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#595808 - 06/01/13 10:30 PM Re: A pirate walks into a bar.. [Re: Leslie]
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Make me walk the plank

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#595811 - 06/01/13 10:42 PM Re: A pirate walks into a bar.. [Re: MrB]
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Crappy joke!

I laughed out loud. smile
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#595820 - 06/02/13 04:10 AM Re: A pirate walks into a bar.. [Re: leicaman]
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Ole is the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church , and Pastor Sven is the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road.


One day they are seen pounding a sign into the ground, which said:

DA END ISS NEAR!
TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW
BAFOR IT ISS TOO LATE!

As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out his window and yells,

"Leave people alone, you Skandihoovian religious nuts!"

From the curve, they hear screeching tires and a big splash.

Shaking his head, Rev. Ole says, "Dat's da terd one dis mornin'."
"Yaa,"Pastor Sven agrees, then asks,

"Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say, 'Bridge out?'"

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#595821 - 06/02/13 06:54 AM Re: A pirate walks into a bar.. [Re: KateSorensen]
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laugh Now DAT'S Funny! grin
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#595823 - 06/02/13 08:55 AM Re: A pirate walks into a bar.. [Re: KateSorensen]
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HeHeHeHe

Very funny

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#595830 - 06/02/13 12:51 PM Re: A pirate walks into a bar.. [Re: MrB]
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A pirate walks into a bar..
..silly arse shoulda' looked
where he was goin'!



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#595844 - 06/02/13 11:52 PM Re: A pirate walks into a bar.. [Re: KateSorensen]
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Hahah! laugh
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#595845 - 06/02/13 11:53 PM Re: A pirate walks into a bar.. [Re: Celandine]
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AAAAARRRR! smile
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#595866 - 06/03/13 01:24 PM Re: A pirate walks into a bar.. [Re: Stumpy1]
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What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?
Shiver me timbers!


If you see a person Not wearing a 3 cornered hat, not wearing an eye patch, without a wooden leg and with no parrot on his shoulder. What is he likely to be ?
A pirate in disguise!

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#595869 - 06/03/13 02:26 PM Re: A pirate walks into a bar.. [Re: Pirate]
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Originally Posted By: Pirate

A pirate in disguise!


A PIErate IN Da' SKIES?

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