steveg
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Stealing this from a friend's FB post:
Quote:
A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time.
So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site.
She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview.
"Pardon me, sir, I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. What's your name?
"Morris Feinberg," he replied.
"Sir, how long have yo u been coming to the Western Wall and praying?"
"For about 60 years."
"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"
"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims."
"I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop."
"I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults and to love their fellow man."
"I pray that politicians tell us the truth and put the interests of the people ahead of their own interests."
#570548 - 02/03/1210:31 AMRe: We need a good laugh...
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MrB
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That is a good one.
I'm always looking for ethnic jokes that need the ethnicity for the joke to make sense.
Few do. Most you can just replace the stated ethnicity with any and it will have same effect. That is unless you are telling it to someone who expects it to be of one specific group. Then that is sad.
#570554 - 02/03/1202:27 PMRe: We need a good laugh...
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Ok, how about some KU jokes.
Q: How do you keep a Jayhawk out of your yard? A: Put up a goal post!
Q: Did you hear about the big power outage at the KU student union? A: Forty Jayhawks were stuck on the escalator for 3 hours.
Q: What are the best 4 years of a KU student's life? A: The 3rd Grade.
Q: What do you get if you breed a groundhog with a KU football player? A: Six more weeks of bad football.
Q: What do you get if you drive by the KU campus real slow? A: A degree.
Q: Did you hear they've decided to cover the Allen Field House court in cardboard next season? A: People at KU have decided that their team always looks better on paper.
Q: How do you get a KU graduate off your porch? A: Pay him for the pizza.
Q: Why do KU students hang their diplomas from their rearview mirrors? A: So they can park in the handicapped spot.
Q: Why doesn't KU have ice on the sidelines? A: The guy with the recipe graduated.
Q: How many KU freshmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, it's a sophomore class.
Q: What do you call a person from KU in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.
Q: What's the difference between a litter of puppies and KU fans? A: Eventually puppies grow up and stop whining.
Q: What does the average KU player get on his SAT's? A: Drool.
Coach is only dressing 10 players for the Jayhawks game against MU. The rest of the team will get dressed by themselves.
A hooded robber burst into a Wisconsin bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash.
On his way out the door, a brave Wisconsin customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robber's face. The robber shot the customer without a moment's hesitation.
He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also.
Everyone in the bank, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence.
The robber yelled, "Well, did anyone else see my face?"
There are a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was plainly too afraid to speak
Then, one old Norwegian named Ole from Wisconsin tentatively raised his hand and said, "My wife got a pretty good look at you."
_________________________ Old farts, the hidden caulk of civilization. Jim Atkinson
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