A Mafia Godfather found out that his bookkeeper, Guido, had cheated him out of $10 million.
Now, Guido, the bookkeeper, was deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that since Guido couldn’t hear a damn thing, he wouldn’t ever have to testify in court.
The Godfather went to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, and took along his lawyer who was fluent in sign language.
The Godfather told the lawyer, "Ask him where my money is!"
The lawyer, using sign language, asked Guido, “Where's the money?”
Guido signed back, "I don't know what you’re talking about."
The lawyer told the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
The Godfather pulled out a pistol, shoved it in Guido's mouth and said, "Ask him again. Tell him if he doesn’t come clean, I'll kill him!"
The lawyer signed to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."
Guido trembled and signed, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house.”
The Godfather asked the lawyer, "What did he say?"
The lawyer replied, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
_________________________ I always deserve it. Really.
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