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Good ones Steve!
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And the one I have told for years..
The leading cause of divorce in the United States is........... marriage!
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You forgot
Life is a terminal disease. You start dying the day you're born.
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MrB
I invented modding!
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Don't take life seriously . You will not get out of it alive.
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