A cowboy approached the pearly gates. St Peter asked him if he had ever done anything of merit so he could be let into Heaven
The cowboy replied, "Well, I was up in the mountains in Wyoming, where I come upon a vicious gang of bikers who were harassing this young girl"
"what did you do" asked the Archangel ?
" I went straight up to the biggest, most tattooed one of the bunch. I spitin his face, pulled the earring out of his ear and threw it in the dust and stomped on it. Then I kicked over his bike, sending it over the cliff. I told them to back off or I was going to kick their butts"
St Peter, being impressed asked. " when did this happen?"
Cowboy replied, " About a couple minutes ago"
There are 10 kinds of people. Those that understand binary and those that don't.
"If it turns out that President Barack Obama can make a deal with the most intransigent, hard-line, unreasonable, totalitarian mullahs in the world but not with Republicans? Maybe he’s not the problem."
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