A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog and a cat. The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration. "Thanks," the girl says. The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster." The little girl says, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."<br><br>[color:red]Hold on, it's time for a </font color=red> <br>
Loc: Los Angeles, California, USA
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other,<br>outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What<br>are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my<br>tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."<br><br>The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done<br>when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they<br>give you lots of Jell-o and ice cream. It's a breeze."<br><br>The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"<br><br>The first kid says, "A circumcision."<br><br>The second kid replies, "Whoa, Good luck buddy, I had that done when I<br>was born. Couldn't walk for a year." <br><br>
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