*Ever since I was a child, Iíve always had a fear of someone under my bed at night, so I went to a shrink and told him ]ďIíve got problems. Every time to go to bed, I think thereís somebody under it. I think Iím going crazy.Ē
ĎJust put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..'
'How much do you charge?'*
*'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.*
*'I'll sleep on it,' I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.
'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'
'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'
'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!!'*
Woman came to the bar and sat down . She asked me to give her something sweet, filling and that she never had before, she wanted something new.
So being the great bartender that I am, I suggested "" have you tried Sex on the Sand?"" She reached over the bar and actually slapped me in the face I think she just broke up with her boyfriend and needed to vent some anger = the bartender was it.
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