crappy joke!

I laughed out loud.

.

Ole is the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church , and Pastor Sven is the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road.


One day they are seen pounding a sign into the ground, which said:

DA END ISS NEAR!
TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW
BAFOR IT ISS TOO LATE!

As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out his window and yells,

"Leave people alone, you Skandihoovian religious nuts!"

From the curve, they hear screeching tires and a big splash.

Shaking his head, Rev. Ole says, "Dat's da terd one dis mornin'."
"Yaa,"Pastor Sven agrees, then asks,

"Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say, 'Bridge out?'"

.

Now DAT'S Funny!

HeHeHeHe

Very funny

Dave

A pirate walks into a bar..
..silly arse shoulda' looked
where he was goin'!



_______

Hahah!

AAAAARRRR!

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?
Shiver me timbers!


If you see a person Not wearing a 3 cornered hat, not wearing an eye patch, without a wooden leg and with no parrot on his shoulder. What is he likely to be ?
A pirate in disguise!

A PIErate IN Da' SKIES?

______